Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[Killstream Kleanup Krew]

Good to see The Homecoming Squad approve of shitposting in chat again.

As long as it's in Mundane Matt's chat, it's funny! Spamming in Dick's chat is a gay op, though.

 

[he's drinking bacardi 151]

Not gonna lie, former Dickhead here. This is fucking hilarious watching Dax crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get the W9 forms.

 

[Festivus]

To maximize his revenue they need to stay incel paypiggies who never grow up.

This is actually a very good point that I'm surprised no one has made. Half of his advice is terrible cliche'd shit you hear from pickup artists that the average neckbeard can't pull off anyways. If he actually helped improve the lives of his fans they wouldn't be as dependent on him for advice and/or validation. The more Dick's fans see him as a Surrogate Father or a Cool Older Brother the more money he makes.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

This is actually a very good point that I'm surprised no one has made. Half of his advice is terrible cliche'd shit you hear from pickup artists that the average neckbeard can't pull off anyways. If he actually helped improve the lives of his fans they wouldn't be as dependent on him for advice and/or validation. The more Dick's fans see him as a Surrogate Father or a Cool Older Brother the more money he makes.

I’m skeptical. His younger audience is the perfect combination of dumb, lazy, and autistic. Dick could give the best advice ever and they’d be too inept to ever put it to use.

 

[Sped Xing]

This is actually a very good point that I'm surprised no one has made. Half of his advice is terrible cliche'd shit you hear from pickup artists that the average neckbeard can't pull off anyways. If he actually helped improve the lives of his fans they wouldn't be as dependent on him for advice and/or validation. The more Dick's fans see him as a Surrogate Father or a Cool Older Brother the more money he makes.

His advice is intentionally bad. That's the joke. Whether it's funny is an inarguable personal question, but missing that he's trying to be funny is just painful autism.

 

[Festivus]

His advice is intentionally bad. That's the joke. Whether it's funny is an inarguable personal question, but missing that he's trying to be funny is just painful autism.

Key word being "trying to be funny". I'm not talking about his clearly satirical bits that he does, I'm talking about the things he actually believes. There is a pretty clear difference between Dick the character and Dax the person.

 

[Sped Xing]

You gotta enlighten me, here. As far as I recall, his advice is always "fake your own death" or "fuck your Dad's wife to show dominance," or "buy bitcoin."

 

[变性黑鬼]

I wonder what Dax has to say about his fantastic nose job? Or how about his chin, was is just really good orthodontics work or did he get work done on that too?

He's talked about getting orthodontic surgery before. It's not uncommon for surgeons to throw in cosmetic procedures with necessary ones. Like getting a deviated septum fixed, but also getting a nosejob with it. I don't see a problem tbh.

You gotta enlighten me, here. As far as I recall, his advice is always "fake your own death" or "fuck your Dad's wife to show dominance," or "buy bitcoin."

The guy who faked his own death said it was a success. He also encouraged me to buy bitcoin, and I made like 1k after I bought when there was blood in the streets due to Rona. It's not quite "intentionally bad" advice. It's a little more complicated than that, you wouldn't get it.

 

[AnOminous]

That's another weird thing about Dick. Most of his audience seems to be even more autistic and incel-y than the people who call into the Killstream or The Daily Shoah. For a chad cult leader, he's not doing a very good job at being a wingman to his incel listeners. Then again if he was they'd leave the cult and start a family.

That Chris the Kiwi guy is one step above a screeching, headbanging "trying to cope with a severely autistic child" level potato. Most of these people would have been rejected by Howard Stern for the Wack Pack for being too retarded.

 

[Sped Xing]

The guy who faked his own death said it was a success. He also encouraged me to buy bitcoin, and I made like 1k after I bought when there was blood in the streets due to Rona. It's not quite "intentionally bad" advice. It's a little more complicated than that, you wouldn't get it.

Helpful hint for autists trying to spot jokes-- rule of three.

 

[AnOminous]

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Ever notice how everyone loves the Farms til they get the same treatment everyone else gets?

Remember how people were all saying Dick isn't a lolcow and now he's going through every step in the "How to be a Lolcow" playbook?

 

[737 MAX Stan Account]

Has there ever been a single internet personality that has managed to not turn into a lolcow?

 

[MemeGrey]

Has there ever been a single internet personality that has managed to not turn into a lolcow?

Reviewbrah

 

[Sped Xing]

Reviewbrah

Wasn't he living in his cat at one point? I mean tough times can happen to anyone, but I could see him going down the well-trodden path.

 

[MemeGrey]

Wasn't he living in his cat at one point? I mean tough times can happen to anyone, but I could see him going down the well-trodden path.

I hope you're kitten cause its a bit of a pussy move to say becoming paw makes you a lolcow, luckily he only has one meowth to feed.

I don't think he'd be lead a stray and is a purr fect example of how to behave on the internet.

 

[Toast Sandwich]

His advice is intentionally bad. That's the joke. Whether it's funny is an inarguable personal question, but missing that he's trying to be funny is just painful autism.

The trouble is the line is more blurred than that. He's supposedly living according to the spirit of a lot of his advice, like the poly stuff, and now he's melting down over being scrutinized about the way he lives. Nobody would unravel like this if their "act" as a chad role-model was completely a performance. He really thinks he's the chad, and he thinks a lot of his dumb chad advice is good advice because it's a flattering reflection on the dumb shit a chad can get away with.

 

[Festivus]

He really thinks he's the chad, and he thinks a lot of his dumb chad advice is good advice because it's a flattering reflection on the dumb shit a chad can get away with.

This is what I was referring to. There are his obvious Ironic-Chad takes but every once in a while you'll see the mask slip and Homecoming Queen will dispense some bad advice to his resident Autists. He gives them strategies that would work for HIM but since the dudes he's "helping" are exceptional even the real advice he gives them doesn't work.

 

[porsalin5]

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Ever notice how everyone loves the Farms til they get the same treatment everyone else gets?

Why doesn't he just post in this thread instead of posting screenshots on his gay hugbox twitter account?

 

[b0o0pinsn0o0tz]

I can think of why.
Random Kiwi - Dick you're fucking up.
Dick - FUCK YOU I WAS HOMECOMING KING!

 

[soy_king]

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Ever notice how everyone loves the Farms til they get the same treatment everyone else gets?

Ever notice how he always crops out the ratings? He couldn't possibly be pushing a narrative, not our Dick...

Seriously Dick, while you still have an ounce of dignity left, stop it, get some help. You're going to end up even worse than Sam Ambreen.