Don't you know that SKREEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOONK is just Godzilla for "I love you and want it in the butt"?
"Bidibidibidi" roughly translates to "Let's make babies".
Probably gonna be the last update for a while (like hoping for at least a month, but lol shipping soldiers never sleep). Was mostly waiting for Shadowblade217 to make a return to give his final(?) thoughts on the matter, and now he has. He claims the two-shot helps cleared things up for him in terms of Rodan's character and bringing closure, but then like clockwork still goes on to bitch about how sexually-charged he is as a MALE like that's his only character trait.
Shadowblade must have a shitty memory or something because he totally
did notice, but his mind fizzled out over the sex cutaway that made up his whole rant in his
first review. Literally the same thing he whined about then was always present there, but that fic's narrative didn't call for a full scene, of which he totally would've had the same problems with to virtue signal over. Also don't know who he's trying to fool here, he's never shipped the two to begin with because he hates Rodan's guts, he was always open about that.
Thought I should mention in aside that he has a small "
anti-reylo" tag on his Tumblr (think there's more posts, tags are sparse it looks like), and this post I think encapsulates how he personally views Rodan here (probably thinks he's the
Kylo Ren of kaiju):
He continues to be unhelpful about the warring in the comments because constantly bringing attention to it while wearing your hateboner on your sleeve will totally stop it from happening.
It's one thing to be confused as hell about where all these strange people are coming from (some of them probably never bother to read these reviews for all I know), but then it's another to act holier-than-thou over their behavior no matter how shitty.
FrostyTeddyBear5 gives more unhelpful thoughts by tooting their own "I knew it!" horn in everyone's faces.
This isn't going to be the last time they talk about this.
So I think the dumpster fire
here is going to sizzle down until something comes up again later down the line, but the anti-shipper stance in calling out past behavior I don't think is going to stop future flare ups from happening. Frosty there is right to be sad that the fandom bullshit has hit the shores of the kaiju fandom (although elitism has been a long-time problem from what I've been told and have started seeing in like at Godzilla-Movies.com), but this is still self-contained to this corner as far as I can tell. Only time will tell when the fire'll spread out to social media and be a lost cause.
As the saying goes:
History shows again and again how Nature shipping points up the folly of man.