US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
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the fall of man said:
Q dropped the link to supposed leaks of Biden pressuring Poroshenko; I saw the news linked last page but here’s the youtube channel to verify: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCy5CvZAyn7skY1OCrg0VcYw

I’m on mobile now but I can try to archive later
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Wait, what? Is this new stuff? Not Biden bragging about doing it? Is it related to that Russian news article that came out a few pages back?

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Oh, holy shit. It's even more blatant.


They have a website.

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Well, if Biden wasn't done after bragging about doing it in public, on camera, this won't take him out either, but still. Wow.
 
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"Yeah, but he's not as bad as evil Drumpf who said to just grab 'em by the pussy and literally raped countless women reeeeee" seriously, I wanna see what mental backflip the Dems will do with this.

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The article is boring but the picture it leads with is fucking amazing.
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You know he's a creepy fucker when even the jail-hardened and thoug-as-nails bikers are visibly creeped out by him.
 
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Joe is so tragic. Uncomfortable to witness. Why why whyyyyyyy not another Dem?
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Who seriously is in charge of the dems. Anger against them aside, who is sitting in the commander's seat looking at this and saying, "Yep, right course of action." If this is how they are handling 2020, can you imagine how they'd handle things like your child's education and your healthcare... wait... uh... huh.

Also Joe definition. "lovely" women = Just had their 8th birthday.
 
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"Yeah, but he's not as bad as evil Drumpf who said to just grab 'em by the pussy and literally raped countless women reeeeee" seriously, I wanna see what mental backflip the Dems will do with this.
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There's already news sites saying that "believe women" is a right wing phrase now because all of a sudden #MeToo tier allegations are hitting a chosen presidential candidate instead of Trump or a bunch of washed up actors.
 
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What is with this cringe 1950s boomer tier shit. This is proof he still living in the wrong era.



Less than a week after he said he was “really resisting” giving President Trump a nickname, it appears Joe Biden’s changed his mind.

The former vice president and presumptive Democratic nominee revealed on Monday that he’s calling Trump “President Tweety.”

Arguing that the president’s been slow to get federal relief aid to the American workers and businesses hurt by the shutdown of much of the nation’s economy the past two months to slow the coronavirus pandemic, Biden noted, “Trump is out there tweeting again this morning. I call him President Tweety. Reopen the country, end of quote.”

Biden, addressing the Asian American and Pacific Islander (AAPI) Victory Fund’s progressive summit, added, “How are we supposed to do that if you're sitting on the money small businesses need in order to stay alive? Stop tweeting about it. Get the money out to Main Street now. It’s there. It’s been passed.”

The president’s famously known for his voracious tweeting habits at all hours of the day and night.

The president’s long called Biden "Sleepy Joe" in an attempt to raise doubts about his opponent’s physical condition and fitness for office.

Biden, in an interview with Snapchat that was posted last week in Vanity Fair, said that “Trump is a master at laying nicknames on people,” but added that, “I can hardly wait to get onto the stage with Donald Trump.”

The former vice president stressed that “in terms of energy ... I don't have any problem comparing my energy level to Donald Trump.” And he added that “I'm really resisting giving a nickname to” the president.
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Is President Tweet supposed to be an insult? Dude was awesome in those cartoons.

“in terms of energy ... I don't have any problem comparing my energy level to Donald Trump.”
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Just because you won't have a problem doesn't mean it's an accurate comparison.
A more accurate comparison would be a brain damaged sloth with heat stroke and dangerous amounts of steroids and beer.
 
Is there any sort of smoking gun here? If he doesn't mention Burisma or the investigation into Kolomoisky or other CIA assets, then it's not provably different from regular diplomacy.
 
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Two more. Most of the others I downloaded with youtube-dl encoded as MKV, so they aren't showing as available attachments in the "Attach files" dialog.
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Use youtube-dl -F to see what formats are webm and then use youtube-dl -f *yt link* video#+audio#. Make sure they're listed as webm, since I think the site will only allow webm video uploads.

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youtube-dl -if 248+251 https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLn3-ACdXwit75onL_oqCYpLImGga-WPJi
 
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