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He also put his arm up around nothing sitting next to him for two seconds to show that YES GUYS MUH HUBBY IS HERE WIT ME and then promptly put it down and forgot he established that charade
Containment Live Reaction Video of the Brony Analysts' cartoon - part 6 on 10/30/2020
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Soon enough he'll be yelling "Mama" while hugging air in front of a camera and ramble incoherently about how his reality is now unique to his own.
God that was cringing to watch.
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I had to turn it off. He looked sweaty and gross. His commentary was stupid and weird with a lot of forced laughing at "jokes" you can't see because the camera is zoomed in on his autistic mess of a pony bedroom.
I ask myself who are these videos for?
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TYOF sets a bottle of Vodka on his desk and presses play.
[reaction to come]
[reaction to come]
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Okay, no way will I do a full transcript of that. I'll do as the marvellous YamchaFan does and provide overall impressions.
Chris gazes at us vacantly, face even more pallid and greasy than usual, from his bedroom. Claims to be Sonichu and sounds half-dead as he does so. Sonichu has never used a lap-top before. Course not. Rosechu had to show him the 4-centgarbage.com stuff, remember?
40 seconds pass in awkward silence 'Sonichu' informs us that we'll be able to hear the Anal Cysts' video. Big whoop.
Chris is crap at streaming. Less than 2 minutes in, he's visibly floundering. MOAR SILENCE
'It'll be a few more minutes!' Cheers cunt.
'Sings' tunelessly at 3 minutes. Gives more shit excuses about not being good at streaming. 'Barbara' is, apparently, upstairs. Probably crying herself to sleep with a big bottle of rot-gut.
4 minutes in. 'We'll be starting very shortly.' 'Sonichu' has apparently never seen comments on the Net before.
5 minutes in. 'Almost time!' WOW.
'2-minute warning!' GO FUCK YOURSELF CHRIS
Dear me, there are glimpses when you swear Chris might almost be sentient. He yells that Da Merge is still in progress. Once again, his face goes dead. Mr Brain is not at home to visitors. He looks increasingly desperate.
30 seconds to go. He says something inane about us getting to see this from the perspective of a lap-top camera this time. In other words, exactly like last time.
Gives an 8-second countdown. 'Showtime!' His face immediately goes slack again.
'Good timing, honey.' Air-hugs...he doesn't say who. But since this is 'Sonichu', it can't be Magi-Chan.
The silly music, voices and noises puke from the lap-top speaker. He starts to cackle inanely at nothing every couple of seconds. Out of nowhere, blurts 'DSI, and they have K-Y pants' then laughs at his own joke. Expression shifts to inane grin. Jaw goes slack, mouth hangs open. Fiddles with what little is left of his hair. Squeals 'BISCUITS' for no apparent reason.
He looks FUCKING BORED. Much as he keeps forcing the giggles, his whole demeanour tells an entirely different story. He's reduced to repeating the supposed jokes like the unquestioning rube he is.
'BFFs!' DIE CHRIS
He laughs like a drain in a very long and forced way at a 4th-wall gag about the risk of the video being taken down due to possible copyright infringement. He also seems to find the line 'the monetisation system is broken' a veritable gut-buster, for some obscure reason.
He goes silent again. Starts absently licking his lips. He seems more uncomfortable than anything else.
Suddenly screeches 'COOKIES' and 'BRONIES' in rapid succession and an alarmingly excited manner. He appears outright orgasmic at the following mention of the 'Bronies React' YT(?) channel. You can feel his desperation to matter to the brony hierarchy. 'It's A GOOD THING!' He then looks depressed as he remembers that none of the brony reactionists want him to join them.
He then cheers up and cackles like a loon at a purely visual piece of business which we cannot see. He does not explain it at all.
His face goes dead again before he announces 'Smirks. EVIL SMIRKS!' out of nowhere. He claims 'I foresee' of some blindingly obvious plot point that a 4-year-old could guess without difficulties.
