DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Nigel of Ukip]

Is it really a dox if he is a semi public persona, who goes by his real name, states his location daily and has his phone number on twitter?

He always says he has not been doxed, and he has never said where he lives, as in address.

 

[Forbidden Math]

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It it wrong that I'm more amused about him lying about his height than his massive failure at math? Phil, I doubt you're even close to 6' and if you are Panda and Khet must be giants. If he's 6' then khet must be at least 5'7" and panda wouldn't have been far off. For the record only 10% of American women are 5'7" or taller.

 

[Colloid]

In addition to what @Salubrious said, DSP chases day-one views so he has to stay a variety streamer for this aspect

And Phil can't even do that right these days since he lacks the connections to get review copies unlike other long-time LPers. Such a successful ten year legacy.

 

[gh0stzero]

And Phil can't even do that right these days since he lacks the connections to get review copies unlike other long-time LPers. Such a successful ten year legacy.

There's really small youtube channels, less than 1000 subs that can still get review copies you ask politely to the PR person and they give them to you. But because Phil insists its all an elitist circlejerk illuminati where you can't get review copies unless you sacrifice a goat or something he's locked himself out of ever getting one without looking like a massive hypocrite. Not that Phil cares about his public image at this point of course.

 

[David Davidson]

It it wrong that I'm more amused about him lying about his height than his massive failure at math? Phil, I doubt you're even close to 6' and if you are Panda and Khet must be giants. If he's 6' then khet must be at least 5'7" and panda wouldn't have been far off. For the record only 10% of American women are 5'7" or taller.

Naw dude, you're just jealous of how much of a real man he is! He is 6'6" and 220lbs of pure muscle. Stop being such a hater dood! And by the way, Kat agrees with me.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

It it wrong that I'm more amused about him lying about his height than his massive failure at math? Phil, I doubt you're even close to 6' and if you are Panda and Khet must be giants. If he's 6' then khet must be at least 5'7" and panda wouldn't have been far off. For the record only 10% of American women are 5'7" or taller.

Be pretty easy to settle this if anyone has a shot of him standing inside a door frame. In America, they're 6'8" from the floor to the bottom of the horizontal piece, and I'm willing to bet he's at least a foot under that.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Let's face it, he's barely taller than Jasper the invisible cat.

 

[Surly Muppet]

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Beyond the specific incompetencies there, the Animal Crossing streams are some of his weirdest content.
He does literally nothing. I watched Dangsaming play it and he was doing all this horticulture stuff and it was actually interesting. Phil refused to do that, saying its more about going around and talking to the citizens and 'seeing what has changed' by Kat's hand. It's absolute nothing stream content.

He also, and I don't know if this is an act or sincere, really leans into the autism. He has scheduled around hyping up the appearance of KK Slider and the music, he has these little sessions here where he takes a little piece of dialogue and really plays it up, he basically narrates his exploration of Kat's house (you can't tell me she didn't put the panda toy in there to troll him), we write Kat love letters (and ban people for asking why she has never sent him one back), and claims it is too intensive an experience to go to other islands, particularly his fans (maybe playing it safe after we saw Pop's weird sex dungeon house). But it's like he is attempting to appeal to literal children with the AC streams. And Derichs. This is the type of stuff you'd see on a children's program. "Jump that high? WOW! Can you imagine what it would be like to jump that high? Why don't you try jumping and see how high you can go?" Jesus Christ.

But then we also get weird tangent rants about people trying to destroy his life, like we do with Minecraft. So I don't really understand what he is trying to do with this game. On one hand, it's the laziest possible $100 he could earn. On the other, he compensates for that with apparent effort in weird Sesame Street kiddie commentary. Is this just what peak chill looks like?

 

[TeeDee1622]

Yes, many of his paypigs have been doxed over the years. Some of them have talked to people.

Look in the DSP fan general thread.

Just checked it out. Looked through the last few pages and it doesn't look like any fans are there posting as far as I can tell. It's hilarious though that his fan thread has ~30pages and his detractor thread has 5,500 pages. Kinda gives you perspective on his fans:detractor ratio!

