Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[JackDavis]

Drown it in ranch to the point it might as well be soup.

Jack has to eat salad with a spoon and soup with a fork.

 

[LetterlandMafia]

Check out his smoking pizza video. His fridge is literally stuffed with frozen pizza, hot pockets, frozen convenience food. I think that vid was made post stroke #2.

They are no doubt snacks/ lunches.

This dude clears 30k calories a week easily.

Out of curiosity I put 'Salmonella Jack' into Google and look what comes up

 

[Rod Dangerous]

Here we go.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Poor coward Jack doesn't want to admit he got fatter during quarantine!

Everyone has gotten fatter during this quarantine. Gyms are closed, your normal way of life is on a standstill and your probably eating more crappy foods than healthy ones.

This is like the one acceptable and understandable time that Jack could say that he's put on weight. He of course though can't admit to it even when he has an acceptable excuse in front of him.

 

[Aaway]

Unless his waist size got bigger (which isn't out of the question). Walmart will return damn near anything within reason, and an open pack of underwear is one of those reasons.

Poor coward Jack doesn't want to admit he got fatter during quarantine!

 

[salmonellajack]

Wtf he looks a couple of lbs heavier in the 2nd pic

 

[Dave Meltzer]

Wtf he looks a couple of lbs heavier in the 2nd pic

In the video he pointed to upper part of his belly and said this is all muscle now.

 

[JackDavis]

After Keto:

 

[AnOminous]

Fitting, because they're catering to fat fucks who want to eat a whole entree but also want to lie to themselves and pretend they're eating healthy.

Restaurants invented these because they figured out it's cheaper if instead of serving you a salad and then a meal, presenting it and all that shit, you just throw it all in a bowl and toss it and feed it to the fat pig who won't notice anyway.

 

[Chamulum]

Here we go.

"I got hacked!" aka I'm too stupid to have a strong password instead of something anyone can easily guess. Didn't watch the video. But I'm assuming I'm right.

 

[GoodFattyDeadFatty]

Everyone has gotten fatter during this quarantine. Gyms are closed, your normal way of life is on a standstill and your probably eating more crappy foods than healthy ones.

This is like the one acceptable and understandable time that Jack could say that he's put on weight. He of course though can't admit to it even when he has an acceptable excuse in front of him.

It isn’t hard to eat less, you don’t need a gym to lose weight.

 

[Aaway]

Here we go.

lol this one was full of gold

someone asked him why his bbq sauce has a jelly consistency. he says its because he doesn't add any water, vinegar, or lemon juice to it. "its more of a gourmet sauce than a bbq sauce...no one wants to buy the world's best gourmet sauce, they want bbq sauce."

jack says these hackers are from kosovo. "i've had many different countries try to attack me." he claims he has no idea how he was hacked and now he can't get rid of them. jack doesn't want to admit he tried buying followers and likes again

jack gets triggered because someone asks how a guy who runs a tech channel could get hacked twice. "explain to me how i can sit here and breathe and get hacked." he continues to blame the hacking on facebook security flaws

jack says he's realized that facebook was a big waste of his time. interesting thing to say considering that's literally all he does

he calls out facebook's new fact checking system for removing freedom of speech and being the work of leftists

someone comments about the new PC&LM podcast episode and jack, clearly knowing about the podcast, starts talking about his new social media marketing video before qucikly changing the subject

jack says he's got a "gaming sponsor" and is doing a video on the best food for gamers with jack jr

"i've had food addictions." you still do fatty

someone asks why he calls sugar poison when he still eats carbs and sugar. "do you want to come to my house and see my stuff?"

jack again gets triggered because someone asks how a guy with a tech channel could get hacked. "i'm not a tech guy. i don't claim to know anything about tech." thank you captain obvious

someone asks if there's anywhere jack wants to travel to. "i want to go to italy and i want to go to israel." el o fucking el. jack in israel: "so where can i sign up to napalm the palestinians?"

 

[Charlie Delicious]

Here's a strange cow crossover.

 

[The Cum Consumer]

lol this one was full of gold

someone asked him why his bbq sauce has a jelly consistency. he says its because he doesn't add any water, vinegar, or lemon juice to it. "its more of a gourmet sauce than a bbq sauce...no one wants to buy the world's best gourmet sauce, they want bbq sauce."

jack says these hackers are from kosovo. "i've had many different countries try to attack me." he claims he has no idea how he was hacked and now he can't get rid of them. jack doesn't want to admit he tried buying followers and likes again

jack gets triggered because someone asks how a guy who runs a tech channel could get hacked twice. "explain to me how i can sit here and breathe and get hacked." he continues to blame the hacking on facebook security flaws

jack says he's realized that facebook was a big waste of his time. interesting thing to say considering that's literally all he does

he calls out facebook's new fact checking system for removing freedom of speech and being the work of leftists

someone comments about the new PC&LM podcast episode and jack, clearly knowing about the podcast, starts talking about his new social media marketing video before qucikly changing the subject

jack says he's got a "gaming sponsor" and is doing a video on the best food for gamers with jack jr

"i've had food addictions." you still do fatty

someone asks why he calls sugar poison when he still eats carbs and sugar. "do you want to come to my house and see my stuff?"

jack again gets triggered because someone asks how a guy with a tech channel could get hacked. "i'm not a tech guy. i don't claim to know anything about tech." thank you captain obvious

someone asks if there's anywhere jack wants to travel to. "i want to go to italy and i want to go to israel." el o fucking el. jack in israel: "so where can i sign up to napalm the palestinians?"

Why are boomers so obsessed with Israel? You don't see this in any other country. I don't even think Israelis give as much of a shit about Israel as American boomers do.

 

[Charlie Delicious]

Why are boomers so obsessed with Israel? You don't see this in any other country. I don't even think Israelis give as much of a shit about Israel as American boomers do.

It's more the evangelicals than anything.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.keepthefaith.co.uk/2020/01/29/jerusalem-third-temple-fulfils-biblical-prophecy-of-the-end-times/amp/

After that they'll want nothing to do with Trump's Chosen People

 

[AnOminous]

Here's a strange cow crossover.

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Some people out there really hate Dick.

 

[Aaway]

looks like jack got his personal FB back

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

lol this one was full of gold

My favorite is when he said to use special characters in passwords, but don't use exclamation points or question marks. "Those are basic special characters. Do a colon, or semicolon, or parentheses. The square parentheses are a great one!"

 

[thedingledongle]

How does it keep happening to a tech genius?!

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

In the video he pointed to upper part of his belly and said this is all muscle now.

Boogie2988 made a similar claim about his gut suddenly hardening; he expected people to believe that was muscle growth from all the exercising he's totally doing. Fatcows seem to be under the impression that when you put muscle on, it grows on top of your fat.