The Anal Cysts decide to use a piss-poor synth version of Holst's 'Mars, The Bringer Of War' on the soundtrack and now I want to kill them.
Suddenly screeches 'Gettin' drunk as always, eh, N.Y.?' Chris, you are NOT his/her bestie. Stop trying so hard for so little.
He looks lobotomised. Whines some more. Shrieks some more.
The brony video ends.
He seems to find the phrase 'to be continued' alarmingly hilarious. Honks and claps like an exceptional seal. Proclaims 'NOW DAT'S GOOD STUFF!' I beg to differ, 'Sonichu'. It was SHIT.
Addresses us to 'Zap it up an' stay safe!' Chris, you are not Sonichu, and this fools no one.
Chris makes a stupid 'kawaii' gesture, simpers. And CUT.
Chris's room is still a tip. The RESPECT WOMEN folder is still there. Sonichu, on this 'evidence', seems even slower in da mind than his 'mama'.
Chris is boring, fat, and greasy, and I would still not have sex with him.
40 seconds pass in awkward silence 'Sonichu' informs us that we'll be able to hear the Anal Cysts' video. Big whoop.
Chris is crap at streaming. Less than 2 minutes in, he's visibly floundering. MOAR SILENCE
'It'll be a few more minutes!' Cheers cunt.
'Sings' tunelessly at 3 minutes. Gives more shit excuses about not being good at streaming. 'Barbara' is, apparently, upstairs. Probably crying herself to sleep with a big bottle of rot-gut.
4 minutes in. 'We'll be starting very shortly.' 'Sonichu' has apparently never seen comments on the Net before.
5 minutes in. 'Almost time!' WOW.
'2-minute warning!' GO FUCK YOURSELF CHRIS
Dear me, there are glimpses when you swear Chris might almost be sentient. He yells that Da Merge is still in progress. Once again, his face goes dead. Mr Brain is not at home to visitors. He looks increasingly desperate.
30 seconds to go. He says something inane about us getting to see this from the perspective of a lap-top camera this time. In other words, exactly like last time.
Gives an 8-second countdown. 'Showtime!' His face immediately goes slack again.
'Good timing, honey.' Air-hugs...he doesn't say who. But since this is 'Sonichu', it can't be Magi-Chan.
The silly music, voices and noises puke from the lap-top speaker. He starts to cackle inanely at nothing every couple of seconds. Out of nowhere, blurts 'DSI, and they have K-Y pants' then laughs at his own joke. Expression shifts to inane grin. Jaw goes slack, mouth hangs open. Fiddles with what little is left of his hair. Squeals 'BISCUITS' for no apparent reason.
He looks FUCKING BORED. Much as he keeps forcing the giggles, his whole demeanour tells an entirely different story. He's reduced to repeating the supposed jokes like the unquestioning rube he is.
'BFFs!' DIE CHRIS
He laughs like a drain in a very long and forced way at a 4th-wall gag about the risk of the video being taken down due to possible copyright infringement. He also seems to find the line 'the monetisation system is broken' a veritable gut-buster, for some obscure reason.
He goes silent again. Starts absently licking his lips. He seems more uncomfortable than anything else.
Suddenly screeches 'COOKIES' and 'BRONIES' in rapid succession and an alarmingly excited manner. He appears outright orgasmic at the following mention of the 'Bronies React' YT(?) channel. You can feel his desperation to matter to the brony hierarchy. 'It's A GOOD THING!' He then looks depressed as he remembers that none of the brony reactionists want him to join them.
He then cheers up and cackles like a loon at a purely visual piece of business which we cannot see. He does not explain it at all.
His face goes dead again before he announces 'Smirks. EVIL SMIRKS!' out of nowhere. He claims 'I foresee' of some blindingly obvious plot point that a 4-year-old could guess without difficulties.
