Trashfire The H3H3 and Keemstar feud - 2k16 YouTube Drama 2 - Electric Boogaloo

[Nobunaga]

I can't believe Null (False) is going to die, Keemstar did this.

YOU HAVE BLOOD ON YOUR HANDS KEEM
THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT, HES DEAD BECAUSE OF YOU

 

[Homer Simpson]

I’m torn. On one hand hate Ethan after his nonsense with Jontron and pewds, also the lying and scamming aren’t cool but I guess that’s just natural for him. But Keem is a complete homosexual, he is a man with an incredibly young fan base that routinely calls others pedophiles.
It’s a choice between a Trump's Chosen stereotype and the final evolution of Jake Paul.

I keep saying it, you don't have to ake a side. Just insult and make fun of them both. I never liked either myself. Ethan always came off as an insufferable "holier than thou" asshole who would sell his own child out for some money and attention, while keem seems the exact same, but is doing it for the gossip like a 14 year old girl.

 

[Jill Kews]

Hmmm, who's side to take... This is a hard one; the guy who made his career out of being a tremendous prick to absolutely everyone and never apologizing for it,

or the jǝw.

decisions decisions...

EDIT: I see the concept of sarcasm still eludes a few of us.

 

[GearProject20]

I wonder, if the Gunt and the Fupa made physical contact, would that destroy the universe?

The sheer amount of mass congregating in one place would cause the space around them to collapse upon itself and form a black hole. We would all be destroyed.

 

[Pope of Degeneracy]

Here is a theoretical timeline that I hope to God doesn't actually occur:

-Brody drops video
-Gunt "cures" himself of alcoholism by doing a weeks worth of Killstreams over this trashfire
-Sargon gets involved
-Trashfire gets national media attention
-Trump tweets #GamerGate

If those sequence of events happens, the entire goddamn internet is gonna get chopped down by the Ghost of Robert Chandler, in Lumberjack form and all

 

[Elric of Melnibone]

I would giggle until I literally shit myself if G-fuel took such a dive on sales from this that they had to beg Keem to come back. Hell Keemstar is literally the only reason anyone at all knows about G-fuel in the first place, I thought he owned the fucking company because he is so synonymous with it. On top of that in his response he states that he stepped down because "the don't deserve this heat" which whether true or not allows him to control the narrative on it in such a way that when/if they do come crawling back they can make a show out of it by saying that they appreciated him stepping down but they intend to stand with him. Fuck if I was in charge of G-fuel marketing I would put out a promotional can with Ethans face on it called "Alex is a fucking nigger and so are you"; grape flavor of course.

 

[Agathor Johns]

I wonder, if the Gunt and the Fupa made physical contact, would that destroy the universe?

It's like Ying and Yang, the Ethan and the Anti-Ethan.

 

[Roy Earle]

I can't find the fucking tweet but the Yo Mama Guy had Tweet saying the Line as "Autistic Man" and he said he is going to talk to attorney about this and just found that KEEM goes on the Killstream.

 

[BSV]

The epic gotcha moments of the H3 heros is just non stop. It seems Ethan sort of understand he has done something stupid. But his drones seem completely oblivious to the fact that he have shit himself.

 

[Pope of Degeneracy]

The epic gotcha moments of the H3 heros is just non stop. It seems Ethan sort of understand he has done something stupid. But his drones seem completely oblivious to the fact that he have shit himself.
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[Table Country]

YOU HAVE BLOOD ON YOUR HANDS KEEM
THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT, HES DEAD BECAUSE OF YOUView attachment 1308276

Archival footage of H3 releasing his "Content Nuke" video

 

[Wazzupnerds]

Oh sweet Jesus Yo Mama guy is really going to do this. The man that made Yo Mama jokes is really saying this. https://twitter.com/brodyfoxx/status/1263219273205309440?s=21

 

[Secret Asshole]

YOU HAVE BLOOD ON YOUR HANDS KEEM
THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT, HES DEAD BECAUSE OF YOUView attachment 1308276

I've returned from the future with an internet headline:

 

[Table Country]

Oh sweet Jesus Yo Mama guy is really going to do this. The man that made Yo Mama jokes is really saying this. https://twitter.com/brodyfoxx/status/1263219273205309440?s=21

Ah great, some literally who poisoning the well so that crybully H3 can go on looking spotless. Just what this autism fest needed.

 

[Belligerent Monk]

Maybe it's because I'm a stupid boomer who doesnt get it but wtf is Ethan's appeal?
All I see is some reportedly wealthy boring dude who still looks like a slob and some equally boring female orbiter I assume is his wife who cant even stop looking at her cell phone during a live show.

How the fuck do they wield any kind of influence at all, let alone enough influence to get Keem stripped of sponsorships?

 

[Sheryl Nome]

Maybe it's because I'm a stupid boomer who doesnt get it but wtf is Ethan's appeal?
All I see is some reportedly wealthy boring dude who still looks like a slob and some equally boring female orbiter I assume is his wife who cant even stop looking at her cell phone during a live show.

How the fuck do they wield any kind of influence at all, let alone enough influence to get Keem stripped of sponsorships?

Normies.

 

[Nguyen Van Phuoc]

Might be late, but Yo Mama guy is dropping a video tonight about Keem and Ethan Ralph being friends. https://twitter.com/brodyfoxx/status/1263016979037696000?s=21

He's been hyping up this video for the past two days on his channel. Initially it was supposed to be a lighthearted roast about Keemstar before he discovered Keem and Ethan being friends.
Initial trailer: (archive link: https://archive.vn/O7AxF)

Update video: (archive link: https://archive.vn/U1iBh)

EDIT: Yo Mama commenting on the H3H3 video

 

[Belligerent Monk]

Normies.

Humor me. Elaborate.

 

[Computer Boy]

Ethan's underage fans are fucking retarded. They believe anything he says like its fucking gospel without even the slightest bit of independent thought.

God I fucking hate kids these days. The internet has rotten their brains.

 

[Table Country]

Maybe it's because I'm a stupid boomer who doesnt get it but wtf is Ethan's appeal?
All I see is some reportedly wealthy boring dude who still looks like a slob and some equally boring female orbiter I assume is his wife who cant even stop looking at her cell phone during a live show.

How the fuck do they wield any kind of influence at all, let alone enough influence to get Keem stripped of sponsorships?

His physical comedy isn't terrible, and it's kind of interesting that he found a way to channel his tourette's. But once you get past the energetic, Jim Carreyesque muscle spasms, he doesn't have enough personality to back it up.