DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Iron Hamster]

Adding to that is the fact that other people (who are sensible, and right) are mocking Phil for reaching a new level of prostitution. Clown Mode used to only refer to his demeanor and what he said, and now it has an outfit. The cowboy hat is his rainbow afro wig, the vest his red honk-nose. Some of that group of people are undoubtedly tipping to see him continue to whore himself out because they're getting a kick out of it.

This is foolish, of course, because Phil's ego obviously has a price for which it's willing to sacrifice itself, which we've always suspected. Now we just know what it is.

That and being a bonafide childrens entertainer now.

 

[hidden_is_back]

Despite making 8,600 dollars in tips in the last 27 days he still doesn't have enough funds to buy video games. I'd be surprised but it's DSP. He always needs fund for something.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

Despite making 8,600 dollars in tips in the last 27 days he still doesn't have enough funds to buy video games. I'd be surprised but it's DSP. He always needs fund for something.

I mean, have you bought jpgs lately? That shits apparently super expensive, and without it Phil might die.

 

[David Davidson]

I caught a bit where Phil says he needs to pay his Tax Accountant. I know DSP suffers from being an idiot, but hes autistic enough to catch himself saying Accountant instead of Attorney.

Has he been overpaying an accountant this entire time?

 

[hidden_is_back]

One thing to look out for today from DSP. There's a story going around that EX-WWE wrestler Shad Gaspard went to Venice Beach and got sucked up by a rip tide. Helpers did get to Shad but Shad told the helpers to save his 10 year old son over him. Shad Gaspard has gone missing since yesterday and as of right now he's still missing right now. It's a sad story and there's a good chance he's dead


I'm bringing this up because he becomes a monetizing victim for DSP.

 

[actually]

I caught a bit where Phil says he needs to pay his Tax Accountant. I know DSP suffers from being an idiot, but hes autistic enough to catch himself saying Accountant instead of Attorney.

Has he been overpaying an accountant this entire time?

Probably, tbh. He just liked saying "attorney" because it sounded like a big-boy business thing to say "tax attorney".

Edit: Wait...didn't he already have a begathon to pay for the attorney/accountant/voice in his head? I could swear one of his begathons had that listed as the reason.
Edit 2: Here's the begathons I have tabulated since the one in October that we've since learned was to pay Rochelle:

Dec 22nd, 2019 -- Christmas begathon
1st half Feb, 2020 -- General begging for bills above expected monies
Feb 23nd, 2020 -- Retrospective #6
Feb 28nd, 2020 -- All the Bills Begathon

Edit 3: From the REEEEmergency begging stream setup referred to above as 1st half Feb:

BLINDSIDED by TAXES

Fucking imagine any other mature adult being BLINDSIDED that they have to pay TAXES after a 10 YEAR CAREER of being self employed

What a fucking exceptional individual

Hahahaha, he's pissed off that he has to pay his tax "attorney" upfront now.

• All of the money he's saving from not paying his credit cards etc, will have to go to both Khando fees and Utilities
• Tax guy told him not to bother paying last years taxes and that they'll more than likely be rolled into this years
• Tax guy told him he should make a payment on his taxes by the 15th of this month so he's shown making consistent payments throughout this year
• Tax guy will do Khet's taxes for free because he's a nice guy but DSP has to pay his tax guy up front because he doesn't want DSP to dodge paying him as part of MUH BANKRUPTCY
• DSP seemed annoyed about that and doesn't think making any of these payments is realistic

Yeah. He already did a "fundraiser" (albeit, spread over a few weeks, more or less) for preparing his taxes. If he's saying he still needs money for tax preparation, he was lying either then or now.

Edit 4: Fuck me, the Feb 23rd Beg-trospective event was also for the tax guy's payment:

To pay his Tax Guy™ to file his taxes otherwise he's gonna go to jail, dood.

 

[David Davidson]

Probably, tbh. He just liked saying "attorney" because it sounded like a big-boy business thing to say "tax attorney".

