Careercow Andrew Dobson (aka Tom Preston)

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Now he's getting angry at phrases he misread:
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"internet terrorism"

....Dobson, you give MovieBob back his argument this fucking minute.

Actually, wait. That brings up a good question. Does anyone else find it humorous that Dobson is literally incapable of crafting his own arguments or ideas? It's not enough for him to be a mediocre artist, not enough for him to want to fuck Wu, he has to be completely unable to formulate his own thoughts or feelings.
 
....Dobson, you give MovieBob back his argument this fucking minute.

Actually, wait. That brings up a good question. Does anyone else find it humorous that Dobson is literally incapable of crafting his own arguments or ideas? It's not enough for him to be a mediocre artist, not enough for him to want to fuck Wu, he has to be completely unable to formulate his own thoughts or feelings.

He'll say or do whatever he thinks is the popular opinion in the Socjus crowd, even if he has to contradict himself in the process. Im pretty sure he'll even wait until he sees what the popular SJW viewpoint on a topic is before even commenting.
 
....Dobson, you give MovieBob back his argument this fucking minute.

Actually, wait. That brings up a good question. Does anyone else find it humorous that Dobson is literally incapable of crafting his own arguments or ideas? It's not enough for him to be a mediocre artist, not enough for him to want to fuck Wu, he has to be completely unable to formulate his own thoughts or feelings.

If he tries to establish his own independent opinions and viewpoints, he risks straying from the SJW groupthink that earns him his asspats, and worse yet, that sort of risk invites the possibility of criticism. Criticism is like Dobbo's Kryptonite.
 
He'll say or do whatever he thinks is the popular opinion in the Socjus crowd, even if he has to contradict himself in the process. Im pretty sure he'll even wait until he sees what the popular SJW viewpoint on a topic is before even commenting.
But that hasn't done shit for him. He's still not doing anything.
 
What credentials could he possibly put up to earn that sort of position.

"Here's some cartoons I doodled about how much I hate being a cartoonist. And at the bottom here, you can see my favorite retweets."
I find myself imagining if he somehow conned his way into a job.

"And here is where I've shoehorned in a lesbian couple who you can tell are lesbians because they preface their verbs with 'Lesbian.' REPRESENTATION MATTERS."
 
The honest SU fan just can't get a break these days. Now in addition to the Tumblr fandom's retardation, we now have to deal with Dobby attempting to poison the show with his utter lack of any wit or creativity. It's a good thing that it's more likely for the entire cast of Friends to be struck by lightning and hit on the head by small asteroids in the same day than for Dobby to get hired.
 
Oh my, if he did get hired it'd probably be a short yet... interesting one.
"Well why can't we have Garnet come apart so Ruby and Sapphire can make out and anger those dudebros"
"Dobson. This is a fight scene. They need to be Garnet."
"Well what about with Connie then?"
"She's just a kid, Dobson!"

Then he actually (sorta) gets back to work grumbling about heteronormitivity and promising to whine to Wu about it on twitter...
 
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