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So like a tranny Tiger King.
I dedicate this humble creation of mine to you. Thank you for the inspiration.
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I think this intense look of Troon Bonne works better than either Ripley's "Sad Cthroonhu" face or Master Pennywise's "I want to wear your skin" face. Also makes for a very nice dynamic with KevKev's mischievous look.
 
So like a tranny Tiger King.

Let's see:

- Weird sex cult
- There are animals, but it's really about everyone's egos
- People keep getting mutilated but seem weirdly ok with it
- Everyone involved is irredeemably terrible and batshit insane
- Everything is a front for weird organised crime
- Someone is eventually going to get murdered and fed to the animals

Checks out.
 
Which of the fine womyn at the Troonicorn Ranch will be the first to be murdered?
>womyn :story:
Silly Misaki Nakahara, where the hell do you think they get their skinsuits?
Lemme see... after the global travel restrictions eventually get lifted, KevKev's most recent gaydyfriend will travel to Tran Ranch all the way from post-Brexit Bongland. This will be a prime opportunity for a freshly re-elected Trump to repeat his "and they're not sending their best" speech, but that's not the important part.

The important part is either a.) a spurned and broken Ripley ambushes the fair Lady Alexis at the airport, and takes his soul, or b.), the flames of jealous rage start burning hot in Master Pennywise's heart, and he whips the fair Lady Alexis to death in a particularly bloody BDSM session. That will also give them a neat snuff film to sell on the dark web.
 
Not to change topics, as much as I want to, but Ripley apparently streams here, and uh...

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And yes, he makes zero effort to sound feminine. Not even his fursona model presents as female.

Anyway, he spent the entire time I could stand watching this complaining, claiming his neighbors hate him for being poor, and his other neighbors hate him for being trans. Most of the entertainment came from watching his Facerig model occasionally have a stroke because Ripley can't emote strongly enough for the camera to pick up.

That looks like a cat from the soviet cartoon Leopold the Cat on meth
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I bet they got a covid PPP grant/loan.
If so, depending on the amount, spending part of it on a truck wasn't very prudent. I get repairing their old one might not be remunerative or even possible, but a truck in and of itself won't get them more money.

They should try opening up towards regular "normie" markets, mostly food, or even try getting a license to distill or brew alcohol. This many alpacas and sheep aren't enough to provide a high enough volume of wool, but more than enough to be a nuisance or to be disproportionately difficult to deal with. AFAIK the absolute smallest viable herds consist of 500 sheep, at least in Central Europe. And that's for "Old Joe the shepherd with his trusty sheepdog".

They might want to get into "something different", as @Yik suggested. But the first step toward any of these would be to figuratively put a leash and muzzle on Kev-Kev - I'm sure he'd very much enjoy being literally put on a leash, that degenerate furry fuck - and act very normal around other people.

Bottom line, Tran Ranch might indeed really be a front for something else, and I'm not sure if I want to find out.
 
If so, depending on the amount, spending part of it on a truck wasn't very prudent. I get repairing their old one might not be remunerative or even possible, but a truck in and of itself won't get them more money.

They should try opening up towards regular "normie" markets, mostly food, or even try getting a license to distill or brew alcohol. This many alpacas and sheep aren't enough to provide a high enough volume of wool, but more than enough to be a nuisance or to be disproportionately difficult to deal with. AFAIK the absolute smallest viable herds consist of 500 sheep, at least in Central Europe. And that's for "Old Joe the shepherd with his trusty sheepdog".

They might want to get into "something different", as @Yik suggested. But the first step toward any of these would be to figuratively put a leash and muzzle on Kev-Kev - I'm sure he'd very much enjoy being literally put on a leash, that degenerate furry fuck - and act very normal around other people.

Bottom line, Tran Ranch might indeed really be a front for something else, and I'm not sure if I want to find out.

If they open up for normies they might accidentally cater to white, cishet bigotnazis and they can't have that. Their overpriced shit is solely for oppressed, transracial, queer genderspecials who knit shitty hats for Tommy Tooter and other weed-addicted troons who can't shop in normal stores because they're owned by white, cishet bigotnazis.