 

[gh0stzero]

Just checked it out. Looked through the last few pages and it doesn't look like any fans are there posting as far as I can tell. It's hilarious though that his fan thread has ~30pages and his detractor thread has 5,500 pages. Kinda gives you perspective on his fans:detractor ratio!

There's only so many ways you can say that his fans are retarded. And there's only so many retards worthy of doxing.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink]

So I was playing tevins restream in the background while making breakfast, and afterword decided to lay back down and rest my eyes, but DSP is ranting this whole time. Well I finally get back up and look at my phone and it’s been a pre stream the whole damn time....I thought he was already in the game and maybe set his controller down cause he got baited into a rant....

 

[actually]

So I was playing tevins restream in the background while making breakfast, and afterword decided to lay back down and rest my eyes, but DSP is ranting this whole time. Well I finally get back up and look at my phone and it’s been a pre stream the whole damn time....I thought he was already in the game and maybe set his controller down cause he got baited into a rant....

He pretty routinely is doing the pre-stream until about noon PST now. Why play the game when he knows he can get $100+ just for showing up?

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink]

He pretty routinely is doing the pre-stream until about noon PST now. Why play the game when he knows he can get $100+ just for showing up?

I know this shit goes on for ages but my half asleep mind just assumed he had finally moved onto the gameplay lmao, feels like I’ve been laying here for hours

Damnit I have been laying here for an hour lol, this mans incredible

 

[Paladin Derich]

I'm digging the replies to his backup twatter account

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

I know this shit goes on for ages but my half asleep mind just assumed he had finally moved onto the gameplay lmao, feels like I’ve been laying here for hours

Damnit I have been laying here for an hour lol, this mans incredible

Reminder that Phil has an older video titled "The pre-stream that wouldn't end". 3 years ago, Phil thought (almost) 50 minutes of pre-stream was a very long time, and now we're averaging at almost an hour and a half of regurgitating the same rules and begging over and over.
How possible do you guys think it is for Phil to just segue into being a Just Chatting streamer?

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink]

Reminder that Phil has an older video titled "The pre-stream that wouldn't end". 3 years ago, Phil thought (almost) 50 minutes of pre-stream was a very long time, and now we're averaging at almost an hour and a half of regurgitating the same rules and begging over and over.
How possible do you guys think it is for Phil to just segue into being a Just Chatting streamer?

Ive been saying he should do that for years, but he can’t because he’s a boring cunt, two streams of chatting and even his chat would be bored, he needs games to fill the large hole in his talking and to give him something to talk about

 

[actually]

Ive been saying he should do that for years, but he can’t because he’s a boring cunt, two streams of chatting and even his chat would be bored, he needs games to fill the large hole in his talking and to give him something to talk about

Yeah, if he could do it, he would. But even he knows his life is so devoid of interests that he can't pull it off.

 

[Brian Butterfield]

DSP chases day-one views

Which is why skipping Monster Hunter: World is so baffling. It's easily Capcom's highest selling game of all time, and he adamantly refused to even consider playing it.

 

[harbinger]

Phil thinks he's the 'Weird Al' of video games. He thinks he's hilarious and entertaining when he does these ad lib """parody""" renditions. He could see that being something he does, he want to do a whole new series that he thinks will really take off titled 'DSP Makes Up Songs, That are Parody Songs, Based Off of Stuff Going On in Games'. Pretty catchy title right?

Let's ponder this as we listen to a rousing rendition of Phil's original Parody Song 'Cock Vibrations, Dick Sensations'. That's right, the "virally pahpular" song from when Phil was "white-hot pahpular" back in 2012 that to date has generated close to 14,000 views.

I’m surprised Disney hasn’t hit him with copyright strikes for that Mickey Mouse laugh.

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Hasn’t Philip gone on record saying he is 5’12”?

 

[TheGoutburglar]

Which is why skipping Monster Hunter: World is so baffling. It's easily Capcom's highest selling game of all time, and he adamantly refused to even consider playing it.

Nothing baffling about it when you consider the skill involved in playing it. Observing MH players' convos on Twitter is enough to make it quite obvious that Phil is so far from being capable at that game that you may as well be asking a chimpanzee to build a race car.

It's truly amazing just how much of a pussy he is. Even a video game can punk his ass out.