Trainwreck Onision / James Gregory Jackson / Gregory James Daniel/Jackson/Avaroe - Edgy king of the tweens, Vegan with deformed dick, Pedo, Destroying the Environment. Serial Domestic Abuser, Served the wrong Chris Hansen.

[In Memoriam]

I absolutely despise Greg; however, I think most of these "lol small dick" comments come from Porn-pilled people.
Reality check: most people do not actually have that porno BBC; and since you don't have a ruler next to his peen you cannot exactly tell how much it measures - but it doesn't seem to actually matter; hint hint, considering he got all the girls to do fucked up shit for him.

I think there are plenty of personality flaws and such to laugh at greg with, while yes considering he is a sex fiend in that manner his cock I guess matters, but honestly, if someone wants to call him a baby carrot they should post a selfie with a ruler of their own if they wanna talk shit lmao.
Most cocks are average.

Idk, just tired of penis shaming people; body positivity crap should be for men too, equality n shit.

It’s like Chantal and her sex stories - they’ve barely had sex irl so they make shit up. Real cocks are mostly average. That’s the point of an average. Onion Boy has a very average peen and that’s okay. He’s gross for completely unrelated reasons. Most guys have average peen and then get complexes from comments like the ones in this thread. I agree that if bopo is going to be a thing it should go two ways but KF definitely is not a bopo site, lol. So small peen lolol I guess

 

[Dong Schlong Phil]

Onion Boy has a very average peen and that’s okay. He’s gross for completely unrelated reasons. Most guys have average peen and then get complexes from comments like the ones in this thread. I agree that if bopo is going to be a thing it should go two ways but KF definitely is not a bopo site, lol. So small peen lolol I guess

Yeah, I know what KF is and what we do, but it just bothers me that people exaggerate something completely out of proportions; it makes us look dumb.
Seems to happen with a lot of cows lately and it is kinda disappointing. I guess I expect more out of internet randos which is completely my own fault.

I did rant which is foolish and I guess slightly MATI but it is what it is.

 

[Lady Pigroach]

It's not average, it's small. Not tiny, but absolutely small.

 

[Dong Schlong Phil]

It's not average, it's small. Not tiny, but absolutely small.

I'd still say post your own before you talk shit but it is such a non issue topic anyway I don't know why the whole farm is stuck on it, we seem to be forgetting all his other actions and just focusing on something physical.

In any case if everyone just ignored his ""small package"" he wouldn't get as much attention and thus wouldn't be profiting from this shit.

 

[Lady Pigroach]

I mean, he's a pedo with a small peen.

 

[RandallBoggs]

I don't give a fuck if his dick is actually a micropenis or if it's normal. The fact that calling it baby carrot gets him so riled up is the only reason it's funny

 

[NoFeline]

I'd still say post your own before you talk shit

He made fun of little girls for having millimeters of muffin top you micropeen fellating autist

 

[Lady Pigroach]

I'm sorry about your penis, dude.

 

[PTNR 2.0]

Yeah, Greg is disgusting.
I'm just trying to say that remember who the lolcow is; if we bullshit all day long we start to look like the cow.

Perhaps people are too emotionally invested.

Few months ago, I was too, I would've probably posted all the same shit as everyone else and just been like "LOL SMOL PENOR" but I took a break from onion, focused on phil, got that groove back etc.

The only thing anyone here is 'emotionally invested' in is laughing at internet speds and few things are funnier than internet speds with sad penises, be it Phil's acorn nub, CWC's bent duck or Onision's baby dick.

 

[PlasticOwls]

Yeah, Greg is disgusting.
I'm just trying to say that remember who the lolcow is; if we bullshit all day long we start to look like the cow.

Perhaps people are too emotionally invested.

Eh, the whole Onion Penis Saga is lame. Yes, he doesn't have a porn cock, most people don't. He's a boil on the ass of life for so many other things and reasons it seems kinda childish to point at his dick and laugh when you can just simply point at him and laugh harder.

We really don't know what his dick actually looks like. Greg's misdirection game is so multi-layered, that average penis could easily be a prosthetic. The lengths he goes to project himself as something he isn't is enough for discussion and ridicule.

