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Phil is unbannable at this point because the fuckdicks at twitch simply ignore any and all reports on him and just chalk it up to "trolling". He is more protected than their goddamn THOTS are.
 
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Genie The Hedgehog said:
America is a country where caring about the health of others is a pussy liberal idea to a large section of the population. People are protesting having to wear masks.
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Well then, hopefully the Renton piggy will catch it and I'll be able to check two boxes at the same time. The second one would be getting 6pack from laughter.
 
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Genie The Hedgehog said:
America is a country where caring about the health of others is a pussy liberal idea to a large section of the population. People are protesting having to wear masks.
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Now, Now, America is also a country with such wonderful liberal ideas that knowing giving someone"the gift" is only not illegal, but should be celebrated. Let's not bring the hypocrisy of politics into the realm of the hypocrisy of Phil. Although... since both are autistic black-holes.. would they merge and form a bigger black-hole, or would the sheer weigh of phil's consume the other? If the latter, I'm all for it, at least Phil's is less insane and has a known mundane quantity.
 
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Sorry for the double post, this just occurred to me now while I was watching Snort Burnell. He's talking about how "the common man" doesn't need a mask with a filter and is pissed that Seattle is changing their rule to require cloth masks to go out and this has upset him since cloth masks don't stop you from getting the virus. And you know what? He's not wrong.

Cloth masks aren't going to stop you from breathing in the virus if you are in a situation with a high concentration of it in the air. What that mask IS going to do is make it harder for people to spread it in the first place. That is the purpose of the cloth masks. For fucks sake it's not all about you Phil, it's a preventative measure for other people's sake.
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The rest of his argument was that you wear a mask to prevent spreading the virus to others (mostly true) and "they're" assuming people don't have common sense and are fucking idiots who haven't been taking precautions. Phil is vastly overestimating the common sense of the American public (and his own but what's new). You wear a mask in a small store mostly out of consideration for the people working there who have to be exposed to the public all day. Phil is like most people in 2020 in that he can't imagine doing something for someone other than himself or that inconveniences him. He's soft and weak and simple minded.
 
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(I'm a bit out of the loop, kind of stopped following Phil around the time his debt got discharged, so, sorry in advance if this was asked already)

Is Kat even alive anymore?

When the hell was the last time we saw a non half assed pic of her playing Skyrim or whatever?

I can't even recall Phil mentioning their one year anniversary. Not a tweet, nothing

I get that neither of them have anything going on in their life, but still, for someone who brags so much about how great his wife's cooking is (and by cooking I mean throwing some frozen vegetables in a pan and calling it a stir fry) he sure doesn't show her more to dab on the detractors more.
 
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iLoveDoe said:
Is Kat even alive anymore?

When the hell was the last time we saw a non half assed pic of her playing Skyrim or whatever?
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The last confirmed sign of life was her Fred Meyer's income on Phil's bankruptcy filing and the last photo was about a year ago. The bitch has put her hoof down hard on Instaspam, especially when it involves her.

iLoveDoe said:
I can't even recall Phil mentioning their one year anniversary. Not a tweet, nothing
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Hoo boy, you have been out of the loop. He whined that his anniversary overlapped with his "birthday week". Never mind that his parents paid for the whole thing and he's almost certainly the one who picked the date-I can't prove it but Khet's so obviously disinterested in him that she probably didn't care if they made it legal.

iLoveDoe said:
I get that neither of them have anything going on in their life, but still, for someone who brags so much about how great his wife's cooking is (and by cooking I mean throwing some frozen vegetables in a pan and calling it a stir fry) he sure doesn't show her more to dab on the detractors more.
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She wants nothing to do with his Instaspam and they eat dinner out more often than not.

We've also established they both have an extremely limited cooking skillset-she can make maybe 6-10 dishes and he can make maybe 3-5, he can't flex on detractors with the same dozen or so recipes for years on end. I'm also sure he is butthurt that Soulmaid 2.0 turned out to be a complete flop as a cook.
 
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twattycake said:
Hoo boy, you have been out of the loop. He whined that his anniversary overlapped with his "birthday week". Never mind that his parents paid for the whole thing and he's almost certainly the one who picked the date-I can't prove it but Khet's so obviously disinterested in him that she probably didn't care if they made it legal.
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Isn't his anniversary the same date as his breakup with Leanna?
 
