Ethan Klein / h3h3Productions - Opportunistic, two-faced e-celeb sperg with a penchant for hypocrisy and an Oedipus complex; sold out to Susan Wojcicki, the incompetent CEO of YouTube

Who would win in a fight?

  • Ethan Klein

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  • Sam Hyde

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Ethan is always so desperate to come across as a good-natured, wholesome arbiter of Peace and Justice™ on the internet. I can't stand this kind of shit, it's so transparently self-serving. As if Ethan would give even half a fuck about this guy Tony if it didn't benefit him in some way. And don't get me wrong, Keem is a piece of shit too but at least he's upfront about it
 
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Diabolical diabetic said:
Ethan should know this, Ian did a content cop on him and it changed nothing years later Keem is still doing the same shit he ever did while Ian hunts squirrels in his backyard, so why the fuck is Ethan doing a keemstar exposed video in 2020? Ethan what the fuck are you doing
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When Ethan had idubbz on his podcast, the same one where he reveled in saying nigger faggot like 20 fucking times, he mentioned he didn't do videos on keem and leafy due to possible backlash. This is why he liked idubbz's videos since he was willing to stick his neck out when no one else didn't. At the time I believe idubbz was "punching up" as fags like to say as his channel was smaller than keem's and leafy's. Ethan must now think he has enough of a fanbase to endure getting into the mud with keemstar.

Also it should be noted that h3h3 put out a video "exposing" leafy before idubbz did the content cop. They deleted that video since it backfired for several reasons. Primarily that h3h3 was also going behind people's back sucking up to people when convienent and then acting superior to them. And that he was guilty of the same shit he chastising leafy for like doing videos on kids. During his podcast he mentions he regrets that he shat out a video quickly without giving too much thought. I think taking 4 years to do a video on Keemstar is too long though. Ethan must've gotten wind of how much money keem was getting from gfuel and couldn't let some goy earn more money than him.
 
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DeusVult said:
I've stumbled upon this, enjoy:

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Great video, whats the eta on Ethan flagging it down?

Never seen anything by this guy but kept thinking he seems familiar. Then I clocked it, I think his mannerisms remind me of a young skinny Jim Gaffigan.
 
Stasi said:
Great video, whats the eta on Ethan flagging it down?

Never seen anything by this guy but kept thinking he seems familiar. Then I clocked it, I think his mannerisms remind me of a young skinny Jim Gaffigan.
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He also somewhat reminded me of General Sam to a certain extent.

So how do you archive YouTube videos most easily? I am pretty sure this shits getting flagged soon, as Ethan flagged that really long content deputy one, which wasn't nearly as funny as this one.
 
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Festivus said:
Is there any universe in which we could get these two in a boxing ring? I'd much rather watch that then a kayfabe Logan Paul fight. Ethan is younger than Keem and he's got the size advantage for sure (because Keem's a fucking gnome) but I think Keem would still beat that dude senseless.
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It would have to be a catch weight fight. Both are fat and have shown the inability to lose weight.
 
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Michael Jacks0n said:
Oh boy, it's 2016 again!

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Oh no no no Ethan....

take down videos are fine when your successful and relevant.

It’s hard to criticize other people when your podcast is absolutely shit and they were 1000 things people caIt’s hard to criticize other people when your podcast is absolutely shit and they were 1000 of shot things people can point out.

I haven’t watch the video yet but I swear to god if I see one more clip of Keemstar stay in the N-bomb whiles voice trolling people on Xbox live in like 2009 I’m gonna lose it.

I only learned well after the fact that A lot of the worst things keamstarwas Because he ran an Xbox live trollling channel.

also. One of the biggest criticisms of Ethan is that he basically wants to become Joe Rogan. I don’t think Joe Rogan make a YouTube video calling out another Podcaster. just saying.
 
