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Stephen King, demonstrating to the world what he did to win his National Medal of Arts.


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I'm literally watching Beavis And Butthead at this moment I would not be inclined to make such a reference in 2020.
and I thought This Modern World was sincere, but I can't say I've ever put great thought into the matter
 
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Book Thievery said:
Yeah, I kind of realized that after thinking about it after posting it. It's probably made by some communist who thinks Democrats are just as much fascists as Republicans.
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I don’t which one is worse. Democrats have a boatload of problems but commies are exactly the centrist strawmen people complain about, complete with moral superiority.
 
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Honest Coyote said:
This is veering dangerously close to Trump Enslavement Syndrome, but I don't even know what could convince me of any Trump conspiracy at this point. You know in The Boy Who Cried Wolf, how the villagers began to completely ignore the boy? Between every bit of made-up nonsense like peetape to every overly dramatic fainting spell ("How dare he call Haiti a shithole"), even if someone showed me a video of him literally taking orders from Putin, I wouldn't freak out; I'd just roll my eyes and say "Nice deep fake, you histrionic faggot".
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I tried to tell Democrats this back at the start of Russiagate, but was just accused of being a Trump supporter, etc. Same thing when I told them attacking the working class for supporting Trump would backfire.

After a while, I started rooting for him just because it kept pissing the same smug assholes off.
 
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Qriist said:
Trump: we have lots of testing so we have lots of reported cases.

Mika: oh nooooooo we lead the world in reported cases TRUMP IS MISHANDLING EVERYTHING.
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God I was literally dealing with this exact conversation with a friend earlier.

>TESTING DON'T MATTER WERE FUCKED! The numbers are going up cause we reopened stuff.

The Doomer shit is getting old, like they don't get that a lot of places are requiring testing to even reopen and that's catching a lot of people or just refuse to admit it. Sure the people going to church and not at least wearing a mask in large crowds concern me but we can't let this shit scare us like that. We can function as a society through this shit if we are careful and diligent, they just want gay luxury space communism I feel like though.

Trying to explain the media wants you afraid so Trump has .25% less chance of getting reelected is hard pill to throw their way though.

Edit: I bet you can even watch the stock market to tell when the next big push will come. Is the stock market doing a bit well again? Yes? Put out some pieces about how dangerous it is to reopen everything.
 
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JambledUpWords said:
This doomer posting is getting so old. It’s clear it’s just being used to manipulate people (since the loudest about “social distancing” are guilty of breaking it). If anything, I’m pretty sure this crisis might produce more independents/conservatives/libertarians than liberals. The people that have put in the most draconian lockdowns are Democrats.
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This is for sure what is going to happen. I have Democratic friends - most are small business owners - that are fucking furious at their own leaders and are all but going Green Party this election. Best thing to do is not to be “See? I told you so” about it, but just sit back, be patient, and let them red pill themselves
 
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cantankerous jackalope said:
This is for sure what is going to happen. I have Democratic friends - most are small business owners - that are fucking furious at their own leaders and are all but going Green Party this election. Best thing to do is not to be I told you so about it, but just let them red pill themselves
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Never gloat when someone comes across the aisle, don't tell them you told them so, or say what took them so long. Give them a hug and a beer and say "I know how you feel."
 
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Cast Iron Pan said:
You know that dam in Michigan that broke and left numerous communities underwater? That was Trump's fault:

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We discussed this in the Joe Biden thread briefly, but yeah, that Dam has been failing since 1999.

CeleryStalks said:
Apologies again if I'm helping derail this into a Gretchen Whitmer megathread, but if they actually try to do that, the feds have been worried about that dam since at least 2006 [Edit: 1999] and revoked its license to generate power almost two years ago.