Edit: Wait...didn't he already have a begathon to pay for the attorney/accountant/voice in his head? I could swear one of his begathons had that listed as the reason.
Edit 2: Here's the begathons I have tabulated since the one in October that we've since learned was to pay Rochelle:

Dec 22nd, 2019 -- Christmas begathon
1st half Feb, 2020 -- General begging for bills above expected monies
Feb 23nd, 2020 -- Retrospective #6
Feb 28nd, 2020 -- All the Bills Begathon

Edit 3: From the REEEEmergency begging stream setup referred to above as 1st half Feb:




Yeah. He already did a "fundraiser" (albeit, spread over a few weeks, more or less) for preparing his taxes. If he's saying he still needs money for tax preparation, he was lying either then or now.

Here is the video with time stamp from the Feb 28th stream. Literally says that stream was to pay his tax attorney

https://youtu.be/Yt2blC0KqaA?list=PL_QtSMEGimbyNRrBcH_fJjJErrzWej1TH&t=547

 

[actually]

Here is the video with time stamp from the Feb 28th stream. Literally says that stream was to pay his tax attorney

https://youtu.be/Yt2blC0KqaA?list=PL_QtSMEGimbyNRrBcH_fJjJErrzWej1TH&t=547

Cool, so on 3 separate occasions in February, he said he need to raise money to pay for his tax preparation. Each time, he got all the money he claimed to need. And now he's using the same exact excuse again.

 

[MoonRocker]

Yesterday during the night stream, Phil threw a fucking fit when a few people started cheering and asking for a Marathon Stream Day dedicated to charity.

Dark instantly went into a bitchfit where he insulted, talked down and labeled anybody who would even dare use the concept of charity as a troll and detractor.

Piggy mentioned an event that happened roughly 5 years ago where he attempted to organize a charity event, the latter which ended up being trolled to the high heavens before the event could even take place. Therefore, it's not even worth trying because the mentally ill trolls are just going to ruin a new event anyway.

Another reason, which has been harped on by Dark multiple times in the past, is that charity is a very private and intimate matter. But now that DSP's bankruptcy has become public, it was shown to everyone that piggy never donated in the 6 months he presented as his case for bankruptcy. To weasel his way out of this conundrum, Phil claimed that he "donated to charity at various points in his life" and that it was nobody's fucking business when and how much he donated to said fictional charities.

When one viewer asked why not just hold a charity event for a whole day and bring the community he's helped create together to create some "pahsitvitity" in the world, he insulted that person and said "nobody tells him how to run his fucking business or what to fucking do. Fuck you."

It's unbelievable how toxic this guy is. Most of the questions weren't even asked in bad faith, just why not have a charity event when so many people in the country actually need help. But because of his paranoia, Phil instantly felt under attack and had to defend himself that he does charity but he'll never tell you because he's a very private guy and doesn't like to use his public persona to raise funds for good causes.

What a bonafide piece of shit.

 

[Shirō Ishii]

Another reason, which has been harped on by Dark multiple times in the past, is that charity is a very private and intimate matter. But now that DSP's bankruptcy has become public, it was shown to everyone that piggy never donated in the 6 months he presented as his case for bankruptcy. To weasel his way out of this conundrum, Phil claimed that he "donated to charity at various points in his life" and that it was nobody's fucking business when and how much he donated to said fictional charities.

I can confirm that this piece of shit has never donated anything to ANY charity in his entire life. Unless he donated loose change at McDonald's Charity Box or did a private donation (it's Phil, he'd make it public so he can brag about being a nice guy), then anything he claims to have done is a lie. When I profiled him last year, the site we use, DonorSearch, has no record of him giving to any charity or political campaigns.
EDIT: I just looked him up and here's what turns up.....absolutely nothing

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

Yesterday during the night stream, Phil threw a fucking fit when a few people started cheering and asking for a Marathon Stream Day dedicated to charity.

Dark instantly went into a bitchfit where he insulted, talked down and labeled anybody who would even dare use the concept of charity as a troll and detractor.

