Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[George Floyd Sneed]

This is why I always find it funny when dickheads get assmad when people say there’s a sizable contingent of dickheads who look up to Dax as a father figure. “I got sooo drunk and high” is shit that gets increasingly lamer after your freshmen year in college. To hear some 40 year old talk about it is WTF territory. Much like claiming writing simp texts is the only way to get laid, dickheads claiming Dick bragging about how high or wasted he gets is cool says more about them than they realize.

 

[an kamel]

imagine not finding this guy boring

 

[Sped Xing]

He is an entertaining storyteller. TDS would not be a better show if Dick lived a better life.

 

[Snappy Jappy]

Quick reminder that this giga chad lives in a 2 bedroom barbie doll mansion in some Mexican neighborhood (and records his podcast out of his laundry)

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

You’d figure a Mexican would take better care of his lawn too.

 

[Festivus]

The people who talk about getting drunk and high all the time tend to be the people who peaked in High School/College. The fact that Dick recently brought up the Homecoming Queen thing is more than a little telling when you put both of these things into context. I'm not saying he should go full Trad-Con but really what is his plan? Keep fucking increasingly older and saggier chicks until his dick stops working? It just seems odd that a man with such an ego wouldn't want to leave behind a genetic legacy at the very least.

 

[Sped Xing]

I'm fine with him not passing on his genes. We've got 7.5 Billion people; we can afford to cull.

How many of the people mad that Dax Herrera doesn't have a Brayden and Elisabette Herrera-- how many of them even have a spouse? I don't understand the whole "having kids is the most important thing ever also I'm 20 tfwnogf" synergy.

I think maybe all they are considering is the egocentric "muh legacy" thing. There's a lot of ways having chilluns can go horribly wrong. Everyone with a thread was created by people who never suspected what their baby fever would lead them to.


EDIT: Don't take the above wrong. I'm not going r/childfree on you. If you want to have a kid because you think it will give your life meaning, go ahead. It's risky, but nothing ventured.

I just object to the whole "genetic legacy" argument. Why is that something worth caring about? And why do I mostly hear that from young men nowhere close to creating a genetic legacy? Furthermore, if that's your.thing, you should focus on fucking as many other people's young wives as possible. You'll pass on way more genes if you aren't responsible for your progeny.

 

[soy_king]

I'm fine with him not passing on his genes. We've got 7.5 Billion people; we can afford to cull.

How many of the people mad that Dax Herrera doesn't have a Brayden and Elisabette Herrera-- how many of them even have a spouse? I don't understand the whole "having kids is the most important thing ever also I'm 20 tfwnogf" synergy.

I think maybe all they are considering is the egocentric "muh legacy" thing. There's a lot of ways having chilluns can go horribly wrong. Everyone with a thread was created by people who never suspected what their baby fever would lead them to.


EDIT: Don't take the above wrong. I'm not going r/childfree on you. If you want to have a kid because you think it will give your life meaning, go ahead. It's risky, but nothing ventured.

I just object to the whole "genetic legacy" argument. Why is that something worth caring about? And why do I mostly hear that from young men nowhere close to creating a genetic legacy? Furthermore, if that's your.thing, you should focus on fucking as many other people's young wives as possible. You'll pass on way more genes if you aren't responsible for your progeny.

my sides when you advocated for the jogger thug lifestyle. Not that you're entirely wrong, but that's an incredibly short term strategy that will likely itself result in some genetic dead ends of maladjusted children more likely to grow up in poverty

 

[Sped Xing]

Well, we can't all be Ramses II.

 

[Festivus]

I'm fine with him not passing on his genes. We've got 7.5 Billion people; we can afford to cull.

How many of the people mad that Dax Herrera doesn't have a Brayden and Elisabette Herrera-- how many of them even have a spouse? I don't understand the whole "having kids is the most important thing ever also I'm 20 tfwnogf" synergy.

I think maybe all they are considering is the egocentric "muh legacy" thing. There's a lot of ways having chilluns can go horribly wrong. Everyone with a thread was created by people who never suspected what their baby fever would lead them to.


EDIT: Don't take the above wrong. I'm not going r/childfree on you. If you want to have a kid because you think it will give your life meaning, go ahead. It's risky, but nothing ventured.

I just object to the whole "genetic legacy" argument. Why is that something worth caring about? And why do I mostly hear that from young men nowhere close to creating a genetic legacy? Furthermore, if that's your.thing, you should focus on fucking as many other people's young wives as possible. You'll pass on way more genes if you aren't responsible for your progeny.

Don't get me mistaken, I'm in no hurry to have kids myself and I very much agree with what you said about culling the herd, I was simply trying to put myself in the headspace of a sub-70 IQ Dudebro. I might be wrong in my assumptions but with the way he parades his women as trophies I just assumed that he'd want to create a Mini-Dick who he could train to be Homecoming Queen.

 

[Sped Xing]

He's at least 80 IQ. He's trying to do that with his nephews. It's a very long-nosed way to think.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

My issue with him starts and stops with his show being repetitive, not very funny, and his wack pack is not very interesting because a bunch of cripples, autists, and speds LARPing as ladies men got old fast.

