Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[ViniTobi2]

Honestly, i am a new member here, does anyone really think Osana will come out in June? His answer about the osana release date on the about page has changed from 2017 to 2018, then to the second half of 2019, and now finally to the second quarter of 2020... I honestly don't know if he really believes that he is fooling anyone with those dates anymore... I guess we just gotta wait for another excuse on June, the question is, which? Probably harassment again lol.

 

[Lexi62]

So apparently he will actually eventually stop updating the game "until Osana comes out". Maybe this is how he'll sneak away with all the money.

 

[Catgirls are Love]

Honestly, i am a new member here, does anyone really think Osana will come out in June? His answer about the osana release date on the about page has changed from 2017 to 2018, then to the second half of 2019, and now finally to the second quarter of 2020... I honestly don't know if he really believes that he is fooling anyone with those dates anymore... I guess we just gotta wait for another excuse on June, the question is, which? Probably harassment again lol.

No. I honestly view Alex's progress to be a rough repeat of the Revolution 60 PC port saga. Minimal work done, completely ignored release dates, and common belief was that it would probably never happen up until the moment that it actually happened. It's been three months since the supposed "Osana was planned to be released on Valentine's Day" and she's still not out, so either the rival is still very unfinished (possible, but unlikely) or Alex really doesn't want to release her to the public and is doing everything possible to avoid doing so.

Unless Alex is planning to abandon development completely (the more time passes, the more likely this becomes), Osana will be released at some point but as to exactly when that will be you might as well just pick a random day and month. Alex could say she's being released next week, and I'd still laugh and not believe him up until the moment I saw the download link.

 

[Tism the Return]

Honestly, i am a new member here, does anyone really think Osana will come out in June? His answer about the osana release date on the about page has changed from 2017 to 2018, then to the second half of 2019, and now finally to the second quarter of 2020... I honestly don't know if he really believes that he is fooling anyone with those dates anymore... I guess we just gotta wait for another excuse on June, the question is, which? Probably harassment again lol.

I'm pretty sure most of the members in his little cult does. Everyone outside of it? Not a chance.

 

[Gilgamesh The Pharmacy]

Honestly, i am a new member here, does anyone really think Osana will come out in June? His answer about the osana release date on the about page has changed from 2017 to 2018, then to the second half of 2019, and now finally to the second quarter of 2020... I honestly don't know if he really believes that he is fooling anyone with those dates anymore... I guess we just gotta wait for another excuse on June, the question is, which? Probably harassment again lol.

Hell no, it took a while to even get to a level of 'almost complete". And how can he scam the lemmings if the game looks like a proper demo?.

 

[Barley]

Considering the guy's history with this mess of a game, I doubt he will even release the game at all. He keeps claiming he's depressed and that "all the harassment" makes the delay longer and he will do this indefinitely.
The guy keeps finding ways to not work on it but still receive that sweet money from his extremely, extremely blind and ignorant fans.

With his personality, that most here already know, I'm 100% sure he's laughing his ass off about the entire situation IRL.
Eventually, he will simply stop working on the game altogether (hell, I believe he stopped a while ago and does the bare minimum for some small, meaningless update, like the Snap mode he revealed not too long ago).
It's just awful for his followers and people genuinely interested in the game but it's also their own fault for having way too much faith on him which he simply doesn't deserve.
It's also awful that they simply don't realize how many games have been created over the years this game has been in production, many of them from the ground up, with originally created models and this guy that simply steals every single asset for the game is taking far longer than all of them? Bullshit.

 

[José Mourinho]

As much as it would be funny to see Alex running away with the money and not even releasing Osana forever, I don't see this happening especially that he still has an upcoming crowdfunding campaign to actually run away with the money later especially his Patreon money is dropping, should he actually plan to run away with the money in the first place.

I am still doubtful about Osana being released next month unless Alex decides to ditch the plan of implementing the remaining features, but my main issue now is if Osana is actually released, how long will Alex go for bugfixing or even adding some other features to later hold a crowdfunding campaign.

 

[Czolg]

And there are plenty of ways to make returning to the scene of the crime fun, all it takes is a little foresight and enough natural variety/randomness. Roguelikes are all about playing the same game hundreds of times, albeit randomised each time.

There is an old puzzle game called Neighbours from Hell about reality tv show in which one dude sneaks up to his neighbours home to set up some pranks and funny traps while remaining undetected. Every single mission happens in the same house, but placement and kinds of items you can found and use change depending on the scenario. I think Alex should take example out of that, because it shows great usage of the same environment thorough entire game.

 

[Jah Hates Kaffirs]

The real question is if Osana is implemented in all her spaghetti glory does the thread title change?

 

[José Mourinho]

The real question is if Osana is implemented in all her spaghetti glory does the thread title change?