Piggy mentioned an event that happened roughly 5 years ago where he attempted to organize a charity event, the latter which ended up being trolled to the high heavens before the event could even take place. Therefore, it's not even worth trying because the mentally ill trolls are just going to ruin a new event anyway.

Another reason, which has been harped on by Dark multiple times in the past, is that charity is a very private and intimate matter. But now that DSP's bankruptcy has become public, it was shown to everyone that piggy never donated in the 6 months he presented as his case for bankruptcy. To weasel his way out of this conundrum, Phil claimed that he "donated to charity at various points in his life" and that it was nobody's fucking business when and how much he donated to said fictional charities.

When one viewer asked why not just hold a charity event for a whole day and bring the community he's helped create together to create some "pahsitvitity" in the world, he insulted that person and said "nobody tells him how to run his fucking business or what to fucking do. Fuck you."

It's unbelievable how toxic this guy is. Most of the questions weren't even asked in bad faith, just why not have a charity event when so many people in the country actually need help. But because of his paranoia, Phil instantly felt under attack and had to defend himself that he does charity but he'll never tell you because he's a very private guy and doesn't like to use his public persona to raise funds for good causes.

What a bonafide piece of shit.

"Charities should be a private activity" is quite literally the one and only hill he has to die on over the topic of "Is Tevin really a bad person?" after the latter's charity stream.
Just goes to show that Phil will choose his own ego and preconceptions over his own viewers, once again. And we also know that nothing pisses Phil off more than money flowing into the wallets of people who are not him.
I'm not normally the kind of person to say "If you like X, you're a Y", but he's such a blatant scumbag that it really takes a fellow scumbag to want to keep donating to him.

 

[Surly Muppet]

Adding to that is the fact that other people (who are sensible, and right) are mocking Phil for reaching a new level of prostitution. Clown Mode used to only refer to his demeanor and what he said, and now it has an outfit. The cowboy hat is his rainbow afro wig, the vest his red honk-nose. Some of that group of people are undoubtedly tipping to see him continue to whore himself out because they're getting a kick out of it.

I thought the most trollish part of Anony's 'commemorative video' was the fact that it really showed the vest for what it was - nothing. It's just the same thing every time it gets hit, and then it's just there, it could be overlayed for any day in any order, and none of it means anything.

The vest streak is serving a side-purpose though. During the bankruptcy, it allowed Phil to maintain a high steady income with no suspicious spikes. He couldn't really hold a fundraiser under scrutiny, but he basically had one that ran for over a month. They paypigs also benefit because they can tag in and out of getting recognition and spread out their $700 tips for maximum attention, versus dropping the dosh and then getting eclipsed by Jeff who was going to tip the full goal amount from the start. It'd be a total Phil move to unveil a new vest for the $10k goal (which is what it actually is), in an attempt to use a celebration to try to generate momentum for more money.

Unrelated: On stream, Phil just commented that Mojang may be changing their name to "Mojang Studios or something dumb like that." You should have given them branding advice. Burnell Productions is such a hot name, nobody is supposed to acknowledge it exists.

 

[Kosher Dill]

When I profiled him last year, the site we use, DonorSearch, has no record of him giving to any charity or political campaigns.

The fact that you can do this is why I don't donate to any charities or political campaigns.

 

[SPhobos]

Papa turning into Darksy's in-game Minecraft slave is really funny

 

[actually]

I can confirm that this piece of shit has never donated anything to ANY charity in his entire life. Unless he donated loose change at McDonald's Charity Box or did a private donation (it's Phil, he'd make it public so he can brag about being a nice guy), then anything he claims to have done is a lie. When I profiled him last year, the site we use, DonorSearch, has no record of him giving to any charity or political campaigns.
EDIT: I just looked him up and here's what turns up.....absolutely nothing

