Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

How many pushups can Juju do?

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I mean if people here want to roll their sleeves back and act like the tough guy in the room be my guest but it's goofy as fuck.

There's no tough guy. It's just a really bad idea to act like a lolcow. Not because the Farms are some incredible, badass thing, but because being a lolcow is a bad thing and never turns out well for someone who decides that's a direction they want to take their lives.
 
There's no tough guy. It's just a really bad idea to act like a lolcow. Not because the Farms are some incredible, badass thing, but because being a lolcow is a bad thing and never turns out well for someone who decides that's a direction they want to take their lives.
Well I apologize to @LordofCringe7206 and @Disheveled Human if I misunderstood their posts, it just reminded me of the days when Anons on 4chan proudly referred to themselves as the "Internet Hate Machine" without irony. It of course can be a very bad move if someone goes down the path of a lolcow, but I question what harm can be done when Dax Herrara has already been sufficiently doxed by his own fanbase. His employer at FoundationDigital already knows what the guy is up to and they don't care. Right now he's fanning the flames tweeting lame digs because he is an attention whore. Having people hate you isn't a bad thing if you're an entertainer, it's a marketing effect that was well explained in Howard Stern's Private Parts.
 
Dick probably has a small cock and can ONLY prove us wrong by posting a timestamped dickpic on his Twitter. I bet he'll never do it. He doesn't have the balls. Screencap this post *yawn*
Careful. He might see this post, take a ton of viagra, and overuse a penis pump in order to make his cock appear average size.
 
Considering that Dick hates condoms (TBPITU6), stated that he tries to get women to have sex with him without them and that he and Shaun the Sheep recently ranted about people who think one should leave a legacy in the form of kids (anyone got that clip btw?), what are the chances that Dick pulled a CRP and 'persuaded' a woman to abort his child?
 
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Well I apologize to @LordofCringe7206 and @Disheveled Human if I misunderstood their posts, it just reminded me of the days when Anons on 4chan proudly referred to themselves as the "Internet Hate Machine" without irony.

DH is obviously a pure troll. If you take anything that guy says seriously you're taking bait.
 
So what's next, Dick? Will you get your thread moved the Lolcow & Lolcow LLP?
 
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So what's next, Dick? Will you get your thread moved the Lolcow & Lolcow LLP?
Unless it's a case of parallel thinking he's definitely keeping an eye on the thread. I was the first one to mention dox in a while, although I don't know what the twat crapcrepe wrote.
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Dick if you want me to stop you should have thanked me for the Snacks, Kirkland Brand food is high quality.
 
Unless it's a case of parallel thinking he's definitely keeping an eye on the thread. I was the first one to mention dox in a while, although I don't know what the twat crapcrepe wrote.
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Dick if you want me to stop you should have thanked me for the Snacks, Kirkland Brand food is high quality.
I'll bring the Banquet tv dinner fried chicken.
Not only is it edible, it is so greasy that we can lube up that blowjob machine of his for days!
 
Unless it's a case of parallel thinking he's definitely keeping an eye on the thread. I was the first one to mention dox in a while, although I don't know what the twat crapcrepe wrote.
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Dick if you want me to stop you should have thanked me for the Snacks, Kirkland Brand food is high quality.

Is it any surprise that in the midst of his desperate attempts to dunk on a forum that he's totally not freaking out about, the one person he makes a show of engaging with from his replies has an account that looks like this:

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I question what harm can be done when Dax Herrara has already been sufficiently doxed by his own fanbase.

Setting aside the retards who'd think that the Farms is a place for anything other than people-watching, you can see it happening already.

Some of the people on this site have always sort of publicly shown their cowishness, like Chris. Other people, they try to hide the worse parts of it but are pretty obviously cows even when they manage to fool people who don't know as much about them like Boogie or Ethan Ralph.

Then you've got people like Dax, where they've successfully dammed up their autism for years or even decades. People like that, when the cracks start to show, have that dam slowly but inexorably begin to fail. Him sperging out on twitter and refusing to just let this go (because he was made out to look like a flailing, spastic, even more pathetic Al Bundy by a mongoloid Canadian in front of an audience of thousands) are symptoms of that.

Now, due to how e-celebs work and the hideous fact that they all seem to have a cult of personality rather than a fanbase, I don't expect his patreon or whatever else to really ever dip much, unless he really goes off the rails, like making every episode and appearance about his farms thread and Rekieta/PPP appearance cope. But his actual behavior will get increasingly more erratic for a while before it tops out. On some level it really seems to fuck with him that he's been officially accepted into full-on cowdom on the Farms, and from listening to his show I'd wager it's because he's considered people to have cow threads on the Farms to be the "losers" while him being in multimedia was "prom king" tier, or some similar shit.