The Anal Cysts decide to use a piss-poor synth version of Holst's 'Mars, The Bringer Of War' on the soundtrack and now I want to kill them.
Suddenly screeches 'Gettin' drunk as always, eh, N.Y.?' Chris, you are NOT his/her bestie. Stop trying so hard for so little.
He looks lobotomised. Whines some more. Shrieks some more.
The brony video ends.
He seems to find the phrase 'to be continued' alarmingly hilarious. Honks and claps like an exceptional seal. Proclaims 'NOW DAT'S GOOD STUFF!' I beg to differ, 'Sonichu'. It was SHIT.
Addresses us to 'Zap it up an' stay safe!' Chris, you are not Sonichu, and this fools no one.
Chris makes a stupid 'kawaii' gesture, simpers. And CUT.
Chris's room is still a tip. The RESPECT WOMEN folder is still there. Sonichu, on this 'evidence', seems even slower in da mind than his 'mama'.
Chris is boring, fat, and greasy, and I would still not have sex with him.
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It's kinda weird when Chris just tries to things at the same time the characters do in that episode, I don't know if it's just autism or trying to imitate them for his fantasies.
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Listen to the video. He says 'good timing, honey', not 'hubby'. My guess is that the invisible honey is meant to be Rosechu, since Sonichu is completely and monogamously faithful to her (apart from his sordid little fantasies about Megagi and Bionic). Or, just maybe, Chris got his alter-egos fucked up again.
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After listening to Chris for so long, I'd rather just read whatever farmers post up in here.
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That is the face of a man who either
1. Just made 10 million on wallstreet or
2. Just opened his own circus with himself as the main attraction.
Either way, he does not pass for shit.
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He needs to brush his teeth and change his shirt.
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I set a bottle of vodka on my desk and pour a shot.
I pray to god for what's left of my soul and press play.
Chris starts the video, with his hair back like that he just looks like a normal 40 year old obese man wearing his mother's jewelry.
Oh dear jesus he's pretending to be sonichu. The trashfire starts early.
Chris babbles about what we're doing, his speech skills seem to have fallen in the past few months.
Chris says he's using the laptop some dumb fool sent him to stream this. I blame that person for my impending suffering.
Chris stares impotently at the laptop, I get the silence here is going to be my favorite part of the stream.
Chris's computer skills are so bad he can't stream and watch a video at the same time. Makes me wonder if someone else set up his other computer for him. Honestly this shouldn't be a problem.
Chat's already screaming IS BARB ALIVE?
Chris still hasn't figured out how to stream the video for us to see. But when has chris ever cared about other people?
Chris mumbles 'something something chaos around me' then admits he doesn't know how the laptop works.
More silence as chris fumbles with the computer looking sweaty.
2 minutes in, we've seen nothing but chris's fat, confused face.
Chris says he's qued the video up but it'll take several more minutes... wtf?
Chris goes silent again and starts playing on his phone.
Chris licks his fat fish lips and I feel unclean.
Chris begins singing a beat and its as awful as he smells.
At the 3 minute mark and Chris says we have to wait because he's an 'early bird indivijual'
Mumbles under his breath.
You know when you look into Chris Chan's eyes, he's got these lifeless eyes... like a doll's eyes...
Chris blames the refurbished laptop being 'new' as the reason its taking so long. Most people would have tested it out before doing a stream but not Chris. Chris wants to play pretend so he barrels on through like a wheelchair bound woman at a buffet.
"At least the camera and microphone works!" oh if only they didn't.
Chris responds to the trolls demanding barb with "She's upstairs!"
Chris says "we're just killing time... trolling the comments." not sure the context here, but that's the norm I guess.
Chat says chris is too loud. Chris replies with the maturity of a 4 year old "Yeah, well you're too loud!"
Chris gets mad about people still asking for Barb, repeats she's upstairs and demands we stop asking because this is a pony shit stream.
Some disgusting sweatstain gave chris 20 dollars.
