Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Aaway]

and that's just all the calories/sodium/etc they consumed in one meal

then you realize that these fat pieces of shit usually eat out for lunch as well or just nuke a frozen meal in the microwave. jack jr has said that jack rarely ever cooks for the family and they're always eating out. when you consider what they eat for lunch, they're probably getting two days worth of calories each day

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

Wait until you get to Buffalo Wild Wings. I did the checkout calculator and couldn't believe my eyes. So I made an excel sheet and it was only off by 200 calories. This is what Tam-Tam and Jacky-Boy consider NORMAL!

Myfitness pal is acting up on my end - so the macros aren't working - but I did note the quantity of food in the Buffalo Wild Wings video. Here's the calorie count:

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My calculations of reading the nutrition PDF and making a shoddy excel sheet about it. If anybody wants to replicate it and show me any errors, please do. These nutrition sheet pdf's are obnoxious to read, and It's easy to misread something. The order for posterity :

30-Piece Buffalo Boneless Wings (Parmesan/Caribbean Jerk) - I split it up for nutrient sakes (15 parm/15 jerk)
3 Blue Cheese dressing
3 Ranch
1 Basket of Fries - that's a double order of fries according to the internet.

2 orders of 10-Piece Buffalo Bone-In Wings(Parmesan/Caribbean Jerk) - Split it up to 10 piece jerk and 10 piece Parmesan.
2 Blue Cheese Dressing - 5 dressing servings total for people counting
2 Celery Sticks - Too lazy to add them since I finished the Excel, but it's celery, FFS.


16.8 grams of Sodium split between the two.

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Fucking hell. Surely this qualifies for the gluttony portion of the seven deadly sins? That's a hearty meal for like five people.

 

[Officer Eradicate]

Here you guys go. The mental imagine of Jack Scalfani in his underwear while berating an employee for doing their job.

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something like this?

 

[captkrisma]

I can't wait for Jack to get COVID-19 so this thread can dissect his videos to find out when,where and how he got the rona

It's sooner than you think...

 

[Religion is Dead]

Haven't watched the video yet, but it looks like someone must have gotten to him about his thumbnail using a stolen image, because that is not the one he used in his making money video.

 

[Wilted Farm]

That Benjamin Burkemper guy types like he has an intellectual disability so I would guess they’re Jack’s target audience along with the clueless boomers we already knew about.

 

[Chamulum]

Here you guys go. The mental imagine of Jack Scalfani in his underwear while berating an employee for doing their job.

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It costs 0 dollars to pay attention to the shit you purchase. But it's not food so I guess he doesn't give a shit. I have a easy time believing he's "that" customer.

 

[EvilDroid64]

Is Jack's Facebook page gone or entirely private? Perhaps the hackers from the Middle East came back and stole his page again?

 

[Rod Dangerous]

Is Jack's Facebook page gone or entirely private? Perhaps the hackers from the Middle East came back and stole his page again?

It’s gone.

Here is something strange that I have noticed on his Cooking with Jack and Jack on the Go pages: Videos from years ago are being posted several times a day at odd hours—hours that Jack would either likely be sleeping or just waking up.

Did Mr. Tech Time bone himself by connecting his account(s) with some shady application in an attempt to boost view counts on old videos?

 

[Aaway]

Is Jack's Facebook page gone or entirely private? Perhaps the hackers from the Middle East came back and stole his page again?

yeah im not able to access it either

but i would think he would have posted a video on twitter bitching about it if it had been hijacked again

It’s gone.

Here is something strange that I have noticed on his Cooking with Jack and Jack on the Go pages: Videos from years ago are being posted several times a day at odd hours—hours that Jack would either likely be sleeping or just waking up.

Did Mr. Tech Time bone himself by connecting his account(s) with some shady application in an attempt to boost view counts on old videos?

just noticed that. and they're being uploaded at almost the exact times each day. as if some sort of bot is posting them

jack seems unaware of what's going on

 

[introman]

I did Texas Roadhouse next and tried to include the potential meal they wanted: It's the video where they spent bitching about Texas Roadhouse forgetting their extra dressing.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

I did Texas Roadhouse next and tried to include the potential meal they wanted: It's the video where they spent bitching about Texas Roadhouse forgetting their extra dressing.

