DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[RADRAD]

Where my fire emblem players at? I only played sacred stones and that was a bit of a bitch to me - lost some good characters early on cause of my dumb ass. Is this fire emblem game Phil is about to play challenging?

Even by Fire Emblem standards, you have to keep long term planning in mind to have the least bumpiest ride in Three Houses. Since most of your units start out as a blank slate, and picking out their classes and specialties early is a big help in properly training them for the 2nd half of the game that stops pulling its punches.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I think Phil is so angry about having to wear a corona mask because when he snorts it sucks the mask to his face and causes chaffing. We know he has very sensitive skin.

Either that or it forces him to smell his own rancid breath. A case of post nasal drip as serious as Phil has chronic halitosis as one of its symptoms.

Please send prayers and thoughts to Phil and his family during this trying time.

 

[TurboSwine]

Either that or it forces him to smell his own rancid breath. A case of post nasal drip as serious as Phil has chronic halitosis as one of its symptoms.

Don't forget his half rotten teeth that cause him to swish his water.

But yeah the mask will definitely point out if you have bad breath going.

 

[Brother Wind]

Probably very low. Firstly, Phil requires payment for interviews as far as I know. Second he demands total control over the questions asked. It would be like interviewing Kim Jong Un in The Interview.

"Requires payment" holy fucking shit what a thin skinned bitch. Goddamn.

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

I just had a stupid thought. What are the odds that a detractor could get an interview with Phil if they went semi-cleverly about it? Like even a big name, considering he claims he doesn't watch their content, so its not like he would recognize their voices.

Even if, what would that achive?
Fuck all.
He comes on > Gets trolled > Leaves > Cries on his stream and gets pitty bucks / troll tips because of the event > Makes farms mad > Winning

He comes on > Normal interview > Exceptional individuals like Rekieta spread the idea of a Phil redemption run and some people buy it > Gets more attention on stream / troll tips because of the event > Makes farms mad > Winning

This year is IMHO Phil's most lucky year so far. He dodged 140,000$, he's making more money and is getting attention from new people due to reprobates like Rekieta.
I really don't see a Phil downfall anytime soon, or at all. I'm not saying he's winning, but as far as life quality goes he isn't that bad off.
Best bet is he gets Corona and dies, which I would deeply enjoy after all of his Corona rants.

 

[David Davidson]

Even if, what would that achive?
Fuck all.
He comes on > Gets trolled > Leaves > Cries on his stream and gets pitty bucks / troll tips because of the event > Makes farms mad > Winning

He comes on > Normal interview > Exceptional individuals like Rekieta spread the idea of a Phil redemption run and some people buy it > Gets more attention on stream / troll tips because of the event > Makes farms mad > Winning

This year is IMHO Phil's most lucky year so far. He dodged 140,000$, he's making more money and is getting attention from new people due to reprobates like Rekieta.
I really don't see a Phil downfall anytime soon, or at all. I'm not saying he's winning, but as far as life quality goes he isn't that bad off.
Best bet is he gets Corona and dies, which I would deeply enjoy after all of his Corona rants.

With his luck, he will be immune to corona-chan. Alternatively, he mutates corona-chan to a more lethal strain and kills half the planet while he survives it. I believe thats the plot of Contagion where bat DNA crosses pig DNA to create a super flu.

 

[hector85]

Even if, what would that achive?
Fuck all.
He comes on > Gets trolled > Leaves > Cries on his stream and gets pitty bucks / troll tips because of the event > Makes farms mad > Winning

He comes on > Normal interview > Exceptional individuals like Rekieta spread the idea of a Phil redemption run and some people buy it > Gets more attention on stream / troll tips because of the event > Makes farms mad > Winning

This year is IMHO Phil's most lucky year so far. He dodged 140,000$, he's making more money and is getting attention from new people due to reprobates like Rekieta.
I really don't see a Phil downfall anytime soon, or at all. I'm not saying he's winning, but as far as life quality goes he isn't that bad off.
Best bet is he gets Corona and dies, which I would deeply enjoy after all of his Corona rants.

we can always hope for a stroke, he often looks like a stroke victim (or serial killer) when gamer facing.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Even if, what would that achive?
Fuck all.
He comes on > Gets trolled > Leaves > Cries on his stream and gets pitty bucks / troll tips because of the event > Makes farms mad > Winning

He comes on > Normal interview > Exceptional individuals like Rekieta spread the idea of a Phil redemption run and some people buy it > Gets more attention on stream / troll tips because of the event > Makes farms mad > Winning

This year is IMHO Phil's most lucky year so far. He dodged 140,000$, he's making more money and is getting attention from new people due to reprobates like Rekieta.
I really don't see a Phil downfall anytime soon, or at all. I'm not saying he's winning, but as far as life quality goes he isn't that bad off.
Best bet is he gets Corona and dies, which I would deeply enjoy after all of his Corona rants.

Don't think for a second the new twitch tranny council won't go after him. They aren't there to end live chat.

 

[WolverineGuy22]

Best bet is he gets Corona and dies, which I would deeply enjoy after all of his Corona rants.