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Oh yeah, actual Keem vs Ethan would be utter dog shit:


Just look at this twitter beef where Ethan devolves into HAHA CLOWN CLOWN KEEM IS A CLOWN instead of engaging with what Keem is saying (about if he got Susan to get the Video Vigilante video on him taken down). Perhaps he was acting like that because he considers replying to Keemstar in a serious manner to be beneath him, but it just goes on and on. You have to try really hard to make Keem look better than you, just fucking deny meeting Susan had to do with the critical videos or say it was because Gokanaru was holding a gun so it was a threat instead of wasting your time making a stupid video calling Keemstar a clown.
 
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Krimjob said:
So how do you archive YouTube videos most easily? I am pretty sure this shits getting flagged soon, as Ethan flagged that really long content deputy one, which wasn't nearly as funny as this one.
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On the reply box on every fucking thread, there's a nice, convenient link to a thread dedicated to archiving shit: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/archival-tools.6561/

That thread not only includes a link to youtube-dl, but also a tutorial made by Null on how to use it:

It's not that hard guys Jesus Christ.

EDIT: Here's a backup of that H3 scam video. It was too big for the Farms' video uploader, but Mega worked fine.
https://mega.nz/file/uPw0xY4S#y0Cc4YC9C_Ylc-kV-vsKL2uv998W5wGtmrcrvl-6hGk
 
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I don't know who Optimus is but he's been taking some shots at Ethan so at least we've got something interesting to watch until Keem responds. Also I never thought I'd agree with Quarterpounder on anything but he's hit Ethan with some good points too.
 
I was gonna make a trashfire thread about this but this shit is so old and so uninteresting. Seriously if you watch even a modicom of both of Keemstar and ethan's content this will bore you. I will say the first half of the video Ethan is being a deceptive little faggot.
Ethan: "You call yourself a news channel but last time I check Anderson Cooper never doxed anyone."
Kinda ironic statement considering his network threathen to release a dox of some MAGA reddit user if he didn't apologize.
He also has a tendency of framing things in the worst possible light in where he's only a cunt's hair short of blaming Keemstar for the death of the poor innocent random guy who got swated because two call of duty faggots had some beef over a 1v1 bet or some shit.

There's more "points" he brings up in this shitvid but it's not even worth going into.
Keemstar is a piece of shit. Ethan is a deceptive piece of shit. There I just saved you 46 minutes of bullshit.

It's clearly obvious that Ethan has run out of ideas as far as creating content and is just going back to the drama well of 2016.
 
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HughMungusWot said:
I'd like to note that during that 46 minute shit-fest, he does not forgive Mutahar for what he did, and even misses the entire point of the original video. God dammit, Ethan, get off your high horse already.
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What did he say about Mutahar?
 
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What did he say about Mutahar?
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@ 1:47 in the video, he says, and I quote, "A lot of you may have seen my last video in which I defended myself against the accusations that I am the most evil man alive, and the explanation that we gave was adequate for everyone..." while showing the thumbnail to the "Everybody Loves Ethan" video.
 
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Festivus said:
Is there any universe in which we could get these two in a boxing ring? I'd much rather watch that then a kayfabe Logan Paul fight. Ethan is younger than Keem and he's got the size advantage for sure (because Keem's a fucking gnome) but I think Keem would still beat that dude senseless.
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I'm more interested in the universe where we get a 3v3 tag team match of Keem, Godwinson and PPP vs Ethan, Ethan and Dick.
 
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Leafy makes a video ranting on Keemstar in 2017 (?)= Snake, Backstabber, Manipulative etc. all these buzzwordy bullshit

H3H3 makes a video ranting on Keemstar in 2020 with not much new info and misleading content = Hero, Has Balls, etc. all that emotion-based bullshit

GradeA way back actually even tried to sabotage Keem by telling people to follow Scarce for YouTube news instead of Keem and it of course sounded stupid and dumb and he got criticised for it, but when H3H3 apparently told people to get Keem to lose his sponsors? That's perfectly fine and okay.

Seriously, fuck this bullshit. It makes me already hate the term "backstab" and people don't even know what it means.
sparklegiraffe said:
When did Ethan decide peak comedy is just repeating something over and over and over again?
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This is sadly the case for a lot of comedy stuff too that isn't limited to just obscure YouTube videos. Even animated cartoons like modern South Park is guilty of the same thing.
 
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