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A 1710 calorie salad. I'd be impressed if I weren't disgusted.

 

[LetterlandMafia]

I did Texas Roadhouse next and tried to include the potential meal they wanted: It's the video where they spent bitching about Texas Roadhouse forgetting their extra dressing.

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How the fuck do you get a salad up to 1300 calories? Pour pure lard over it?

 

[Adamska]

How the fuck do you get a salad up to 1300 calories? Pour pure lard over it?

Drown it in ranch to the point it might as well be soup.

 

[Kosher Salt]

How the fuck do you get a salad up to 1300 calories? Pour pure lard over it?

Restaurant salads are shockingly prone to being just as bad as the entrees when you actually start comparing numbers. Sure, it starts with some lettuce, which is basically just water and fiber. Maybe a few tomatoes, which are the same but a tad sweeter (sugar). But once it's loaded up with dressing, cheese, croutons, etc., it's basically just an entree with some lettuce for garnish.

Fitting, because they're catering to fat fucks who want to eat a whole entree but also want to lie to themselves and pretend they're eating healthy.



Well, almost as bad as the entrees. Entrees actually tend to be even worse.

edit: and honestly that salad is above the bar... at least it's topped with a nice, clean protein. On a lot of salads, even the protein is breaded and deep fried.

 

[salmonellajack]

Because they're usually a plate of fried bread (croutons), sugar, cream and butter (dressing), bacon, cheese, egg and meat garnished with a few leaves.

Actually much healthier to just eat a burger

 

[captkrisma]

It costs 0 dollars to pay attention to the shit you purchase. But it's not food so I guess he doesn't give a shit. I have a easy time believing he's "that" customer.

Unless his waist size got bigger (which isn't out of the question). Walmart will return damn near anything within reason, and an open pack of underwear is one of those reasons.

Poor coward Jack doesn't want to admit he got fatter during quarantine!

 

[boxybum]

Wait until you get to Buffalo Wild Wings. I did the checkout calculator and couldn't believe my eyes. So I made an excel sheet and it was only off by 200 calories. This is what Tam-Tam and Jacky-Boy consider NORMAL!

Myfitness pal is acting up on my end - so the macros aren't working - but I did note the quantity of food in the Buffalo Wild Wings video. Here's the calorie count:

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My calculations of reading the nutrition PDF and making a shoddy excel sheet about it. If anybody wants to replicate it and show me any errors, please do. These nutrition sheet pdf's are obnoxious to read, and It's easy to misread something. The order for posterity :

30-Piece Buffalo Boneless Wings (Parmesan/Caribbean Jerk) - I split it up for nutrient sakes (15 parm/15 jerk)
3 Blue Cheese dressing
3 Ranch
1 Basket of Fries - that's a double order of fries according to the internet.

2 orders of 10-Piece Buffalo Bone-In Wings(Parmesan/Caribbean Jerk) - Split it up to 10 piece jerk and 10 piece Parmesan.
2 Blue Cheese Dressing - 5 dressing servings total for people counting
2 Celery Sticks - Too lazy to add them since I finished the Excel, but it's celery, FFS.


16.8 grams of Sodium split between the two.

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Just imagine if he eats like this nearly every day. It's no wonder he had 2 fucking strokes. This is nearly 4 days worth of food in one sitting. Most healthy people eat 2000 calories a day.

 

[salmonellajack]

Just imagine if he eats like this nearly every day. It's no wonder he had 2 fucking strokes. This is nearly 4 days worth of food in one sitting. Most healthy people eat 2000 calories a day.

Check out his smoking pizza video. His fridge is literally stuffed with frozen pizza, hot pockets, frozen convenience food. I think that vid was made post stroke #2.

They are no doubt snacks/ lunches.

This dude clears 30k calories a week easily.

 

[Kosher Salt]

Check out his smoking pizza video. His fridge is literally stuffed with frozen pizza, hot pockets, frozen convenience food. I think that vid was made post stroke #2.

They are no doubt snacks/ lunches.

This dude clears 30k calories a week easily.

Interestingly, some googling and some back of the napkin math suggests that pretty darn close to 30k calories/week is needed to maintain a weight of 350 lbs with a slightly less than average activity (gotta figure you subtract something for his missing arm, right?).