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JosephStalin said:
Interesting article on how France found itself ill-prepared to deal with the ChiCom Flu.


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Macron declared war on coronavirus.

This should've tipped everyone off that they'd be unprepared. If there's one thing the french are good at it's finding out they were ill prepared as soon as war is declared.

I mean sure in spain we're just as bad when it comes to first day fuckups. But we beat the idiot in charge senseless and push harder. The croissants just surrender. Big difference.
 
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I'm in a rural red state that is far along in reopening, unfortunately our biggest city is fairly libtarded so we ended up with a joo mayor. He announced Friday that things are looking good (no shit the hospitals are all still empty and closed down from no patients) and if we behave just maybe he'll let us out to play soon.

From the bottom of my heart to this kyke mayor: get fucked right in the ass by a lampshade of your own grandmother.
 
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EmuWarsVeteran said:
Just like these bastards recently tried to claim the chinese navy could somehow curbstomp the US navy. Just trying to instill fear in america
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It is going to take more than words and journalist tears for that to come true. More that China simply doesn't have without dooming the entire planet.

And America can do that better, too.
 
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Without PLing too much, it's finally warmed up here in the northeastern US (it's been an unusually chilly spring, hard froze several times not even a couple weeks ago and destoryed the local peach blossoms), which should certainly speed up the populace's resolve to get shit back to normal. Feel like things would've gotten to that point by now if spring decided to actually happen sooner than the last half of the last month of its time period. Cool weather makes folks slower to the punch.
 
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UntimelyDhelmise said:
Without PLing too much, it's finally warmed up here in the northeastern US (it's been an unusually chilly spring, hard froze several times not even a couple weeks ago and destoryed the local peach blossoms), which should certainly speed up the populace's resolve to get shit back to normal. Feel like things would've gotten to that point by now if spring decided to actually happen sooner than the last half of the last month of its time period. Cool weather makes folks slower to the punch.
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So much for that global warming, eh? We could have used a little of it during flu season.
 
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It is going to take more than words and journalist tears for that to come true. More that China simply doesn't have without dooming the entire planet.

And America can do that better, too.
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2 words. Death Satellite. Trump has a literal "Delet This" button that can erase entire cities, to the point of turning the entirety of the surrounding area to dust by sheer projectile mass. Even before getting onto just how shite the chink navy is and how much of a paper tiger the rest of their forces are. One button and not only will beijin be bombed. It will simply stop existing. And usually I'd say no one would have the balls to deal with the ethical ramifications of literally scrubbing a megacity off the face of the earth, specially one as populated as Beijin. But if there's one fucker crazy enough to go for it it's El Trumpo. Honestly every time I see china or its agents puffing their chest and trying to wage their little short lived attempts at dick measuring against the USA I always wonder if they realize the sheer scale of the threat staring them down. No amount of soldiers is sufficient to fight a literal orbital death dispenser. That's some 40k tier exterminatus shite. The USA has simply won the arms race, it just can't be fought against anymore. You can poke it repeatedly if you have no brains but if you actually wake it you automatically loose.
 
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EmuWarsVeteran said:
2 words. Death Satellite. Trump has a literal "Delet This" button that can erase entire cities, to the point of turning the entirety of the surrounding area to dust by sheer projectile mass. Even before getting onto just how shite the chink navy is and how much of a paper tiger the rest of their forces are. One button and not only will beijin be bombed. It will simply stop existing. And usually I'd say no one would have the balls to deal with the ethical ramifications of literally scrubbing a megacity off the face of the earth, specially one as populated as Beijin. But if there's one fucker crazy enough to go for it it's El Trumpo. Honestly every time I see china or its agents puffing their chest and trying to wage their little short lived attempts at dick measuring against the USA I always wonder if they realize the sheer scale of the threat staring them down. No amount of soldiers is sufficient to fight a literal orbital death dispenser. That's some 40k tier exterminatus shite. The USA has simply won the arms race, it just can't be fought against anymore. You can poke it repeatedly if you have no brains but if you actually wake it you automatically loose.
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"Rods from God" is a boomer-tier milfag meme.
 
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Shaka Brah said:
"Rods from God" is a boomer-tier milfag meme.
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It may be. But the first test for KEPs was made in 2013 and it was successful. At this point all it takes is someone stupid enough to piss off the USA to the point they decide to roll out the real deal. And until now I thought no one who was a credible threat would simultaneously be this stupid. But the CCP has proven to be this retarded and china is large enough for defense officials to consider it a credible threat. So all I'm saying is, I wouldn't try my luck if I were them.