Unfortunately Phil has been practicing social distancing for the past decade.

 

[Tumbo]

What would Phil start a beggathon for now that he's won ch 7? any attempt at one now or in the immediate future would make him seem far more greedy then he already is.

 

[Gramh]

What would Phil start a beggathon for now that he's won ch 7? any attempt at one now or in the immediate future would make him seem far more greedy then he already is.

We are in the middle of a beggathon, the reason for which is there's behind the scenes stuff to pay off. This is acceptable apparently.

 

[Tumbo]

We are in the middle of a beggathon, the reason for which is there's behind the scenes stuff to pay off. This is acceptable apparently.

Anyone got an idea of what said behind the scenes stuff is I'm guessing he's still on a payment plan to uncle Sam?

 

[WorthlessTrash]

Anyone got an idea of what said behind the scenes stuff is I'm guessing he's still on a payment plan to uncle Sam?

He's still in a massive debt hole. His asshole might have escaped his credit card debt, but he's still fucked for life, probably.

 

[Shick]

Don't think for a second the new twitch tranny council won't go after him. They aren't there to end live chat.

Don't think for a second that they will. Apart from the council looking like the incarnation of incompetence, historically speaking, nothing has led to more detractor salt than expecting bad things to happen to Dephil.

 

[Draventren]

Hey, guys I found something. I thought Phil didn't play games on his own time, let alone WoW. Found this in Arathi. Think it could be him?

Spoiler

 

[actually]

Anyone got an idea of what said behind the scenes stuff is I'm guessing he's still on a payment plan to uncle Sam?

Taking that it comes from Phil and that always requires a gigantic grain of salt, he probably didn't pay any of his 2019 quarterly federal tax payments (sorta like he didn't in 2018 ), so he needs to, at the least, scramble and come up with enough money to try and convince the feds to let him get on another payment plan for whatever remains on his 2018 taxes (around $13,000 at this point, I think?) and whatever he hasn't paid of his 2019 taxes.

His official begging story is "bills" and "paying my tax attorney/accountant/whatever", but he needed the taxes done for the bankruptcy shit anyway, and, as documented previously by me and @David Davidson, he already did a begathon with the specific stated goal of paying that guy.

Why he's struggling so much? Because he's still dumb as shit with his spending. He's had an extra $1000 a month for 13 months now from not paying his CT condo mortgage. He's had at least a few thousand dollars extra since he stopped paying all of his credit cards in October. If we figure a low estimate of $2,000, multiplied by 7 months (November to May), he should have another $14,000 extra. I'm not taking anything away for the bankruptcy payment and all that because he did a begathon for that too. So he should have had an extra $27,000 just from the "shit he doesn't pay" category. Then he has the increased money from the tard vest for the past few months which I would attribute about an extra $2000-4000 to.

 

[Draventren]

Sorry for the double post, this just occurred to me now while I was watching Snort Burnell. He's talking about how "the common man" doesn't need a mask with a filter and is pissed that Seattle is changing their rule to require cloth masks to go out and this has upset him since cloth masks don't stop you from getting the virus. And you know what? He's not wrong.

Cloth masks aren't going to stop you from breathing in the virus if you are in a situation with a high concentration of it in the air. What that mask IS going to do is make it harder for people to spread it in the first place. That is the purpose of the cloth masks. For fucks sake it's not all about you Phil, it's a preventative measure for other people's sake.

 

[Autism Spectroscopy]

Sorry for the double post, this just occurred to me now while I was watching Snort Burnell. He's talking about how "the common man" doesn't need a mask with a filter and is pissed that Seattle is changing their rule to require cloth masks to go out and this has upset him since cloth masks don't stop you from getting the virus. And you know what? He's not wrong.

Cloth masks aren't going to stop you from breathing in the virus if you are in a situation with a high concentration of it in the air. What that mask IS going to do is make it harder for people to spread it in the first place. That is the purpose of the cloth masks. For fucks sake it's not all about you Phil, it's a preventative measure for other people's sake.

Only fucktards like DePhil are going to complain about it.

No powerleveling intended, I'm from Slovakia and we've been wearing masks for a month now, with large fines if ignored and we got used to it while also having limited shopping hours dedicated to the elderly, which worked out to the point we got only a few infections a day and no deaths for a week approx.

His lack of respect of other human beings is fucking disgusting, can't even wear a piece of cloth on his disfigured ape face without bitching about it. What a horrible pigroach being.

 

[TeeDee1622]

Does anyone know if he’s still dumping money into WWE Champions with wreckless abandon? Since he has so much extra money from the retard-vest maybe he’s spending even more?

 

[Royalty Free Fish Food]

No powerleveling intended, I'm from Slovakia and we've been wearing masks for a month now, with large fines if ignored and we got used to it while also having limited shopping hours dedicated to the elderly, which worked out to the point we got only a few infections a day and no deaths for a week approx.

America is a country where caring about the health of others is a pussy liberal idea to a large section of the population. People are protesting having to wear masks.