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Artcow Manic Pixie Nightmare Girls / Mallorie Jessica Udischas-Trojan / Jesse William Trojan / Jessica Udischas / SweetBeans99 - Total Bitch Who Supports Shoplifting and Looting; Creator of New Guy, the First Meme of the 2020's
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"why is no one watching my streams"
>starts the stream like THAT
hey at least jess has always been good at show-dont-tell
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This is pathetic on more than one level. The worst of it is Jess wasn't making that intentional.
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This is actually an on-point representation of another cow's streaming endeavors, but Mermaidqueen Jude doesn't have this level of self-awareness.
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I don't know who all these characters are but on first reading I thought it was supposed to be showing the cat's therapist cruelly trolling their loser client. Which would be hilariously dark and self aware so I assume that's not it. Also big
on my part assuming this histrionic leech has a therapist.
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Oh wow a comic not about threatening violence, stealing goods, or just being an awful person. That's pretty rare for Jess
Oh it's a comic that has a forced line about Gay people in there for the clicks. That's the Jess I know.
Take away the beginning that is just the cat fucking asking for their stream to suck, the vibe behind it would have been decent. But even then nah gotta force in that line about Gay people because LGBT.
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So this is basically just the "Say something trans!" comic but now making your entire identity about being
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whose gonna bet that this histrionic moron will threaten their fanbase to watch her stream and gave her Patreon bucks or else she will stream sliting her arms she seems to be like those people who would try to pull that stunt.
Or she will just ditch the idea of streaming and back to making "relatable" comics
my money is on the former
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And that Bradley the Frog wasn't one of the viewers.
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That bird is literally me, writing transcripts of Jake Alley's verbal googleshngs for fellow kiwis to digest, as he brings down an axe on biological women's corpses in the aftermath of a plane crash to take their clothes.New comic. The pity party continues.
I'll have to check that one out, but the interconnectedness of other cow streams is something.
If I knew what your stream channel was and when you broadcast, maybe you'd get a few pity views and bittys too, Jesse. Farmers will tune in, if only to catch your gaffs and inconsistencies! At least Jake has 3 other discord henchmen to drive his affiliate status.
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It gets points for actually having a setup and punchline. Last few ones were just mindless slapstick or non-sequiturs. But there's just so much fat to this that needs to be chopped off, which I think Jess left on because he wanted to garner pity. If he wanted people to actually laugh, the comic would just read like this:
It's still not funny but at least has the visible aspiration of being so. Jess just has too much of a tendency of inserting his personal woes into these things, a habit of which I'm surprised he hasn't broken give the multiple times it's backfired now.
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To be fair, I had no idea the cat was supposed to be a gay tranny for a very long time. Aside from the comic where it fantasizes about hitting feminists with a bat, this is the only indication I’ve seen that the cat is gaytrans. I actually thought it was a guy at first because its character design seemed more masculine compared to the bird. I haven’t been reading Jess’s comics very long though, so maybe it was firmly established early on that every character is gay/trans/gaytrans.
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If we didn't already know thiefcat was a Mallorie self-insert, seeing the lengths to which birdfriend is forced to go to keep her from melting down and 41%ing herself would surely confirm it, don't you think?
edit: I am filled with shame.
edit: I am filled with shame.
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the brown dog is the art thief, the blue/green cat is to the best of our knowledge a posturing, law abiding fag. The bird worked part time in a taco truck, seems to be the only tranny gainfully employed(and visibly misgendered).
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Dark Web Magic, obviously.
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Don't you hate when a comic's punchline is "I'm sOoo gAy xDD"
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Not sure who the offender is, but you blocked the person. They're still allowed to talk in public with all the other people who mingle around you Jess. If you don't want your "customers" to see them, they'd all individually have to block them too. Which you could ask them to do, if you don't mind Streisand'ing that person.