Then again maybe enough soldiers can suffice to destroy the weaponized oebital station. All they need is to learn how to do a nice castellet from the catalonians... Yeah thiw last 2 sentences were sarcasm but seeing the state of chinese weapons development, well, it wouldn't surprise me if they tried.
 
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Outside China

4,626,636 confirmed / 310,385 dead / 1,653,089 recovered

4551742 / 307183 / 1614392 yesterday

USA

1,486,423 confirmed / 89,550 dead / 272,265 recovered JohnHopkins
1,501,165 confirmed / 90,330 dead / 346,389 recovered Infection2020

1467884 / 88754 / 268376 yesterday JohnHopkins
1479957 / 89272 / 339232 yesterday Infection2020

Spain not updated today

Italy

225,435 confirmed / 31,908 dead / 125,176 recovered

224760 / 31763 / 122810 yesterday


France

179,693 confirmed / 28,111 dead / 61,327 recovered

179630 / 27532 / 60562 two days ago

Germany

176,369 confirmed / 7,962 dead / 154,011 recovered

175752 / 7938 / 152600 yesterday
 
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Something to note is that it doesn't even specify that they did ever test negative. It just says they went through the 2 week isolation, and that the protocol is they have to test negative twice to get back on the ship. It could be the same as the cases in South Korea a few weeks ago where the tests were coming up positive for dead virus cells.
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Tests are shit then. What’s their reproducibility, repeatability and bias? Not published apparently. A plague declared based on worthless data.
 
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Interesting point. Are they going to manipulate it downward so they can say "See? Reducing emissions 100% works!" or will they reach for new highs to keep the fearbux flowing?
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They're already claiming that reducing emissions works when CO2 has climbed at the same rate during the shutdown with no industry running... Almost like the amount of CO2 in the atmosphere has little to do with us.
 
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Shaka Brah said:
They're already claiming that reducing emissions works when CO2 has climbed at the same rate during the shutdown with no industry running... Almost like the amount of CO2 in the atmosphere has little to do with us.
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The moment you know the whole Global Warming/Climate Change industry is a scam is the moment you find the key and utterly damning piece of scientific fact that a single volcano errupting, ANY Major erruption, puts out more CO2 and Carbon Polutants into the Atmosphere than the entirety of the Industrial Age to present. When Krakatoa went off a few weeks ago? Yeah, that was more than Humans have ever put into the atmosphere.
 
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RodgerDodger said:
The moment you know the whole Global Warming/Climate Change industry is a scam is the moment you find the key and utterly damning piece of scientific fact that a single volcano errupting, ANY Major erruption, puts out more CO2 and Carbon Polutants into the Atmosphere than the entirety of the Industrial Age to present. When Krakatoa went off a few weeks ago? Yeah, that was more than Humans have ever put into the atmosphere.
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You have been banned from Reddit.

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So I was just checking on my state's reopening plans and found this shit:
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"new normal"
NEW NORMAL

NEW NORMAL
FINAL STAGE IS NEW NORMAL

BRB, brewing molotov cocktails.

edit: I did a tiny bit more looking and found this on mass.gov
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Until a vaccine. Fuck.
 
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RodgerDodger said:
The moment you know the whole Global Warming/Climate Change industry is a scam is the moment you find the key and utterly damning piece of scientific fact that a single volcano errupting, ANY Major erruption, puts out more CO2 and Carbon Polutants into the Atmosphere than the entirety of the Industrial Age to present. When Krakatoa went off a few weeks ago? Yeah, that was more than Humans have ever put into the atmosphere.
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The Wu Flu is Climate Change on steroids.
 
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Finally went to my first store that wont let you in without a mask. They consider anything that covers your face a mask and didn't give a flying fuck about 'social distancing'. Oh, and they were selling shitty masks at the door for 2 bucks a pop. It's almost like they didn't give a flying fuck about safety but found a way to make you pay to get in.
 
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ditto said:
Interesting point. Are they going to manipulate it downward so they can say "See? Reducing emissions 100% works!" or will they reach for new highs to keep the fearbux flowing?
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Meteorologists are completely reliant on gov't bux, so yes. I really wish I never dabbled into meteorology, I'll never trust a scientist again.
 
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