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Tumbo said:
Anyone got an idea of what said behind the scenes stuff is I'm guessing he's still on a payment plan to uncle Sam?
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I'm not sure why anyone still thinks Phil is referring to anything specific, or even real, when he says this. His pigs have proven time and again that all he needs to do is vaguely hint at some sort of ill-defined struggle and they will float him more or less whatever he asks for. Phil is a scammer. Scammers need some awareness or else their schemes won't turn the profit they want. He knows he never needs to be specific, and more than that Phil has demonstrated he is a bottomless money pit. It doesn't matter whether or not he's actually struggling. He just wants more money, however much he's currently getting.

Any claim he makes that revolves around his finances should be discarded entirely as a lie. We all should've learned this from the bankruptcy saga; he will lie on a legal document to get what he wants. What makes you think anything is stopping him from lying to his braindead audience?
 
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PreferredPenne said:
Isn't his anniversary the same date as his breakup with Leanna?
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They are probably close to the same time.

It is impossible to know for sure. Phil's infamous breakup confirmation twitlonger said she was gone for a week. Then on stream he said she was gone for multiple weeks. Then he said they were broken up before the hospital incident. Then he said they hadn't been a real couple for years.
 
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I'm not sure why anyone still thinks Phil is referring to anything specific, or even real, when he says this. His pigs have proven time and again that all he needs to do is vaguely hint at some sort of ill-defined struggle and they will float him more or less whatever he asks for. Phil is a scammer. Scammers need some awareness or else their schemes won't turn the profit they want. He knows he never needs to be specific, and more than that Phil has demonstrated he is a bottomless money pit. It doesn't matter whether or not he's actually struggling. He just wants more money, however much he's currently getting.

Looking for truth in any claim he makes that revolves around his finances should be discarded entirely as a lie. We all should've learned this from the bankruptcy saga; he will lie on a legal document to get what he wants. What makes you think anything is stopping him from lying to his braindead audience?
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I genuinely believe his logic goes something like this:
"I can't relax if I don't play WWE Champions and watch Netflix. If I can't relax I'll have to skip streaming. That's my job dood I need to stream to make money. Oh no dood I'm going to be homeless unless I make enough money for the Netflix bill and my Hogan jpg!"

I don't even think he's purposefully lying to his fans, I think it doesn't even occur to him to tighten his belt at all. He's so used to a certain standard of living that anything below that line is abject poverty, and if his fans don't pay for his luxurious lifestyle they're lazy and need to step it up.
 
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Gamergirl Cleanup Crew said:
I genuinely believe his logic goes something like this:
"I can't relax if I don't play WWE Champions and watch Netflix. If I can't relax I'll have to skip streaming. That's my job dood I need to stream to make money. Oh no dood I'm going to be homeless unless I make enough money for the Netflix bill and my Hogan jpg!"

I don't even think he's purposefully lying to his fans, I think it doesn't even occur to him to tighten his belt at all. He's so used to a certain standard of living that anything below that line is abject poverty, and if his fans don't pay for his luxurious lifestyle they're lazy and need to step it up.
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I agree with all of this with the exception of not purposefully lying to his fans.

He lied about going to Connecticut to get married. He lied about not having a cat. He lied about Project 7. What do all three of those very significant lies have in common? They were all made in conjunction with trying to bilk more money out of his viewers.

Phil has an established history with being directly misleading in order to get what he wants, and what he wants is cash, always. He knows what he's doing when he says the things he does.
 
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Behold a true alpha.

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https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1262870026257707010
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AkAuZtIk said:
Now, Now, America is also a country with such wonderful liberal ideas that knowing giving someone"the gift" is only not illegal, but should be celebrated. Let's not bring the hypocrisy of politics into the realm of the hypocrisy of Phil. Although... since both are autistic black-holes.. would they merge and form a bigger black-hole, or would the sheer weigh of phil's consume the other? If the latter, I'm all for it, at least Phil's is less insane and has a known mundane quantity.
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Hey now, watch out, you're headed into the spergophysical territory. All of the mass that enters the black hole becomes Italian sugar sauce with gin. Also, the swirling ginsauce is ingested by the black hole by snorting it in.

All of the classical and quantum physics breaks down near the "Incident horizon", where the only universal law becomes I did nothing wrong, I did everything correct.
 
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