Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

AprilRains said:
You don't field strip a deer. You field dress a deer. You field strip a gun.

John, you fake fucking redneck.
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Also, LOL at the idea of John hitting anything, including a barn, with a rifle at 200 yards.

Next Task said:
John's Twitter bio lists him as a former candidate for his seat. Because adding the words 'Democratic Primary' would be truthful, but sound less important, so why bother? Easier to just reinforce in everyone's mind exactly how little knowledge, influence or savvy you need to run for congress than point out the Wendigo of Dedham couldn't even manage to get to that point.
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John's statement is more than misleading; it's an outright lie. To be a candidate for a House seat, your name has to be on the general election ballot or you have to run a credible write-in campaign. John was never anything more than a primary candidate for the Democratic spot on the ballot, something anyone who's not a convicted felon could accomplish. (OK, OK, any non-felon with a Celestial pay pig to hire a company to gather the necessary signatures.)
 
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Next Task said:
John's Twitter bio lists him as a former candidate for his seat. Because adding the words 'Democratic Primary' would be truthful, but sound less important, so why bother? Easier to just reinforce in everyone's mind exactly how little knowledge, influence or savvy you need to run for congress than point out the Wendigo of Dedham couldn't even manage to get to that point.
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Think of the tens of thousands of lives Wu saved by dropping out of the race.
 
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hell is other robots said:
Maybe she wants to fuck the deer or be fucked by the deer?

fake edit: now I'm having flash back to twitch advisory deer person getting petted. I'm now feeling violently ill.
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So this is why John stanned for that freak show on Twitter - he wants some hot tranny on deer action.
 
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Peace and Harmony said:
The reason is ni,ggers.

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Setting aside "field strip a deer," it's hilarious that John claims he can do any of these. Furthermore, it's hilarious that he thinks that all you have to do is be born in the South and you automatically gain perfect post-apocalyptic survival skills. From personal experience, there are plenty of people in the South that don't know how to do any of that. A lot do, but a lot don't. I'd say you have a better chance of finding the average person equipped for a post-apocalyptic scenario out west (not Pacific states west, Rockies west).

But going down the list:
  • I'm sorry, "field strip a deer" is too fucking funny. But once again setting that aside, could you actually imagine fat teenager John on a hunting trip? He grew up a child of privilege, and while his dad had a military background, I'm sure that none of that got passed down to John.
  • I don't think it's all that hard to "fully disasemble [sic] a Glock." Hell, I could even see John doing that. I'd be more impressed if he could put it back together.
  • Considering the mountains of evidence of his automotive failures, yeah, no, he's never rebuilding an engine.
  • And for someone who's consistently anti-gun, it's surprising he'd brag about such marksmanship. Of course, we'd probably have seen some kind of evidence of his ever going to a shooting range if it were true, but it's not, so there you go.
John had better pray an apocalypse never happens. He'd be dead in the first wave, guaranteed.
 
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Next Task said:
John, it was always 'believe all women'. Know how we know? Because every single time an accusation was made, every single time, anyone who expressed a moment of doubt was loudly attacked and publicly flayed for doubting them. Blasey Ford and the several others with her are the prime example, but every accusation, from years before #metoo because it includes times like the Rolling Stone fake rape story, was demanded to be treated as true or you were raping the victim again with even a smidge of doubt.

Trying to claim otherwise is actually another popular SJW accusation - gaslighting.
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I usually check wikipedia when these things happen.

Look at that flurry of editing that's been happening over the last 30 days.
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It's also a sly move to pretend that it was something that didn't exist before 2018 when someone took out an ad that said "believe women" and that ad, a promotional stunt paid for by a company running a dating app, became the de facto definition.

Here's a collection of alt-right shills, including Wu's buddy Katherine Clark.
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If #BelieveAllWomen always was incorrect why didn't anyone correct these people?
 
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Peace and Harmony said:
Guess does deep-fried burgers didn't fill you up enough huh. Say what happened to them anyway?

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Ooh yeah guys remember all those Mario and Zelda and Animal Crossing characters that were basically indistinguishable from Romanian prostitutes? the fuck.

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Interesting point he does make is the larping as a male deer. :story:
 
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Festivus said:
I have a feeling that John might get some not-so-serious inquiries and job offers in the coming weeks. Unemployed John would be an interesting new arc at least.
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Someone should say they have a new cryptozoology startup and would love for an actual Wendigo tissue sample.
 
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I have a feeling old Johhny boy might get a few offers from twitter tards. But anyone that got far enough to sit down with him for 5 mins would know he is so very full of shit n just have security escort him out.
 
John Flynts Axe Wound said:
Someone should say they have a new cryptozoology startup and would love for an actual Wendigo tissue sample.
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Wendigo? Well, in case you didn't know, John grew up in Mississippi. It was common prank to find a Wendigo stranded on the highway, rebuild their car's motor then send them on their way. John would give them about 200 yards and drop them with a rifle.
John would then field strip (John was offended b/c wendigos dress like sex workers) them and take the carcass home to turn into slug burgers.
 
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Peace and Harmony said:
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"You want my resume and two references? DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM?" *throws iPad*
"Of course I've got 3 years experience writing Go. I use it in zbrush passes to flash the BIOS."

Wouldn't someone who is really good at raising money have actually raised some money? Wu's fundraising totals were pathetic, and she had a full time "finance manager" to help. Both Mohammed Dar and Robbie Goldstein were better at raising money, just because they had friends who were willing to donate. Also, if she's "burnt out" by 3 years sitting on the couch eating snacky cakes and playing playstation, how was she going to manage being a congresswuman?
 
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