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Kevin and the bird can rub their dickless cloacas together. How sexy.

PS: I've said it before and I'll say it again; the obsession troons have with smell will never not be creepy. It's a movement full of potential serial-killers.
 
If they open up for normies they might accidentally cater to white, cishet bigotnazis and they can't have that. Their overpriced shit is solely for oppressed, transracial, queer genderspecials who knit shitty hats for Tommy Tooter and other weed-addicted troons who can't shop in normal stores because they're owned by white, cishet bigotnazis.
I know you're going on a hyperbole here, but allow me to try and give a serious answer:
White "allocishet" bigotnazis are the largest consumer base to cater to, at least in the West.
If they specifically aim for less sane part of the "rainbow community", they're going to find a.) a teeny-tiny minority of well-paid autists working for Silicon Valley tech giants, who can get much better products and services elsewhere, b.) another teeny-tiny minority of big players who were already wealthy before trooning out - the Wachowskis, Prickless Pritzker, Caitlyn Tranner, etc. - all of who I'd wager still purchase everyhing at luxury shops closed for proles, and c.) the vast majority who are mostly like them, maybe even poorer. Not much consumer base there.

This doesn't account for saner transsexuals who aren't wearing their identities like a badge and are trying to pass, to blend in and live a mostly normal everyday life. Neither does it account for the rest of the the LGBT+ rainbow crowd, sans the genderspecials, who are probably very fed up with all this troonsanity. I suspect raging upper eye sanpaku faggot still-a-locum Dr. Adrian Harrop is just an exception to this rule, and even if he wasn't, they probably don't produce good enough quality to justify a prize high enough to sustain the ranch.

If we take their word for it, a lot of money went into repairs and maintenance, and they haven't spent anything on expanding the business. Well, except for the additional 22 sheep, but that isn't really much enough. Kind of like manure: disposing of a relatively small amount is easy, you use it as fertilizer for your garden, but there's a limit to what the soil can take. It starts paying when have enough to sell tons of it to surrounding farms, but again, not too much, or else they'll end up with a surplus which they'll have to dispose of. Expanding and upsizing any kind of operation requires more experience, knowledge, and forethought than they appear to have.

They keep on making mistakes, and eventually it's going to come tumbling down on them.
 
If they open up for normies they might accidentally cater to white, cishet bigotnazis and they can't have that. Their overpriced shit is solely for oppressed, transracial, queer genderspecials who knit shitty hats for Tommy Tooter and other weed-addicted troons who can't shop in normal stores because they're owned by white, cishet bigotnazis.



Kevin and the bird can rub their dickless cloacas together. How sexy.

PS: I've said it before and I'll say it again; the obsession troons have with smell will never not be creepy. It's a movement full of potential serial-killers.

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"Let us smell your nether regions @Logical Fallacies! The scent of real women sustains us."
 
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"Let us smell your nether regions @Logical Fallacies! The scent of real women sustains us."
You know, I actually thought that disgusting overbite was just artistic license on @Puddleduck's behalf when I saw his rendition of this image. Now that I know it's part of the original photo on top of the level of revolting greasiness that no artist could ever hope to replicate, I think this deserves to greet any new readers at the very top of the OP.
 
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First of all, pussy usually smells and tastes a little tinny/metallic among other things (can be bitter and such). I’d assume it correlates to the natural pH levels of the female body, something a male body isn’t internally plumbed for.

His rotting flesh, because it certainly looks like necrosis is setting in most certainly doesn’t smell good. But he has to lie to himself to make it seem like he didn’t make a massive mistake.
 
Jesus, of course Bonnie's wearing a Mega tard cum shirt. Of COURSE. That shirt was not meant for the giant hanging tubes you call tits, you freako.
Why? Troon Bonne has monster "titties", and those are pretty close, right?
Him being another weeb is not a big surprise, just the fact he confirmed it this late.
 
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