US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
Nah, they'll bring it back the next time Trump has a nomination they dislike with zero self awareness.

Damn it, I don't think I can deal with watching another straight-laced family man getting dragged through the streets of the media along with his family again because of a woman who purports to have the memory power of Joe Biden when it comes to her alleged sexual assault at the hands of said family man.
 
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She spends 90% of the article bitching about the word "all" be included. Because "believe women" and "believe all women" clearly don't mean the exact same fucking thing or anything...
Some women aren't women (Tara Reade), just like some black people aren't black (Kanye West) and some gay people aren't gay (Peter Thiel).
 
Biden's virtual campaign speech repeatedly interrupted by geese
By Aris Folley- 05/18/20 04:14 PM EDT

Former Vice President Joe Biden, the presumptive Democratic presidential nominee, was met with repeated interruptions during his virtual campaign speech on Monday even as he delivered it from the comforts of his own Delaware residence.
While delivering remarks during his campaign event outside on Monday afternoon, Biden was interrupted multiple times by repeated honking from Canada geese at a pond located on the other side of his residence.
Biden had been addressing the Asian American and Pacific Islanders (AAPI) Victory Fund during a live-streamed speech in which he knocked President Trump and accused him of fanning flames of “hate, fear and xenophobia” toward Asian Americans amid the COVID-19 pandemic.

“The pandemic has unleashed familiar forces of hate, fear and xenophobia that he always flames … that have always existed in this society,” Biden said. “But this president brought it with him, has brought with it a new rash of racial messages, verbal and physical attacks and other acts of hate, some subtle, some overt, against the Asian American and Pacific Islanders.”
But his fiery remarks apparently made no difference to the geese just outside his house, as they continued to squawk throughout his speech on Monday.

At one point, Biden even took a moment to address the honking during the virtual event.
“You're going to hear, there's a pond on the other side of my property here. A lot of Canadian geese. If you hear them honking away, they're cheering, that's what they're about,” Biden said.
The distraction by the geese did not go unnoticed by Twitter.
Joe Biden’s remarks are interrupted repeatedly by aggressive geese in the background, who are honking loudly over him. It’s the closest thing to a protest he’s faced in months, when antagonists interrupted his events and Jill Biden blocked their path and guided them offstage.
— Matt Viser (@mviser) May 18, 2020
A few distractions as Biden speaks: Canadian geese honking, birds chirping, iPhone ringing, Secret Service agent standing in the background. pic.twitter.com/yjOGSbQX8o
— Jennifer Epstein (@jeneps) May 18, 2020
Biden's livestream with AAPI Victory Fund has been interrupted by the Canadian geese that gather on his property. Biden warned this might happen and keeps talking over their honking.
— Lauren Gambino (@laurenegambino) May 18, 2020
However, this is not the first time Biden's feathered neighbors have made a ruckus amid live-streamed remarks from the presumptive Democratic presidential nominee during the COVID-19 outbreak.
During a virtual roundtable on the effect of the pandemic earlier this month, Biden was met with interruptions again from the geese. However, at the time, he joked the squawking birds were "trying to get away from the virus."
Biden jokes that the Canadian geese honking VERY LOUDLY in his pond "are trying to get away from the virus." pic.twitter.com/HNBSwub8Eu
— Gregg Jarrett (@GreggJarrett) May 16, 2020
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Not sure if I mentioned this before but from the Tara Reade allegations to Stacy Abrams' "shoo-in" for the Biden VP, the Democratic Party is basically confirming the prejudices that many Americans have towards women or minorities.

Look at Stacy Abrams. Loud, abrasive, unhealthy and Black. A sheer stereotype of Black women personified for people to see upfront.

Tara Reade: basically riding the coattails of the Kavangah allegations from #MeToo. Only to have it blow up in their faces as soon as election year approaches. If THAT'S not a coincidence, I'm not sure what is. I legitimately believe Biden has dementia, the poor guy cannot recall anything. The centrist attitude may have worked four years ago, but we're so far off uncanny valley, it doesn't even matter.

Do I believe Tara Reade? I don't know and I don't care. The moral grandstanding from both sides is frankly disgusting. As soon as the dust settles, Tara Reade will be nothing more than a mention of how the MeToo movement collapsed on itself.

Between Trump's economy faltering because of COVID-19, ObamaGate, and this Tara Reade scandal, the United States of America has a LOT TO ANSWER about their current state of politics. Its comeuppance will come soon enough. Just keep doing what you're doing.
 