We'll just change it to "Developer of Osana for 6 Years" or something.

 

[Hard-Neutral]

As much as it would be funny to see Alex running away with the money and not even releasing Osana forever, I don't see this happening especially that he still has an upcoming crowdfunding campaign to actually run away with the money later especially his Patreon money is dropping, should he actually plan to run away with the money in the first place.

I am still doubtful about Osana being released next month unless Alex decides to ditch the plan of implementing the remaining features, but my main issue now is if Osana is actually released, how long will Alex go for bugfixing or even adding some other features to later hold a crowdfunding campaign.

So what exactly do you think is going to happen with the game at all? Not only do I not see this character being done within a month, I doubt we'll even see her done within six months. And aren't there supposed to be even more rivals? How is the game ever going to be finished is my question, as I can only guess it'll take YEARS for him to even optimize the game after he's completed the main chunk of it. I don't think this game will have much funding by the time it's out and when it does finally drop, people will rightfully review bomb it because it'll run like shit.

 

[Cast Away]

We'll just change it to "Developer of Osana for 6 Years" or something.

Maybe just change it back to Developer of Yandere Simulator, when YS comes out then the title can be changed to Failed developer of Yandere Simulator

 

[José Mourinho]

So what exactly do you think is going to happen with the game at all? Not only do I not see this character being done within a month, I doubt we'll even see her done within six months. And aren't there supposed to be even more rivals? How is the game ever going to be finished is my question, as I can only guess it'll take YEARS for him to even optimize the game after he's completed the main chunk of it. I don't think this game will have much funding by the time it's out and when it does finally drop, people will rightfully review bomb it because it'll run like shit.

He did say along the lines of how if the crowdfunding fails which is the worst case scenario, the final game will feature rivals that are very similar to Osana, and even say the final game will be identical to the sandbox build.

https://yanderesimulator.com/about/

https://archive.md/xL0dP (doesn't work when opening the drop downs, oh well)

I think this part is updated too:

Spoiler: Release date

Oh yeah, speaking of his site, he updated the debunk page. Christ:

Debunk - Yandere Simulator

Debunking false accusations, providing context to out-of-context screenshots, correcting misinformation, refuting lies, and clearing up misunderstandings.

yanderesimulator.com

https://archive.md/vnW75 (doesn't work when opening the drop downs, oh well)

Spoiler: Bans people and blocks people when they post an image he's insecure about

Even if I take your word that you rarely ban anyone (which does hold water since Cleveland and Adolfin are notorious mods), the question isn't even answered about the so called insecure image. If this is about "I'm totally not mad about the overused cum chalice gif, the only reason they are banned is because they spammed it", that can be fine especially they actually unironically want to get banned, but that doesn't even explain this:

Spoiler: Alex told someone to kill themself[sic], live on stream

This one is most likely posted already, but putting it here for the sake of completion. Even then this is Alex expressing his pro gamer move. "I told an innocent fan to kill himself because of the harassment I got from gremlins". wow great fucking argument.

Spoiler: Coronavirus

This one is just a copypaste of what he said. That last paragraph tho...

Spoiler: Code leak

Already commented on this already. tl;dr He's actually correct for the first five paragraphs but later unnecessarily exaggerating about the narrative.

And here we go, the final one, what a mouthful:

Spoiler: Criticism

I really don't know what to say about this. Not only it's copypasted from what he said before, but he doubles down about "not being a bad programmer", and apparently we are butthurt about how we're wrong for saying he's a bad programmer? You do you, Alex.

 

[Hard-Neutral]

He did say along the lines of how if the crowdfunding fails which is the worst case scenario, the final game will feature rivals that are very similar to Osana, and even say the final game will be identical to the sandbox build.

https://yanderesimulator.com/about/

https://archive.md/xL0dP (doesn't work when opening the drop downs, oh well)

I think this part is updated too:

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Oh yeah, speaking of his site, he updated the debunk page. Christ:

Debunk - Yandere Simulator

Debunking false accusations, providing context to out-of-context screenshots, correcting misinformation, refuting lies, and clearing up misunderstandings.

yanderesimulator.com

https://archive.md/vnW75 (doesn't work when opening the drop downs, oh well)

View attachment 1303051

Even if I take your word that you rarely ban anyone (which does hold water since Cleveland and Adolfin are notorious mods), the question isn't even answered about the so called insecure image. If this is about "I'm totally not mad about the overused cum chalice gif, the only reason they are banned is because they spammed it", that can be fine especially they actually unironically want to get banned, but that doesn't even explain this:

View attachment 1303053

This one is most likely posted already, but putting it here for the sake of completion. Even then this is Alex expressing his pro gamer move. "I told an innocent fan to kill himself because of the harassment I got from gremlins". wow that is a good argument.

