Furry Art Freak Show - From ungodly eyesores to nauseating masterpieces

[Reynard]

My best guess is that Tobyart was at Walmart or Target and saw a Twilight Sparkle toy next to a copy of Candyland and one of those poop emoji plushies. Also he was high on angel dust.

Considering half the toys for boys and girls these days are about pooping slime I kinda see what you mean. Those toys are gonna normalize scat fetishes one day. I’m calling it now.

 

[FluffyTehFennekin]

Considering half the toys for boys and girls these days are about pooping slime I kinda see what you mean. Those toys are gonna normalize scat fetishes one day. I’m calling it now.

Yeah, they’re called “Poopsie the Unicorn” I think. They also have llamas and other animals.
I‘ve seen them, they’re freakin’ weird.

 

[Reynard]

Yeah, they’re called “Poopsie the Unicorn” I think. They also have llamas and other animals.
I‘ve seen them, they’re freakin’ weird.

We used to sell poop slimes when I worked at a dollar store. We also had "unicorn poop" which was colored marshmallow candy shaped like a poop emoji. I swear kids are gonna have scat fetishes when they grow up.

 

[Valstrax]

We used to sell poop slimes when I worked at a dollar store. We also had "unicorn poop" which was colored marshmallow candy shaped like a poop emoji. I swear kids are gonna have scat fetishes when they grow up.

Don't tell me there's porn of the shit toys. Don't tell me there's porn of the shit toys. If there is I swear to god.

 

[FluffyTehFennekin]

Don't tell me there's porn of the shit toys. Don't tell me there's porn of the shit toys. If there is I swear to god.

Hopefully there isn’t. Though the fact you brought that makes me question your current mental state.
Also why are poo emojis so popular anyways?

 

[Valstrax]

Hopefully there isn’t. Though the fact you brought that makes me question your current mental state.
Also why are poo emojis so popular anyways?

Shit fascination.

 

[Monolith]

Don't tell me there's porn of the shit toys. Don't tell me there's porn of the shit toys. If there is I swear to god.

Rule 34. No exceptions.

That being said, I checked the rule 34 site and that was an exception. Gotta make it myself now...

Spoiler: Technically NSFW but I cranked it out in 2 minutes using MS Paint

 

[Vampirella]

Considering half the toys for boys and girls these days are about pooping slime I kinda see what you mean. Those toys are gonna normalize scat fetishes one day. I’m calling it now.

And as a kid I thought the baby doll that wet itself was weird. How much you want a bet it's not kids that are buying these toys.

 

[Reynard]

And as a kid I thought the baby doll that wet itself was weird. How much you want a bet it's not kids that are buying these toys.

I at least get the point of those, as it’s to simulate taking care of a child. These new ones exist for scat fetishists and other sickos.

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

We used to sell poop slimes when I worked at a dollar store. We also had "unicorn poop" which was colored marshmallow candy shaped like a poop emoji. I swear kids are gonna have scat fetishes when they grow up.

I'll push back against that last point for one particular reason. Children are by definition immature and are very often fascinated with gross things.

Poop is included in this fascination. It's usually driven into kids at a very young age that they should not play with poop, and adults find poop disgusting enough that the kids learn not to talk about poop around adults. But they still talk about butts, farts, poops, toilets, diapers, sticky things, slimy things, stinky things, dead rats, creepy crawlies, killing Barney, and so on to each other all the time as long as they think the grown-ups aren't listening and/or aren't about to shut them up. Kids are generally gross. Juvenile humor is, in a word, juvenile.

The natural progression of things is for kids to grow out of this. Poop stops being funny, as does everything else that kids giggle wildly about behind adults' backs. Girls stop having cooties too, and so forth. It's normal.

Granted, I'm talking about the ideal scenario. The non-ideal scenario is that kids grow into adults who still find poop funny, and thus become the scourge of public restrooms nationwide. The extremely non-ideal scenario is that these kids grow into adults who find poop to be sexy, and thus become furries. These people will always exist, due to how evolution and natural selection works. (Pedophiles will always exist for the same reason, which makes them no less abhorrent -- remember, even Jesus said that kiddie-fiddlers should be weighted down with rocks and sunk in the sea.)

So when I see companies selling lolpoopie stuff to kids, I don't worry too terribly much. Dumb marketers are dumb marketers.

 

[deermeat]

So there's this Babyfur on DA who draws AND commissions nothing but children being children and kids getting their asses spanked- human or not.

Spoiler: stuff

They are an adult male, in case you were wondering. Been on DA for 12 years.

 

[FluffyTehFennekin]

So there's this Babyfur on DA who draws AND commissions nothing but children being children and kids getting their asses spanked- human or not.

Spoiler: stuff

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They are an adult male, in case you were wondering. Been on DA for 12 years.

Looks likes something out of a demented children’s book.

 

[1-800]

So there's this Babyfur on DA who draws AND commissions nothing but children being children and kids getting their asses spanked- human or not.

Spoiler: stuff

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They are an adult male, in case you were wondering. Been on DA for 12 years.

Imagine drawing this stuff for a living.

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

Imagine drawing this stuff for a living.

You don't need to imagine. Comic book writers and artists are infamous for being sorta fucked up.

Things like this happened all the fucking time in Silver Age comics.

 

[Witthel]

Here's yet another dump.

Spoiler

The people in this thread were right when they said that the "what has science done' tag on E621 is a good source of disgusting and depraved shit.

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

Here's yet another dump.

Spoiler

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The people in this thread were right when they said that the "what has science done' tag on E621 is a good source of disgusting and depraved shit.

Its torso has penises, its balls have penises, and its penises have penises.

 

[Francis E. Dec Esc.]

Its torso has penises, its balls have penises, and its penises have penises.

There's actually a whole community built around those mutant dick things. They're called 'living gasm drives'.

 

[YayLasagna]

There's actually a whole community built around those mutant dick things. They're called 'living gasm drives'.

Eh, close. The Living Gasm Drives are a concept by an artist called DarkNekogami, who despite making them doesn't really draw all that out there stuff anymore, or even them much either. Basically you need herms with big features and dicks on the tail and shit.

These here are just dicks for the sake of dicks.
I wish I could unknow these things.

 

[SIGSEGV]

There's actually a whole community built around those mutant dick things. They're called 'living gasm drives'.

I had a very difficult time choosing whether to give this post a deviant or an informative rating.

 

[Witthel]

I wish I could unknow these things.

At least you have all of us to suffer along with you.