"This is the first time this body gets to see your comments." Wut. Its chris's body, but if this is sonichu it should still be... I see Sonichu is just as ass-backwards stupid as Chris.
Starts to say something then just ends it with that trademark chris chan "... yeah."
Chris breaks character, I think, by saying he watched part 1 last month.
Chris says "We like the sonic movie." and fondles the medallion.
Chris wipes the sweat from his massive receding forehead.
Youtube 'starting soon' music hits. We're five fucking minutes in and got 2 more minutes of this shit before chris starts wiggling around like a spazz and laughing at shit he doesn't actually understand.
For no reason Chris makes a sound like a moose getting a prostate exam.
Mumbles too quietly, with the music cranked up I can't hear what he says.
And then he screams that the merge is still in progress. He seems quite perturbed by being asked.
"Everything is happening!" Well, that statement is correct, but not in the context of chris's infantile delusions.
When Chris frowns he looks like an obese old woman.
Chris sticks his tongue out.
Back to staring at the screen like a dead fish.
"If I was playing TF2 I'd be a... yeah, yeah." God you really can't finish a sentence can you, chris?
Chris can't or won't read comments while watching the video.
I pour myself another shot.
Chris fiddles with the laptop looking... horrified? confused? constipated? I can't tell what that face is.
"90 seconds to go!" yay, 90 seconds more of dead air before the manchild acts like a a 9 year old on pixie sticks.
Chris calls us getting to see his greasy face through the laptop camera a "pleasure."
Chris does a count down and I gird my loins for this cringefest.
7:11 folks. that's how long it took to get the video.
Again, focusing on chris because I don't give a fuck about bronies stealing TF2 and RvB material for unfunny slapstick.
Chris shouts "Good timing honey!" and hugs the air, presumably Rosechu. Not sure why he's committing to the bit when he's broken character so often already.
Carnival music starts the video, that's so fitting for what I see on screen.
Chris puts his arm down, good for him. I wouldn't want him getting sweatier.
Chris's laughter is so stilted and forced. he literally laughs at every single joke no matter how bad it bombs. its worse than a laugh track.
Chris sticks his tongue under his lip, and I swear I get Shadows Over Innsmoth vibes from him.
Chris can differentiate between two different handheld devices. very good chris, next you'll tell me bananas and oranges are both fruit too.
Chris's eyes keep wandering around the room as he watches the video. its weird.
the smile he has is... bizarre. its like THIS is the best thing he's done all week and that's truly pathetic.
Chris breaks out the 90 dollar water bottle and chugs it. Gotta hydrate to keep up that protective layer of sweat.
Chris wipes his mouth with the back of his glove. Normally that'd be fine with me, but we all know that glove's been on the floor of his room.
Wipes is nose with the back of the glove. bleh.
mumbles something.
Oh god here comes Dr. Wolf, chris's new jesus. He even sits up for him and gets this creepy twinkle in his eye when Wolf starts speaking.
Chris licks his lips.
Chat spamming #SAVEBARB
Chris says "The red guy and the blue guy." Haven't seen the video, I guess its a take on Redmond and Blutarch Mann from the lore of TF2? if so, then Chris doesn't know the lore of TF2. Unsurprising.
chris screams out "the big reveal!" and grins like a lobotomized hyena.
Chris gets this worried face when something happens in the video. I swear the faces he makes could go good on haunted house wallpaper.
Chris says 'continuity' which is something one of the brony analysts says I think. Most of this has been chris just sitting and giggling at bad attempts at humor we can't see.
I sip my vodka and realize I still have 8 minutes to go.
Most people who do reaction videos offer insight or opinions, even crack jokes or emote a little. Chris scoffs at such ideas and just sits in utter silence when he isn't mugging for the camera or laughing in a 'please please like me' kinda way.
Chris kinda looks like an autistic peter griffin wearing pearls.
