Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / ashkat724 / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

[Lurk]

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Either somebody's not doing so well with that whole site blocking thing, or someone on twitter might have commented on the hypocrisy, and I'm not sure which is funnier.

Also christ almighty that poor artist is undercharging something awful, despite the boob issue. For anyone in the thread who commissions art, if you want to get work from someone and they're underselling themselves this hard, the polite thing to do is tip extremely generously for a total that's more in line with their value. Lou's " thrifty " and using other people's money (and doesn't give a shit about artists, as evidenced by his repeated forgetting to credit, offering commissions to color other people's work with no mention of permission, and being a general bargain-binner has repeatedly shown) though, so I guess that's out of the question.

"Human"
You silly tiger, Lou! That's not how you spell "a greedy, grifting fat shit"

 

[BoobWhiskers]

Today, in 'Lou totally isn't reading this thread and doesn't think about the consequences of his actions':


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For the sake of a wierd flex to show us he spent $8 for $2's worth of water, Lou tells the entire internet that Lunchiepanda@FA's real name is Samantha Whitfield, I'm sure she appreciates that.


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Lou cites his sources on totally having friends like, for real guys! Reminds me of Sapphire, another cow on here who when the heat is on helpfully likes to try and offer up other people to distract the Kiwis and take the heat off of her. Llew person is unremarkable but surely appreciates the extra scrutiny.


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And here Lou, who is totally not reading this thread and wasn't offended by whichever Kiwi had said he doesn't give a shit about his pets and/or nephew, just randomly wanted to let the internet know that it's because he just uh, doesn't carry his phone around (his house) to take pictures and cares about privacy!

I agree with your wierd 40 y/o hypnotism fetish friend that you lack common sense.

 

[kevin]

acknowledging the existence of the other people who share your house isn't limited to constantly snapping pictures of them to post to the internet, Lou, jesus. nice to know he is totally not letting anything in this thread affect him in any way though.

that said he does have a very cute cat, and it's nice to hear that it's a rescue. rescue pets are the best pets.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Today, in 'Lou totally isn't reading this thread and doesn't think about the consequences of his actions':

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For the sake of a wierd flex to show us he spent $8 for $2's worth of water, Lou tells the entire internet that Lunchiepanda@FA's real name is Samantha Whitfield, I'm sure she appreciates that.

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Lou cites his sources on totally having friends like, for real guys! Reminds me of Sapphire, another cow on here who when the heat is on helpfully likes to try and offer up other people to distract the Kiwis and take the heat off of her. Llew person is unremarkable but surely appreciates the extra scrutiny.

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And here Lou, who is totally not reading this thread and wasn't offended by whichever Kiwi had said he doesn't give a shit about his pets and/or nephew, just randomly wanted to let the internet know that it's because he just uh, doesn't carry his phone around (his house) to take pictures and cares about privacy!

I agree with your wierd 40 y/o hypnotism fetish friend that you lack common sense.

The same phone he carried around to try and frame his mother for calling him out? That phone?

 

[SIGSEGV]

acknowledging the existence of the other people who share your house isn't limited to constantly snapping pictures of them to post to the internet, Lou, jesus.

He acknowledges their existence for e-begging purposes, too!

 

[Dork Of Ages]

https://twitter.com/acetigress/status/1262182779447623681 (archive.is)

And to think your one year old self had such a bright future ahead of him.
https://twitter.com/acetigress/status/1262213214575767554 (archive.is)

Maybe you should consider using a mask of self-restraint for a bit. It wouldn't hurt. Your first trial would be eating more vegetables, so yeah, so if you are still gonna buy an exorbitant amount of food daily, at least include a pleb salad on your orders.
https://twitter.com/gigaBiteGirl/status/1262198941510180864 (archive.is)

Are you sure, Louis Dominic Gagliardi? I think I, D, C and R are pretty truthful qualifiers for you. Yes, even the D, but we both know it's not in its usual sense. Oh what the hell, we all know you qualify for all the letters that are not sexual, romantic or positive in nature.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

Today, in 'Lou totally isn't reading this thread and doesn't think about the consequences of his actions':

I have heard rumors that, in many parts of the Pittsburgh area, clean drinkable water can also be had for free by sticking a glass under the kitchen tap.

 

[General Disarray]

B..but it's FLAVORED water!! Can't get THAT out of a tap! Checkmate, bigot.

 

[Blonde Bomb]

"If I have some left over, I do buy wants."

But you shouldn't, Lou. Because needs always come up again and again. It's common sense, budgeting 101. Until you have a substantial enough amount to cover future needs, you don't get wants.

This is why people get pissed at you.

 

[0 0]

B..but it's FLAVORED water!! Can't get THAT out of a tap! Checkmate, bigot.

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I have to say, I'm liking passive-aggressive Louis over faux-pathetic desperation Louis. His "please give me the 5 gallons of soda I need to live" shtick gets old real fast, but him crossing his arms in a huff as he buys an entire pizza he intends to eat in one sitting as if he's proving a point will never not be funny to me.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

B..but it's FLAVORED water!! Can't get THAT out of a tap! Checkmate, bigot.

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$8.47 for two 6-packs of flavored water? Good grief. I don't even buy 12-packs of sodas until they go on sale for $4 each or less. Doesn't he understand that if he'd stick to tap water that's $8 more he could spend on tiger titty art?

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

$8.47 for two 6-packs of flavored water? Good grief. I don't even buy 12-packs of sodas until they go on sale for $4 each or less. Doesn't he understand that if he'd stick to tap water that's $8 more he could spend on tiger titty art?