Having said that, procreation is one of the main reasons for existing. Banging a bunch of whores and not having kids is like going to school and taking a bunch of classes but not getting a degree or working a job and not getting paid. Dick’s endgame of raging about 12 packs of Diet Coke is only going to get more pathetic from here.

 

[soy_king]

Just out of interest, has anyone here actually gone to a Road Rage? I imagine it's just a massive gathering of speds, autists, and incels that's only a few puzzle pieces short of being a BronyCon.

 

[Sped Xing]

Cripples, Autists, and Speds are the only people who will call in anymore.

At least true Mooninites like McAfee and Tate are entertaining. They're still pathetic; Dick growing up wouldn't make the show better. He needs to do more stupid shit.

Seconded curiosity about road rage. From the way Dick talks about it, it sounds like a lot of friendless fucks drinking to excess because that's how Daddy Dax Do.

 

[big ups liquid richard]

As someone who listened from the beginning, and even went to a Road Rage, I really am not interested anymore. My favorite guest is gone, and i'm not sure what happened to Madcucks, I'm guessing he just retired.

What pushed me away were these new guests who were literally whos outside some right wing autistsphere. Got tired of it week after week, and I'm really not interested in what they think. They aren't funny to me.

Just out of interest, has anyone here actually gone to a Road Rage? I imagine it's just a massive gathering of speds, autists, and incels that's only a few puzzle pieces short of being a BronyCon.

99 percent white men, (not that there's anything wrong with that) and a fair bunch are as you described. Pretty much everyone is drinking. Lots of normal people there too, they just don't hog the spotlight. Some women, almost all came with their boyfriend I assume. One girl was so drunk she shit herself a few rows behind me. She had to be dragged away by her sloppy drunk boyfriend, and the show hadn't even started yet.

 

[MemeGrey]

As someone who listened from the beginning, and even went to a Road Rage, I really am not interested anymore. My favorite guest is gone, and i'm not sure what happened to Madcucks, I'm guessing he just retired.

Was your favorite guest Asterios?

 

[big ups liquid richard]

Was your favorite guest Asterios?

Yeah, oddly enough I don't really find his own content appealing. I really liked Boomer vs Zoomer for a while. He is just a funny person to me, especially in contrast to Dick's personality.

 

[soy_king]

99 percent white men, (not that there's anything wrong with that) and a fair bunch are as you described. Pretty much everyone is drinking. Lots of normal people there too, they just don't hog the spotlight. Some women, almost all came with their boyfriend I assume. One girl was so drunk she shit herself a few rows behind me. She had to be dragged away by her sloppy drunk boyfriend, and the show hadn't even started yet.

Sounds about right. Was this one of the earlier ones like Philly or Chicago? Those seemed to have been legitimately fun and not nearly as autistic. Did you talk to Dick or anyone afterwards, and if so, did he continue with his schtick the whole time?

EDIT: Asterios has his moments but I suspect he's always been a massive faggot. I remember calling him out for having a massive hateboner for Louis CK during one of the Boomer v. Zoomer casts, and he basically spent the entire time ad homming me and telling me I was supporting a sexual predator without addressing my actual points.

 

[big ups liquid richard]

Sounds about right. Was this one of the earlier ones like Philly or Chicago? Those seemed to have been legitimately fun and not nearly as autistic. Did you talk to Dick or anyone afterwards, and if so, did he continue with his schtick the whole time?

Yup early.
Too many people wanted photos/autographs so it was impossible to meet everyone at the venue. I didn't go to wherever they want after, but from what I hear, its pretty approachable. I talked to Asterious briefly while waiting at the venue, and he signed things. He was just as you would think, friendly and happy to be there.
Dick pulled out and moved on pretty quick, so I wasn't able to do a quick meet and greet with Him, Sean or Peach. I did meet Madcucks, he remembered me from chatting in his gaming streams. I also saw Srirancha looking kinda bamboozled by the crowd size, and I think I saw Marie but not totally sure. Those two stuck out because they were actually in shape.

There was a small man in the front row in a fancy auto-wheelchair, accompanied by an older person (probably family) who I suspect may have been crippled jesus, but who knows. I also remember Nick Rackets being recognized in the audience, there was some weirdos waving a gay pride parade flag and being obnoxious... and I think Maxwell Hammer was there, waving his Israel flag.

 

[Null]

Yeah, oddly enough I don't really find his own content appealing. I really liked Boomer vs Zoomer for a while. He is just a funny person to me, especially in contrast to Dick's personality.

The recent drama really re-contextualizes the Mumkey/Asterios drama. I think Dick wanted to kick both of them on the way out the door but they knew that and didn't bite. I also don't approve at all of arguing on Twitter. Nick, Dick, and Ralph have some of weird thing where they feel the need to banter back and forth on Twitter. I don't know what it is about Twitter but is by far the absolute worst place to have a conversation. I only use it to keep people up to date about shit I care about and sometimes post garbage I find funny. I don't even like how many people opt to use it as a primary means of direct communication. I much prefer email and see Twitter DMs as a very, very ghetto analogue for actual private talks.