Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

How many pushups can Juju do?

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Karen Farms is a verbal killshot a la Crooked Hillary. In the same way Karens get pissed off and demand to speak to managers and try and get people fired, Karen Farms promotes a-logging and flagging and messaging sponsors. And it's obvious Maddax is not seething because he said lol, he's just being aloof and enjoying the jokes.
 
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Jack Awful said:
C'mon, Dick.
Screen capping us and posting it to your Twitter just makes you look like you're mad and seeking validation from your hugbox.
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We could all be Mad Chad Lads and take turns with your blowjob machine. See who can last the longest without nutting. Bond over the diseases we all passed on to each other by sharing that thing.

Karen farms? No bro. Sharing Farms.
 
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Garth said:
It will be copious amounts of "I don't dislike all the userbase, but there's a lot of 'kiwi's' who take shit way too seriously!‽ iT's sO MuCh FUn fUcKInG wItH THeM!1!1!1!!"
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Don't wanna lose us paypigs that are here
 
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It will be copious amounts of "I don't dislike all the userbase, but there's a lot of 'kiwi's' who take shit way too seriously!‽ iT's sO MuCh FUn fUcKInG wItH THeM!1!1!1!!"
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Yep, and Null will argue with him about the purpose of the farms and the people there, and warn him against antagonizing the farms, and dick will say isn't what the farms do constant antagonizing, and there will be some loud voices and zingers and it will be a good segment. That's my point. He may well be salty, but he's not the type to let a tragedy go to waste.

Look, I might be completely wrong about Dax and he's actually just a giant crybaby jock throwing one giant extended tantrum. Even if that's the case though he still exposes all this drama to his show and given how his patreon is going over the last couple of weeks they lap that shit up.
 
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ddlloo said:
Look, I might be completely wrong about Dax and he's actually just a giant crybaby jock throwing one giant extended tantrum. Even if that's the case though he still exposes all this drama to his show and given how his patreon is going over the last couple of weeks they lap that shit up.
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I am also of the opinion that Dax is playing a role based on an exaggerated sense of certain aspects of his personality (while borrowing heavily from the likes of Kinison and Clay et al). This is not uncommon among "entertainers". An operative term being "motivation". I am not comparing Dax in whole to Lenny Bruce, but I will go so far as to associate the tendency - exemplified by Bruce - that "entertainers" experience once the boundaries between the shtick and the individual begin to blur and their soft ego and subsequent persecution complex dictate their response to dissenting opinions.

Lenny Bruce completely collapsed, figuratively and literally because his onstage persona took over ("there is nothing more pathetic than an aging hipster") and he saw enemies everywhere due to his being censored and banned from certain clubs. Dax has made it all too obvious that he has a fragile ego. The Dick Masterson persona is supposed to be adept at outflanking and outright bulldozing dissenting opinions. In this instance, it is failing. The Dick persona is being diluted. Lenny Bruce ended up a ranting exceptional, OD'd naked on a hotel bathroom floor, but he was very popular and had rich and popular friends (Phil Spector bought the negatives of his death scene from the police to keep them safe from publishing) and he was still welcome in many clubs. Dax confesses to his cucked gf that he'll need to drop acid for the week because shit is rough. He's clearly drinking on streams. I really don't care what sort of money he's making. Money to the "entertainer" is jet fuel straight into that hotel bathroom floor.
 
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Disheveled Human said:
Or dick is just in over his heads trying to battle with a bunch of autists on an obscure internet forum.
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He's been in the spotlight of internet autism for the last 4 years. Dick's audience has a giant overlap with the Kiwifarms, why do you think Null is a regular caller?

You're not trolling some 20 something who is used to getting his ass kissed by the internet. You're dealing with a 40 year old man who decided to make it his career to attention whore on the internet for money.

I mean if people here want to roll their sleeves back and act like the tough guy in the room be my guest but it's goofy as fuck.
 
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Cardenio said:
He's been in the spotlight of internet autism for the last 4 years. Dick's audience has a giant overlap with the Kiwifarms, why do you think Null is a regular caller?

You're not trolling some 20 something who is used to getting his ass kissed by the internet. You're dealing with a 40 year old man who decided to make it his career to attention whore on the internet for money.

I mean if people here want to roll their sleeves back and act like the tough guy in the room be my guest but it's goofy as fuck.
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Is there any point during the day where you're not choking on the Hammers balls?
 
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Garth said:
I am also of the opinion that Dax is playing a role based on an exaggerated sense of certain aspects of his personality (while borrowing heavily from the likes of Kinison and Clay et al). This is not uncommon among "entertainers". An operative term being "motivation". I am not comparing Dax in whole to Lenny Bruce, but I will go so far as to associate the tendency - exemplified by Bruce - that "entertainers" experience once the boundaries between the shtick and the individual begin to blur and their soft ego and subsequent persecution complex dictate their response to dissenting opinions.

Lenny Bruce completely collapsed, figuratively and literally because his onstage persona took over ("there is nothing more pathetic than an aging hipster") and he saw enemies everywhere due to his being censored and banned from certain clubs. Dax has made it all too obvious that he has a fragile ego. The Dick Masterson persona is supposed to be adept at outflanking and outright bulldozing dissenting opinions. In this instance, it is failing. The Dick persona is being diluted. Lenny Bruce ended up a ranting exceptional, OD'd naked on a hotel bathroom floor, but he was very popular and had rich and popular friends (Phil Spector bought the negatives of his death scene from the police to keep them safe from publishing) and he was still welcome in many clubs. Dax confesses to his cucked gf that he'll need to drop acid for the week because shit is rough. He's clearly drinking on streams. I really don't care what sort of money he's making. Money to the "entertainer" is jet fuel straight into that hotel bathroom floor.
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I just want to see him land something funny, because I think at times he can be. If he had something other than the TMZ line, accussing the farms of simping for JLH, or the Karen zinger. Anything. Between these attempts to insult us here on the thread, the prom king and the barbie mansion he's been striking out when it comes to his stuff lately. It is kinda like watching a comedian have a really bad set and not be able to handle a couple of hecklers. The material from the comedian is not funny but watching them stumble around on stage not knowing how to handle or respond to the hecklers is. If he goes full Michael Richards we'll know for sure the Pink Starfish and a couple of obscure shitposters broke him.
 
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Garth said:
Is there any point during the day where you're not choking on the Hammers balls?
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I'm sorry let me go back to sucking Kiwifarm cock.

Yeah bros, heh Dax Herrera doesn't know who he's messin with. Why this is The Kiwifarms. Why if I were him I'd be shidding my pants. Why there's nothing worse for an internet famous person to have people obsessed with them, following their content and obsessively viewing their social media.
 
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Cardenio said:
I'm sorry let me go back to sucking Kiwifarm cock.

Yeah bros, heh Dax Herrera doesn't know who he's messin with. Why this is The Kiwifarms. Why if I were him I'd be shidding my pants. Why there's nothing worse for an internet famous person to have people obsessed with them, following their content and obsessively viewing their social media.
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So that's a no?
 
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