I'm pretty sure he doesn't have any self-restraint and he goes for instant self-gratification every time.
He wants "it", and he wants "it" now.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

$8.47 for two 6-packs of flavored water? Good grief. I don't even buy 12-packs of sodas until they go on sale for $4 each or less. Doesn't he understand that if he'd stick to tap water that's $8 more he could spend on tiger titty art?

Excuse you, he would like you to know that the waters themselves were only $2 and then he spent like three times that amount because his fat ass couldn't walk/take the bus holding two six packs of water bottles. He is nothing if not accountable (and obviously still reading here, when is he gonna learn that trying to snark at us looks like him being a jackass to the people with no context that he's hoping will donate?).

Not much of note from Lou today (yet). He's reeling in a new person to reblog his ebegs, in this case twitter user @gigabitegirl who's vaguely interacted with him in the past.

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They appear to be a 'size slider' (what) and general fat fetishist? Guess that explains why Lou has piqued their interest.

 

[Pale Empress]

I found the answer to my earlier question as to why Lou wants to move to Baltimore. In 2018 he had claimed that he was saving money to move there (I had the source but misplaced it, when I find it again I'll share).

Genuinely curious as to what exactly his plan is/was, because although rent is cheap in the Baltimore area, nobody will rent an apartment to someone without reliable, taxed income or credit history.

Although the notion of him mooching off of his friends IRL is pretty funny and could be an entertaining arc.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

I found the answer to my earlier question as to why Lou wants to move to Baltimore. In 2018 he had claimed that he was saving money to move there (I had the source but misplaced it, when I find it again I'll share).

Genuinely curious as to what exactly his plan is/was, because although rent is cheap in the Baltimore area, nobody will rent an apartment to someone without reliable, taxed income or credit history.

Although the notion of him mooching off of his friends IRL is pretty funny and could be an entertaining arc.

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You know his plan was to move in with one of these guys, the idea of Lou actually trying to be accountable for maintaining a household of his own (not to mention the job he'd have to get) is too much. Considering that these two are 'older furs' with Llew being in his 40s, I'd optimistically like to hope they actually have some sort of a life... and I feel like even if they're twitter bfs, having a leech living right on their couch day in and day out would get old real quick.

Also that's the same Llew he tried to throw under the bus yesterday by offering him up for attention. Wonder if the dude's worth looking into more for Lou lore.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

I found the answer to my earlier question as to why Lou wants to move to Baltimore.

I was kind of hoping he was offered a role in a new John Waters movie.

 

[Humpty hump]

"If I have some left over, I do buy wants."

But you shouldn't, Lou. Because needs always come up again and again. It's common sense, budgeting 101. Until you have a substantial enough amount to cover future needs, you don't get wants.

This is why people get pissed at you.

It might make sense if Lou was running one-off crowdfunding campaigns for non-recurring things, but he’s begging on twitter for basic living expenses. Apparently it never occurred to Lou that if you have money left over after buying food, you can just use it to buy more food so that you don’t have to beg as often.

 

[Kled]

It might make sense if Lou was running one-off crowdfunding campaigns for non-recurring things, but he’s begging on twitter for basic living expenses. Apparently it never occurred to Lou that if you have money left over after buying food, you can just use it to buy more food so that you don’t have to beg as often.

Money can be used to buy goods and services.

 

[Iron Hamster]

I found the answer to my earlier question as to why Lou wants to move to Baltimore. In 2018 he had claimed that he was saving money to move there (I had the source but misplaced it, when I find it again I'll share).

Genuinely curious as to what exactly his plan is/was, because although rent is cheap in the Baltimore area, nobody will rent an apartment to someone without reliable, taxed income or credit history.

Although the notion of him mooching off of his friends IRL is pretty funny and could be an entertaining arc.

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Wouldn't that be quite the sausage party.

 

[Space Lobster Bat]

You know, I've also noticed something. Everything, EVERYTHING about Lou screams 'Minimum Effort'

When Lou 'wants' something, it's always something he actually has to purchase. He doesn't want a library near him to carry the books and comics he likes; he needs to buy them (although with the 'rona, I'd let this particular one slide), he wants new games, and doesn't want 'new for him' games; either used or older games.

There's plenty of old abandonware games that are free to play (If you know how to get DOSBox working, you don't even really need to get things through GOG, if you're not picky.) There's tons of gaming sites to play free games on, there's lots of free to play games on Steam... but no, he has to go for the $60+ AAA BS. It's not just he buys games; his taste is so bland.

Just like his taste in 'sonas, too. Tigers and Lions; big cats in general really are pretty much Fursona 101: Charismatic Mammals. 102 is Fantasy Animals and 103 is Hybrids: How many is too many (the answer is 4/3rds. I've met furries with that ratio...) The fact he's sticking comic book stuff onto it doesn't make it more unique; in fact, it's the opposite. What's next, a fallout gas mask and a radioactive tattoo over the fur? Although to be honest, a toxic waste tattoo on Lou would be points for 'Truth in Advertising"

And just like his diet. Nothing new, or interesting, or DIFFERENT. Just mainstream consuming; can't even bother flavoring his water himself, and there's so many options of various sorts (Hey Lou, I know you're reading this so here's a nifty tip, and I'm being actually honest and helpful here. There's lots of flavored extracts you can put in basic water or seltzer water to have it taste the way you want! There's all sorts of ones that make flavors you can't even buy!) But everything, EVERYTHING is just... minimum effort. Even the grifting.