Most of what chris says here is just him repeating the jokes, not much to tell.
most superchats come in, and these people should be ashamed.
Chris starts talking along with the video like he's memorized this part.
Does he have closed captioning on? Wtf this keeps going and going.
Oh thank god he stopped. Vodka, come to me and ease my pain.
The sun's been coming through the window, and I imagine this is the most sun chris gets in his daily routine.
One brony says "You can't do that, you want this video to get taken down" and chris goes full on ROFL with him rocking back and forth yell-laughing like this was the joke of the century.
Chris goes "YAY!" in that disgusting anime girl voice. My skin crawls.
Again chris talks along with the video. he's either seen this many times or has CC on. either way its creepy as hell to hear his voice and another talk as one.
Chris screams "Bronieeeeeees!" like a faggot.
One of the characters mentioned Bronies React in a 4th wall joke and chris tried to make it sound like him reacting to this is somehow on the same level.
More talking over the video. Please go fellate a toilet brush, chris. You mumbling is not pleasant to listen to.
Chris presumably names some characters, or is just saying random words.
More rocking on his bed and acting like a total spazz.
Chris's fat ass is shaking the laptop.
MORE TALKING OVER THE VIDEO DIALOGUE
Still talking over it, but he can't keep up with the voice actors so he just mumbles the cadences.
When chris smiles like this, his chin looks fat as hell. It looks like a butt chin, but its one massive asscheek below his mouth. That would mean his mouth is-
MORE MUMBLING OVER THE DIALOGUE.
Chris blurts out "Smirks! Evil smirks!" Context, what is it? I don't know anymore.
Chris's voice warbles like fucking Urkel as he yells that he 'foresees both teams going against each other at this, both teams' so much to unpack here, but let's just leave it at 'chris is captain of the short bus.'
Chris comments on a character getting drunk. I respond by pouring another shot, I may have found a character I can relate to.
Again with that purse-lipped, worried frown that makes him look like a dementia patient.
Sticks his tongue out.
Chris screams a lot of excited nonsense, I can almost hear Barb's embarrassment from upstairs.
Chris says "To be continued" in the gayest voice yet, and that's pretty fucking gay.
Video's over, chris claps for the cartoon ponies who won't pay attention to him and his fantasy world.
"That's good stuff!" A wronger statement I have yet to hear.
Chris threatens us that next month he'll do another one of these. I say 'Go Covidchu.'
Chris punches or slaps the laptop with his hands in excitement as he tries to close us out.
Chris remembers he's trying to pretend to be sonichu and tells us to "Zap it up and stay safe."
Stream ends.
Chris is fat.
I pray to god for what's left of my soul and press play.
Chris starts the video, with his hair back like that he just looks like a normal 40 year old obese man wearing his mother's jewelry.
Oh dear jesus he's pretending to be sonichu. The trashfire starts early.
Chris babbles about what we're doing, his speech skills seem to have fallen in the past few months.
Chris says he's using the laptop some dumb fool sent him to stream this. I blame that person for my impending suffering.
Chris stares impotently at the laptop, I get the silence here is going to be my favorite part of the stream.
Chris's computer skills are so bad he can't stream and watch a video at the same time. Makes me wonder if someone else set up his other computer for him. Honestly this shouldn't be a problem.
Chat's already screaming IS BARB ALIVE?
Chris still hasn't figured out how to stream the video for us to see. But when has chris ever cared about other people?
Chris mumbles 'something something chaos around me' then admits he doesn't know how the laptop works.
More silence as chris fumbles with the computer looking sweaty.
2 minutes in, we've seen nothing but chris's fat, confused face.
Chris says he's qued the video up but it'll take several more minutes... wtf?
Chris goes silent again and starts playing on his phone.
Chris licks his fat fish lips and I feel unclean.
Chris begins singing a beat and its as awful as he smells.
At the 3 minute mark and Chris says we have to wait because he's an 'early bird indivijual'
Mumbles under his breath.