So, he revealed at some point what he actually meant when he said he gave to charity. I can't post a video here because it wasn't on any special occasion, but he specifically mentioned donating at the grocery store. In other words, have you ever had a store ask you if you wanted to donate a dollar or two to some charity (food bank, pet rescue, whatever)? That's what he donates to. And as your thing shows, he's never actually done any significant charitable work, and I'd go so far as to say that his whole "I was going to do a charity event in 2015" story that he's broken out a few times is bullshit as well (big leap, I know). He claims to have had other Youtubers lined up, but he won't name one of them, because he knows that they'll be asked about it and have no idea what he's talking about. He also claims that "DUH TROLLING" is what kept him from doing it, which makes no sense at all. No one is going to seriously troll an actual charitable event, and if they did? You'd get more attention and more money, and you'd look like a fucking champion for sticking it out to raise money for a charity.

 

[leChinkyRaccoon]

I can confirm that this piece of shit has never donated anything to ANY charity in his entire life. Unless he donated loose change at McDonald's Charity Box or did a private donation (it's Phil, he'd make it public so he can brag about being a nice guy), then anything he claims to have done is a lie. When I profiled him last year, the site we use, DonorSearch, has no record of him giving to any charity or political campaigns.
EDIT: I just looked him up and here's what turns up.....absolutely nothing

I know most political donations are but charitable donations would be public? Or do they get their info from other charities sharing information?

 

[Pargon]

So, he revealed at some point what he actually meant when he said he gave to charity. I can't post a video here because it wasn't on any special occasion, but he specifically mentioned donating at the grocery store. In other words, have you ever had a store ask you if you wanted to donate a dollar or two to some charity (food bank, pet rescue, whatever)? That's what he donates to. And as your thing shows, he's never actually done any significant charitable work, and I'd go so far as to say that his whole "I was going to do a charity event in 2015" story that he's broken out a few times is bullshit as well (big leap, I know). He claims to have had other Youtubers lined up, but he won't name one of them, because he knows that they'll be asked about it and have no idea what he's talking about. He also claims that "DUH TROLLING" is what kept him from doing it, which makes no sense at all. No one is going to seriously troll an actual charitable event, and if they did? You'd get more attention and more money, and you'd look like a fucking champion for sticking it out to raise money for a charity.

It's a tired point, but he himself is his own charity, and it's the only one he cares about. Of course, he'll never characterize it out loud, because that kills the narrative of him being John Fuck Henry slaving away all day in the hot sun laying rail or however he imagined himself, but he's made it perfectly clear a thousand times that when he's on stream all eyes should be on him and all con-tributions go one place and one place only.

He's not interested in the problem of the world, he's not interested in people who troll him, and he's not interested in what his fans think or feel. He's not even interested in news that affects the industries he relies on to get money. It's just the United States of Phil.

E pluribus eunuch.

 

[LiquidCancer]

In his entire 11 year legacy the only thing he's ever given his fans was empty game boxes and signed business cards. How anyone would believe he has ever donated even a dollar to charity is beyond me.

 

[Shirō Ishii]

I know most political donations are but charitable donations would be public? Or do they get their info from other charities sharing information?

This is all public information. Donations which are done privately or anonymously DOES NOT show up here neither do auction events to raise money for Cancer or the like. DonorSearch's info comes mostly from annual reports released by nonprofits each year. So if Phil were to make a donation towards "Helping people who have Gout" this year, then that information won't show up on the website until next year when that nonprofit lists their annual reports.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

In one of the old Connecticut condo tours, Phil shows some video game bead art on his refrigerator. He said ScrewAttack was running a charity fundraiser and he bought a bunch of video game related junk.

Phil thinks buying toys for himself where the profits go to charity is legitimate charitable work. They are similar, but it's not the same as giving your money to a good cause and asking nothing in return.

Also, do I believe Phil was going to do a charity event of his own? Yes, I believe it 100%. Just like he was going to do a Project7 reboot, he was going to make a Google help desk sketch comedy show, he was going to go to conventions, and he was going to network with other content creators on the west coast.

Phil is well known for not fulfilling his promises. He is know for putting in the least amount of effort. He is know for procrastinating until the last minute to get anything done.