ForeverKailyn / SincerelyKailyn / kmwbeauty / Kailyn Marie Hughes/Wilcher - Hey Guyths!

It begins...

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The ''30'' tiara is giving me flashbacks of the tiara she wore for her 21st birthday in the PGE (pre-Gracie-era). Oh the days.. how they've slipped by.


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I know it's been nine years but god dammit, she's aged so badly. She at least used to have nice skin...
She had a Mother to Be crown for her baby shower as well.
 
I swear I've seen children make lesser deals out of their birthday than kailyn.

Hell, has Gracie...the small child, ever gotten a birthday crown and gifts that don't look like they were purchased so kailyn can play with them too?

No, not that I've known of.

She had a Mother to Be crown for her baby shower as well.

The only people who buy those stupid crowns for special events/birthdays are:

A) the most basic white bitches to ever basic white bitch.

B) Under twelve.

C) Or have the mental facility of a nine year old.

I honest to God hate those fugly things.
 
No, not that I've known of.



The only people who buy those stupid crowns for special events/birthdays are:

A) the most basic white bitches to ever basic white bitch.

B) Under twelve.

C) Or have the mental facility of a nine year old.

I honest to God hate those fugly things.


Well, you're in luck my fellow Kiwi! This bulbous tumor stuck to society's asshole literally checks every box. Granted, she's only under 12 mentally but I think we can add an addendum for that one. The rest fits perfectly, unlike that abomination of a curtain she calls a dress.

How many sweatshop factory workers had to lose fingers just for her to visually assault us? How is that thing not ripped to shreds? What kinda material is that strong? I have so many questions.

I thought she couldn't get uglier and then she got a 4k phone. What did we do to deserve this? You could build ecosystems in her pores.
 
I can’t get over the excitement in her face, IDS MY BURTHDAY GUYTH, like I get it some people really enjoy their bday, I’m not one of them, anyways, what is she celebrating?? Being 30 and not have accomplished SHIT in her life? Besides giving birth to a neglected child.. like someone said it her self awareness is nonexistent, and probably won’t ever exist
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Jesus. And those chunks of dandruff to top it all off.
Her face always confuses me. I feel like it "could" be pleasant and individually each feature would look okay or cute but she just looks so DEAD and misshapen, it's like god got lazy last minute on the potters wheel . I don't follow her drama at all but she has the empty eyed gaze of a fish. It is bizarre.
 
Her face always confuses me. I feel like it "could" be pleasant and individually each feature would look okay or cute but she just looks so DEAD and misshapen, it's like god got lazy last minute on the potters wheel . I don't follow her drama at all but she has the empty eyed gaze of a fish. It is bizarre.

Take a closer look at the asymmetrical eyes, pig snout, droopy lower lip, and hillbilly teeth. Do those seem pleasant even on a semi-attractive person to you?
 
Take a closer look at the asymmetrical eyes, pig snout, droopy lower lip, and hillbilly teeth. Do those seem pleasant even on a semi-attractive person to you?
She has a toothy smile, while not my thing isn't a turn off for some. Braces and maybe some filing/shaping of those two front teeth would help but as far as having naturally odd teeth she doesn't have the worse ever. Everyone is a little bit asymmetrical, her nose looks fine to me and I never noticed her bottom lip. I just can't describe it .... Everything you pointed out is a nitpick that could be forgotten on a normal face but somehow Kailyn looks just so OFF.
 
She has a toothy smile, while not my thing isn't a turn off for some. Braces and maybe some filing/shaping of those two front teeth would help but as far as having naturally odd teeth she doesn't have the worse ever. Everyone is a little bit asymmetrical, her nose looks fine to me and I never noticed her bottom lip. I just can't describe it .... Everything you pointed out is a nitpick that could be forgotten on a normal face but somehow Kailyn looks just so OFF.

Key word her being bit. Kailyn's eyes are noticeably bigger sizes from one another and she did have braces before but due to her lack of basic hygiene (including oral) we got that. All of those features could be pointed out even on a normal looking person due to how odd it looks on an otherwise normal face.

Back on topic: kai is gross, ugly, and stupid and is 30 but still acts like she's 10 and I would not bed her.
 
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I’m on week 9 of being in quarantine and never thought I’d see the day where I genuinely looked forward to her birthday, but yet, here we are.
Disappointed in the lack of content though so here’s a few gems I’ve collected over the last few days. Okay so they’re all from today except the Cheesecake Factory one but whatever. Like... that’s a throwback. For her. A completely normal, common human event is worthy of a throwback for her. Yikes.

the closeup one was just to exhibit her grossness up close and personal. This is her in all her gross glory. Her birthday is May eighteenf!

and then the rest are just... Kai, listen. You bought decorations, you have a punch dispenser, and are pretty much throwing an all out bash for you, dad, mama w, and grandma w. Let’s be real, Gracie is probably locked up in her room because it’s MY birthday and if Gracie wants cake she can get her own!!
And the last one is her sterling silver $9 necklace her whole family pitched in for.
Yikes is right.
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