Also, you're lame for trying to put a damper on people's fun. If it weren't for the obsessiveness of the thread regulars, Onion would be that much freer to run around on the internet

 

[peekacho]

Yeah, Greg is disgusting.
I'm just trying to say that remember who the lolcow is; if we bullshit all day long we start to look like the cow.

Perhaps people are too emotionally invested.

Few months ago, I was too, I would've probably posted all the same shit as everyone else and just been like "LOL SMOL PENOR" but I took a break from onion, focused on phil, got that groove back etc.

We get it, your dick is small dude. We're making fun of his dick not yours, relax.

 

[Dong Schlong Phil]

We get it, your dick is small dude. We're making fun of his dick not yours, relax.

I mean, if someone had an agreeable measure of what counts as small, I might take my own advice and post with a ruler, then again, I don't think I need to put my dick on the intertubes to prove anything.

Spoiler: powerlvl

I won't claim to have a huge dick, 16cm/14cm is average though and now I feel like a dumb shit for biting this bait.

It's fine, laugh at onion all you want, I just wish the fun had more khantent that's all.
Anyway keep on trucking mates.

 

[Beelzebub's Gate]

I mean, if someone had an agreeable measure of what counts as small, I might take my own advice and post with a ruler, then again, I don't think I need to put my dick on the intertubes to prove anything.

Spoiler: powerlvl

I won't claim to have a huge dick, 16cm/14cm is average though and now I feel like a dumb shit for biting this bait.

It's fine, laugh at onion all you want, I just wish the fun had more khantent that's all.
Anyway keep on trucking mates.

I'll post pictures of mine if you post pictures of yours.

 

[Lady Pigroach]

Dicks out for Onision

 

[Dong Schlong Phil]

I'll post pictures of mine if you post pictures of yours.

Well I mean, you can always slide into my DMs like a proper gentleman. Anyway perhaps this is too much off topic.



What would KF answer to this poll?

 

[Montage]

So what’s he trying to brag about? Because I see nothing that’s brag worthy or anything that needs a show and tell.

 

[RandallBoggs]

Shaven guys will win because all of his fans are teen girls

 

[_0methadonius0_]

I want to believe that he takes them off, washes them, and then puts them back on in the matter of hours.

But knowing that he has no real idea of how hygiene and cleanliness work ("women with hair nasty hurr durr", "wet pussy nasty hurr durr", "I take three two hour burning hot showers a day hurr durr", "black women should do this and that with their hair hurr durr", "if you don't wash your hair everyday you nasty hurr durr"), and knowing that the only person in the house that takes care of the laundry is Taylor (and by take care, I mean put their dirty clothes on Poshmark because they never wear anything twice), it's most likely that he put them on and never washed them since. And he probably didn't wash them after buying them either.

It's been speculated for a while that they don't wash their bedding regularly, probably not at all. I've seen it theorized before that the reason Billie broke out so bad whenever she'd stay at the Grease Mansion is from lying in their greasy beds.

 

[dfranki723]

Imagine defending Onision's fucking cock because ''no u''.

The issue itself is him shitting on the appearance of others, people's sex lives and bragging about his prowess as a sex God. Nobody needs to PROVE they have a bigger dick than him to rip him to shreds. I'm also pretty sure everyone here knows porn stars dicks aren't a reality.

He's not profiting from us talking about his disgusting body you gorm.

If he was a decent dude posting cock shots* nobody would be laughing at him. It's because of who he is and how much he brags and pretends.
I don't have a dick myself but I certainly don't hold normal, good men to the standards of a porn star.

Act like a sex God cunt, get treated like the fool you are.

 

[4Macie]

We make fun of his lumpy body. We make fun of his greasy face and hair. We make fun of his weird red face and anything weird about his moles/pimples/markings.

But what really riles some people up is us making fun of his dick. Like what? Who the fuck cares?

Greg could have a 9 inch cock and I’m still gonna call him tiny dick cuz it absolutely drives him crazy.

This man has body shamed teens. Fucked and groomed teens. Has destroyed wildlife and protected wetlands. He doesn’t deserve respect. He doesn’t deserve “body positivity”.

The kiwifarms is NOT a safe space for special uwu princesses. We don’t care what other people think of our forums.