You know when you look into Chris Chan's eyes, he's got these lifeless eyes... like a doll's eyes...
Chris blames the refurbished laptop being 'new' as the reason its taking so long. Most people would have tested it out before doing a stream but not Chris. Chris wants to play pretend so he barrels on through like a wheelchair bound woman at a buffet.
"At least the camera and microphone works!" oh if only they didn't.
Chris responds to the trolls demanding barb with "She's upstairs!"
Chris says "we're just killing time... trolling the comments." not sure the context here, but that's the norm I guess.
Chat says chris is too loud. Chris replies with the maturity of a 4 year old "Yeah, well you're too loud!"
Chris gets mad about people still asking for Barb, repeats she's upstairs and demands we stop asking because this is a pony shit stream.
Some disgusting sweatstain gave chris 20 dollars.
"This is the first time this body gets to see your comments." Wut. Its chris's body, but if this is sonichu it should still be... I see Sonichu is just as ass-backwards stupid as Chris.
Starts to say something then just ends it with that trademark chris chan "... yeah."
Chris breaks character, I think, by saying he watched part 1 last month.
Chris says "We like the sonic movie." and fondles the medallion.
Chris wipes the sweat from his massive receding forehead.
Youtube 'starting soon' music hits. We're five fucking minutes in and got 2 more minutes of this shit before chris starts wiggling around like a spazz and laughing at shit he doesn't actually understand.
For no reason Chris makes a sound like a moose getting a prostate exam.
Mumbles too quietly, with the music cranked up I can't hear what he says.
And then he screams that the merge is still in progress. He seems quite perturbed by being asked.
"Everything is happening!" Well, that statement is correct, but not in the context of chris's infantile delusions.
When Chris frowns he looks like an obese old woman.
Chris sticks his tongue out.
Back to staring at the screen like a dead fish.
"If I was playing TF2 I'd be a... yeah, yeah." God you really can't finish a sentence can you, chris?
Chris can't or won't read comments while watching the video.
I pour myself another shot.
Chris fiddles with the laptop looking... horrified? confused? constipated? I can't tell what that face is.
"90 seconds to go!" yay, 90 seconds more of dead air before the manchild acts like a a 9 year old on pixie sticks.
Chris calls us getting to see his greasy face through the laptop camera a "pleasure."
Chris does a count down and I gird my loins for this cringefest.
7:11 folks. that's how long it took to get the video.
Again, focusing on chris because I don't give a fuck about bronies stealing TF2 and RvB material for unfunny slapstick.
Chris shouts "Good timing honey!" and hugs the air, presumably Rosechu. Not sure why he's committing to the bit when he's broken character so often already.
Carnival music starts the video, that's so fitting for what I see on screen.
Chris puts his arm down, good for him. I wouldn't want him getting sweatier.
Chris's laughter is so stilted and forced. he literally laughs at every single joke no matter how bad it bombs. its worse than a laugh track.
Chris sticks his tongue under his lip, and I swear I get Shadows Over Innsmoth vibes from him.
Chris can differentiate between two different handheld devices. very good chris, next you'll tell me bananas and oranges are both fruit too.
Chris's eyes keep wandering around the room as he watches the video. its weird.
the smile he has is... bizarre. its like THIS is the best thing he's done all week and that's truly pathetic.
Chris breaks out the 90 dollar water bottle and chugs it. Gotta hydrate to keep up that protective layer of sweat.
Chris wipes his mouth with the back of his glove. Normally that'd be fine with me, but we all know that glove's been on the floor of his room.
Wipes is nose with the back of the glove. bleh.
mumbles something.
Oh god here comes Dr. Wolf, chris's new jesus. He even sits up for him and gets this creepy twinkle in his eye when Wolf starts speaking.
Chris licks his lips.