View attachment 1303054

This one is just a copypaste of what he said. That last paragraph tho...

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Already commented on this already. tl;dr He's actually correct for the first five paragraphs but later unnecessarily exaggerating about the narrative.

And here we go, the final one, what a mouthful:

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I really don't know what to say about this. Not only it's copypasted from what he said before, but he doubles down about "not being a bad programmer", and apparently we are butthurt about how we're wrong for saying he's a bad programmer? You do you, Alex.

Wow, that's a lot to take in. A part of me just wants a new person to take over this project entirely and maybe fix the fucking game but I know if Alex learns they're fucking with it too much, then he'll kick them from working on it. I like the concept, I like some of the ideas but Jesus, the game is going to be a buggy piece of shit like it is now when it drops either way most likely. As for everything else, about as much as I'd expect him to say. The usual claims of being a good programmer and not a pedo, both false. I think he's a creepy fuck who should be looked into even more on the pedo shit.

 

[Tonberry]

Why won't you fellow gremlins go read his debunk page?
(Hey, at least he took the advice and just say "I don't watch videos from drama YouTubers")

Nevermind how obnoxious and condescending the whole "You'd know if you'd read my debunk page" attitude is, what is even the point of replying to an email like this? Why even reply to every question out of every individual e-mail if 90% of the time you're just going to tell them to read a FAQ, just phrasing it in a slightly different way every single time?

I know saying Alex's time management is shit is like saying water is wet, but think of how much time he must waste every single day just finding new smug ways to write "Go read my debunk page". It all just seems so redundant to me.

 

[Banworld]

Wow, that's a lot to take in. A part of me just wants a new person to take over this project entirely and maybe fix the fucking game but I know if Alex learns they're fucking with it too much, then he'll kick them from working on it. I like the concept, I like some of the ideas but Jesus, the game is going to be a buggy piece of shit like it is now when it drops either way most likely. As for everything else, about as much as I'd expect him to say. The usual claims of being a good programmer and not a pedo, both false. I think he's a creepy fuck who should be looked into even more on the pedo shit.

The girl he talked to was 14 at the time, Alex claimed that she sent him pictures without telling her his age but there's no evidence for that. In order to believe Alex, you need to believe he thought that this girl:

Is over 18. The girl in question willingly posted these images to her tumblr here, and she's aware of the farms so she likely won't mind me posting her image. You can see she has 'I <3 Eva' on her hand.

In my opinion, Alex is a guy making a game about underage girls where you can photograph their underwear, has linked to manga where underage children are raped, holds a fanbase of children with only cursory lip service paid to YandereSimulator not being for children. And he wants you to believe that this girl, 8 years after the events, announced to the world an embarrassing 'relationship' with a public figure, and noted that her nudes (read: child pornography) are still out there last she checked. It's not hard to draw some pretty clear conclusions from that.

Alex is definitely a paedophile in my opinion, the fact he looked at that girl and thought 'yeah looks 18' is fucking bullshit. He was 22, she was 14, and that's disgusting.

 

[Cast Away]

Let's not forget when it comes to sisefs Alex conveniently left out the fact he requested that she have cybersex with him. She would make moaning noises into the microphone while Alex was furiously wanking off to his underage rape fantasy.

 

[Ligendori Namain Skulizu]

Spoiler: Criticism

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I really don't know what to say about this. Not only it's copypasted from what he said before, but he doubles down about "not being a bad programmer", and apparently we are butthurt about how we're wrong for saying he's a bad programmer? You do you, Alex.

"We are completely unaware of how much code is not even included in the public builds of the game."

Maybe the "game' is already done but Alex really wants to milk it so he could sit on his ass for as long as possible eating unhealthy burgers and slurping to melons and yelling and hissing at good vidya games so he just updates the watered down version of the complete game and intentionally breaks stuff every time so it looks like he's actually doing something when he updates the 'game'.
(edit: oh I only just noticed it replaces miluk with tard cum automatically. nice)

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Let's not forget when it comes to sisefs Alex conveniently left out the fact he requested that she have cybersex with him. She would make moaning noises into the microphone while Alex was furiously wanking off to his underage rape fantasy.

In my opinion, Alex is a guy making a game about underage girls where you can photograph their underwear, has linked to manga where underage children are raped, holds a fanbase of children with only cursory lip service paid to YandereSimulator not being for children. And he wants you to believe that this girl, 8 years after the events, announced to the world an embarrassing 'relationship' with a public figure, and noted that her nudes (read: child pornography) are still out there last she checked. It's not hard to draw some pretty clear conclusions from that.

Add to this Wonkolo's post, who was creeped out by his behavior and left.

 

[Adam The Ticket Seller]