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Some highlights:
"Numerous violations and longstanding concerns that the Edenville Dam could not withstand a significant flood led the Federal Energy Regulatory Commission to revoke its license for power generation in September 2018."...
[ETA: "The energy commission (FERC), which regulates U.S. power generation, notified the dam's previous owner as far back as 1999 that it needed to increase capacity of the Edenville dam's spillways to prevent a significant flood from overcoming the structure."...]
"In January 2019, FERC sent a two-page letter to Boyce Hydro, noting that it had canceled its scheduled October 2018 "functional exercise" at the Sanford, Second and Smallwood dams. Functional exercises simulate an emergency to test preparedness."...
"That action came after years of citations issued by FERC against the owners of the Edenville dam. They included violations for making unauthorized repairs, unauthorized earth moving, failure to file proper safety plans, failure to provide recreational areas and public access, failure to secure necessary property rights and failure to comply with water quality orders."...
""Michigan DEQ has extensive dam safety regulations, including enforcement mechanisms such as the ability to commence a civil action for appropriate relief for violations," commissioners found."
"For over 14 years, the commission has gone to great lengths to compel compliance with the license requirements and Boyce Hydro has delayed, disregarded its responsibility, and claimed that it was not financially capable of meeting such requirements. Meanwhile, Boyce Hydro continued to benefit from the revenues generated by the project."

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CNN becoming a Youtube Reaction channel, apparently.
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cantankerous jackalope said:
This is for sure what is going to happen. I have Democratic friends - most are small business owners - that are fucking furious at their own leaders and are all but going Green Party this election. Best thing to do is not to be “See? I told you so” about it, but just sit back, be patient, and let them red pill themselves
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Why would small business owners support the Green Party? They are also for a permanent "science based" lockdown.

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Shield Breaker said:
After a while, I started rooting for him just because it kept pissing the same smug assholes off.
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That's the true power of Trump for me: weaponizing the general population's hatred for those smug fucks and continuously using it to damage their ego, every day for years while they seethe with impotent rage, unable to understand just why the uneducated, average peasant will not see the light and bow to them.
 
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Book Thievery said:
Still not sure if This Modern World is supposed to be a parody or not.
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This Modern World is absolutely NOT parody.

He thinks that's a valid political comic.

He thinks he's making a salient point and influencing readers.

He's so far gone that even when I was deep in the bubble I couldn't even get into him.

Here's DailyKOS's Comics Category. https://www.dailykos.com/blog/Comics

And here, went I went to archive it, is a 7 year old archive I think I actually made back in the day. I remember a few of these comics from my time in the bubble, so lets take a quick peek, shall we? https://archive.vn/gx81k

GAAAZE into early 2013, when the fucking left was just starting to fall down the slippery slope.

Here's Animal Nuz, which is a satirical news comic. Only with animals instead of people.

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DO YOU GET IT? Republicans are EVIL MONSTERS who are LITERALLY PLOTTING TO SLAUGHTER CHILDREN, because they need to top their current evils of RACISM, TAX EVASION, GAY-BASHING, VOTER-SUPPRESSION, POLLUTING, AND EVEN RAPE! (Note: "Slaughter Children" means "Refuse to allow Obama and Pelosi to effectively repeal the 2nd Amendment.")

Here's Wuerker suggesting the Filibuster is a disgusting blob of a monster that does nothing but stop the senate from doing it's job.

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Ain't hindsight a BITCH, Democrats?

There's Tom the Dancing Bug, ranting about Zero Dark Thirty, and how other oscar-nominated films also supported torture.

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Fun fact: Literally AS THIS COMIC WAS BEING POSTED in 2013, Obama was killing US Citizens without a trial with drone strikes. And hospitals. And charities. And children. And churches. And shoving brown children in cages. But none of that matters because he is the dindu king, and can do no wrong.

Here is Brian McFadden, which I never even tried to read.

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It's hard to read but also literally missing from the web, but the punchline is "Republicans are spoiled babies, especially that goddamned Speaker of the House, who refuses to give Obama everything he wants." McFadden, apparently, ended up on GoComics eventually.

He's just as insufferable as the rest of them.

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Here's Jen Sorenson, who you might think is Matt Bors, but isn't.

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The punchline is "guns are scary and I wet myself, please take away my civil rights."

And here's Keef Knight, who I only really remember as a blog in comic form.

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And not to be outdone, here's Matt Bors, who you might think is Jen Sorenson, but isn't.

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The punchline is "guns are scary and I wet myself, please take away my civil rights." Oh, and "Only complete monsters use pattern recognition to realize Muslims are fucking violent terrorists."

And finally, here's our good buddy Tom Tomorrow.

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The woodchuck character is meant to represent the evil and vile CALM AND RATIONAL CENTRIST who refused to accept Tom's author insert Sparky's repeated and incessant demands that the politicians allow the left, especially King Dindu, to do whatever they wanted all the time every time.


In hindsight, it was never Trump Derangement Syndrome. They're just plain fucking Deranged.
 
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