Okay seriously has Biden even left his basement for the past two months?
Pretty soon he won't need to leave his basement at all.
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Biden's virtual campaign speech repeatedly interrupted by geese
By Aris Folley- 05/18/20 04:14 PM EDT

Former Vice President Joe Biden, the presumptive Democratic presidential nominee, was met with repeated interruptions during his virtual campaign speech on Monday even as he delivered it from the comforts of his own Delaware residence.
While delivering remarks during his campaign event outside on Monday afternoon, Biden was interrupted multiple times by repeated honking from Canada geese at a pond located on the other side of his residence.
Biden had been addressing the Asian American and Pacific Islanders (AAPI) Victory Fund during a live-streamed speech in which he knocked President Trump and accused him of fanning flames of “hate, fear and xenophobia” toward Asian Americans amid the COVID-19 pandemic.

“The pandemic has unleashed familiar forces of hate, fear and xenophobia that he always flames … that have always existed in this society,” Biden said. “But this president brought it with him, has brought with it a new rash of racial messages, verbal and physical attacks and other acts of hate, some subtle, some overt, against the Asian American and Pacific Islanders.”
But his fiery remarks apparently made no difference to the geese just outside his house, as they continued to squawk throughout his speech on Monday.

At one point, Biden even took a moment to address the honking during the virtual event.
“You're going to hear, there's a pond on the other side of my property here. A lot of Canadian geese. If you hear them honking away, they're cheering, that's what they're about,” Biden said.
The distraction by the geese did not go unnoticed by Twitter.



However, this is not the first time Biden's feathered neighbors have made a ruckus amid live-streamed remarks from the presumptive Democratic presidential nominee during the COVID-19 outbreak.
During a virtual roundtable on the effect of the pandemic earlier this month, Biden was met with interruptions again from the geese. However, at the time, he joked the squawking birds were "trying to get away from the virus."

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Honk Honk

Biden on being sworn in.

https://youtu.be/4wmMIFCN1yU

Only with hair sniffing.
 
Some women aren't women (Tara Reade), just like some black people aren't black (Kanye West) and some gay people aren't gay (Peter Thiel).
The infuriating thing about all this is that when the next public figure to the right of Mao gets accused of inappropriate conduct, the left will absolutely and without any self-awareness, shame or even a brief moment of hesitation go right back to everything being rape and all accusations are guilty convictions. It would be nice to think that now they've decided that not every woman needs to be believe, and not until everything has been meticulously picked over, then we can stick to that standard, but we all know they will flip flop as soon as it benefits them.
 
A deputy of Verkovnaya Rada (the Ukrainean parliament) named Andrey Derkach published a recorded conversation between the former Ukrainean president Poroshenko and Mr. Biden that happened in March 2016.

According to it, Mr. Biden offered 1 billion dollars to Poroshenko if he stopped investigation into Burisma (the oil company hosting Biden's son as a board member) and fired Viktor Shokin (the prosecutor dealing with the case).

Shokin was fired 4 days after the conversation.

(shitty link to Russian fake news site)
 
What is with this cringe 1950s boomer tier shit. This is proof he still living in the wrong era.



Less than a week after he said he was “really resisting” giving President Trump a nickname, it appears Joe Biden’s changed his mind.

The former vice president and presumptive Democratic nominee revealed on Monday that he’s calling Trump “President Tweety.”

Arguing that the president’s been slow to get federal relief aid to the American workers and businesses hurt by the shutdown of much of the nation’s economy the past two months to slow the coronavirus pandemic, Biden noted, “Trump is out there tweeting again this morning. I call him President Tweety. Reopen the country, end of quote.”

Biden, addressing the Asian American and Pacific Islander (AAPI) Victory Fund’s progressive summit, added, “How are we supposed to do that if you're sitting on the money small businesses need in order to stay alive? Stop tweeting about it. Get the money out to Main Street now. It’s there. It’s been passed.”

The president’s famously known for his voracious tweeting habits at all hours of the day and night.

The president’s long called Biden "Sleepy Joe" in an attempt to raise doubts about his opponent’s physical condition and fitness for office.

Biden, in an interview with Snapchat that was posted last week in Vanity Fair, said that “Trump is a master at laying nicknames on people,” but added that, “I can hardly wait to get onto the stage with Donald Trump.”

The former vice president stressed that “in terms of energy ... I don't have any problem comparing my energy level to Donald Trump.” And he added that “I'm really resisting giving a nickname to” the president.
 
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