The insane pervert has the money to go to Denmark to get a hooker, but that's not what he wants.
Denmark? I guess he's thinking the hookers in Denmark wouldn't know he's the insane pedo of Spokane Wa.
Its pretty obvious why he is talking about denmark
He wants to go there and fight the bigot republican trolls on the internet
.....and then a quick layover in thailand on the way back to find a teen
ladyboy hooker zoomer
Now if there was only some way to have that song follow him around wherever he went to drive him nuts.
LeeLoo said:
Let’s pretend for a minute his payee approved a 3 day sex trip to a foreign country in the middle of a pandemic. Can you imagine the amazingly wonderful horror of watching Lucas prepare for and travel to another country?! Trying to pack...get to the airport...get through security...spend 7 hours on a plane...oh man, it would be entertainment gold!
He would be demanding seconds of ariline meals, would lose his shit and probably waddle away and try to hide in the bathroom for the rest of the trip if someone said anything negative about him, would try to make a video on the plane and probably throw a jacket over his head and screech about bigot republicans and how hes about to prove everybody wrong by finding a teen zoomer in a foreign country and would be nearly guaranteed to lose his shit at somebody enough to cause an incident on board. Given the strict rules airlines have about that kind of thing now I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if he caused enough of a scene to force a landing to have him removed from the plane if someone told him to stop leering at their wiife/daughter. The only question is whether it would happen over the US and have him end up in some nuthouse or jail cell in the midwest for a few days or after he was overseas and get him stuck in the UK or france for his outburst. It would be real interesting to see how he dealt with that and how the hell he would ever get back.
I can just see him losing his shit at some embassy staff sent to deal with the situation and see the look on their faces when he went on about how he was minding his own business when some bigot republican told him to fuck off and stop creepily staring at his 16 year old daughter on the plane ('but I totally wasn't going to do anything with her cause i'm on my way to denmark to fuck a teen there! how old am I? why does that matter? its totally legal in washington state! look at my bs source I got from google! hey why are you trying to put handcuffs on me?! travelling overseas to have sex with a minor isn't a felony you agephobic bigot pigs!')
We all know thats exactly how it would end. Especially since the US has been doing a pretty big crackdown on men his age that try to fly overseas for underage sex in recent years
LeeLoo said:
Don’t forget those bitchin’ sunglasses!
Indeed. I hear magnum PI is really big in denmark after all
lelemeres69 said:
Would customs even let an internationally famous creep through? Idk about all of Europe, but given he managed to get noticed in the UK I imagine he's got some notoriety across the EU. Then again an obnoxious creepy fat American in Europe who keeps yelling about age gap relations probably wouldn't end well for him. Especially since he can't hide behind police if someone calls him out for leering at kids
He would end up in jail within a few days tops if he somehow managed to avoid an incident on the plane that would get him kicked off and the US embassy wouldn't do jack shit for him. If anything they would see to it he got charged in the US as well. and he wouldn't help himself at all by inevitably screeching about how he's from washington state and its totally legal there so its fine for him to do, just like the nonsense he claimed about the girl in VA
Not that seeing him wandering the streets in europe screeching about fucking 16 year olds wouldn't be amusing to see. The best part would be that he wouldn't bring an EU power adapter with him so he wouldn't be able to charge his phone. So not only would he end up in a place with zero tolerance for pedos, he would have barely any money, barely any clothes, look like a hobo, would have no phone after a day or two so no way to look anything up or figure out where he is going or what to do and wouldn't speak the local language
Lucas would inevitably be making international headlines one way or another. If he thought the starbucks incident caused him problems just wait until the denmark incident ruins his life