Chat spamming #SAVEBARB
Chris says "The red guy and the blue guy." Haven't seen the video, I guess its a take on Redmond and Blutarch Mann from the lore of TF2? if so, then Chris doesn't know the lore of TF2. Unsurprising.
chris screams out "the big reveal!" and grins like a lobotomized hyena.
Chris gets this worried face when something happens in the video. I swear the faces he makes could go good on haunted house wallpaper.
Chris says 'continuity' which is something one of the brony analysts says I think. Most of this has been chris just sitting and giggling at bad attempts at humor we can't see.
I sip my vodka and realize I still have 8 minutes to go.
Most people who do reaction videos offer insight or opinions, even crack jokes or emote a little. Chris scoffs at such ideas and just sits in utter silence when he isn't mugging for the camera or laughing in a 'please please like me' kinda way.
Chris kinda looks like an autistic peter griffin wearing pearls.
Most of what chris says here is just him repeating the jokes, not much to tell.
most superchats come in, and these people should be ashamed.
Chris starts talking along with the video like he's memorized this part.
Does he have closed captioning on? Wtf this keeps going and going.
Oh thank god he stopped. Vodka, come to me and ease my pain.
The sun's been coming through the window, and I imagine this is the most sun chris gets in his daily routine.
One brony says "You can't do that, you want this video to get taken down" and chris goes full on ROFL with him rocking back and forth yell-laughing like this was the joke of the century.
Chris goes "YAY!" in that disgusting anime girl voice. My skin crawls.
Again chris talks along with the video. he's either seen this many times or has CC on. either way its creepy as hell to hear his voice and another talk as one.
Chris screams "Bronieeeeeees!" like a faggot.
One of the characters mentioned Bronies React in a 4th wall joke and chris tried to make it sound like him reacting to this is somehow on the same level.
More talking over the video. Please go fellate a toilet brush, chris. You mumbling is not pleasant to listen to.
Chris presumably names some characters, or is just saying random words.
More rocking on his bed and acting like a total spazz.
Chris's fat ass is shaking the laptop.
MORE TALKING OVER THE VIDEO DIALOGUE
Still talking over it, but he can't keep up with the voice actors so he just mumbles the cadences.
When chris smiles like this, his chin looks fat as hell. It looks like a butt chin, but its one massive asscheek below his mouth. That would mean his mouth is-
MORE MUMBLING OVER THE DIALOGUE.
Chris blurts out "Smirks! Evil smirks!" Context, what is it? I don't know anymore.
Chris's voice warbles like fucking Urkel as he yells that he 'foresees both teams going against each other at this, both teams' so much to unpack here, but let's just leave it at 'chris is captain of the short bus.'
Chris comments on a character getting drunk. I respond by pouring another shot, I may have found a character I can relate to.
Again with that purse-lipped, worried frown that makes him look like a dementia patient.
Sticks his tongue out.
Chris screams a lot of excited nonsense, I can almost hear Barb's embarrassment from upstairs.
Chris says "To be continued" in the gayest voice yet, and that's pretty fucking gay.
Video's over, chris claps for the cartoon ponies who won't pay attention to him and his fantasy world.
"That's good stuff!" A wronger statement I have yet to hear.
Chris threatens us that next month he'll do another one of these. I say 'Go Covidchu.'
Chris punches or slaps the laptop with his hands in excitement as he tries to close us out.
Chris remembers he's trying to pretend to be sonichu and tells us to "Zap it up and stay safe."
Stream ends.
Chris is fat.
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I wonder if him talking at the same time as the characters was him foreseeing their lines
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For all the time Chris has been wearing that shirt, I'm amazed at how clean it's looking.
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Checked the video out. There's a closed captioning option. he probably turned it on while watching it.
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>if only you knew how bad things really are
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Thank you for taking one for the team.
My husband just demanded that I read your summary out loud.
I did that.
I have bourbon now. Cheers.
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Barbara probably put it in the laundry. Or washed it outside with a tub of water and a rack.