Now that I think about it, that's probably what bugs him the most and why he can't stop responding to comments in the thread: he's finally, officially, been inducted into the same club as people like Boogie or Chris. Somewhere he never thought he'd be and is incredibly perturbed by being there, trying feebly to do anything to reverse course on the train he unwittingly boarded during that ill-fated Rekieta appearance.
 
Dick probably has a small cock and can ONLY prove us wrong by posting a timestamped dickpic on his Twitter. I bet he'll never do it. He doesn't have the balls. Screencap this post *yawn*

In his shoutfest versus Jesse didn't he refer to JLH as 'the woman who said I had a small cock'?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ct9K18q_gb0
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It makes sense that someone who calls himself Dick Masterson and brags about being an alpha chad who fucks two women at the same time has a micropenis tbh. Classic overcompensation. He'll probably troon out when 80s girl finally leaves him. You can definitely see him embracing his feminine side in his text messages.
 
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In his shoutfest versus Jesse didn't he refer to JLH as 'the woman who said I had a small cock'?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ct9K18q_gb0
https://archive.vn/wip/cYqXh
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It makes sense that someone who calls himself Dick Masterson and brags about being an alpha chad who fucks two women at the same time has a micropenis tbh. Classic overcompensation. He'll probably troon out when 80s girl finally leaves him. You can definitely see him embracing his feminine side in his text messages.
That was one of the many reasons dick came off as more retarded than the people attack dick despite them being speds.
 
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Setting aside the exceptional individuals who'd think that the Farms is a place for anything other than people-watching, you can see it happening already.

Some of the people on this site have always sort of publicly shown their cowishness, like Chris. Other people, they try to hide the worse parts of it but are pretty obviously cows even when they manage to fool people who don't know as much about them like Boogie or Ethan Ralph.

Then you've got people like Dax, where they've successfully dammed up their autism for years or even decades. People like that, when the cracks start to show, have that dam slowly but inexorably begin to fail. Him sperging out on twitter and refusing to just let this go (because he was made out to look like a flailing, spastic, even more pathetic Al Bundy by a mongoloid Canadian in front of an audience of thousands) are symptoms of that.

Now, due to how e-celebs work and the hideous fact that they all seem to have a cult of personality rather than a fanbase, I don't expect his patreon or whatever else to really ever dip much, unless he really goes off the rails, like making every episode and appearance about his farms thread and Rekieta/PPP appearance cope. But his actual behavior will get increasingly more erratic for a while before it tops out. On some level it really seems to fuck with him that he's been officially accepted into full-on cowdom on the Farms, and from listening to his show I'd wager it's because he's considered people to have cow threads on the Farms to be the "losers" while him being in multimedia was "prom king" tier, or some similar shit.

Now that I think about it, that's probably what bugs him the most and why he can't stop responding to comments in the thread: he's finally, officially, been inducted into the same club as people like Boogie or Chris. Somewhere he never thought he'd be and is incredibly perturbed by being there, trying feebly to do anything to reverse course on the train he unwittingly boarded during that ill-fated Rekieta appearance.

I agree and the non-cow solution is to ignore this thread and move on. A cow is going to keep dropping those totally not mad sick Twitter burnz in hopes that this and the remaining homecoming kings who simp for Dick on here will totally make us look like the nerds that we are.

I guess we’ll see where he lands.
 
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I agree and the non-cow solution is to ignore this thread and move on. A cow is going to keep dropping those totally not mad sick Twitter burnz in hopes that this and the remaining homecoming kings who simp for Dick on here will totally make us look like the nerds that we are.

I guess we’ll see where he lands.

It'll eat away at him for the same reason it eats away at the other cows who can't stop focusing on the Farms.

You can't get rid of a thread by flagging, DMCA shenanigans, bribery, any of that. It's an (mostly, anyhow) unmoderated space for discussion regarding the subject matter. Dick's not exactly the kind of guy who's used to having people shit on him without being banned/flagged/doxed/etc. On top of that, the thread's got some pretty good archival footage and images that show exactly why he's a cow and what kind of cow he is (the "Glory Days" drop from WATP comes to mind), which to someone obsessed with their image is the kind of near schizoid paranoia-inducing nightmare shit that keeps narcs and egomaniacs awake at night in a cold sweat.

Off topic to the rest of my post, but I realize now that my Al Bundy comparison was kind of shitty, because even Al fucking Bundy managed to get married and have kids, as pathetic as he was.
 
Cross-posting this comment I made because it's hilarious how much Dick spent on his house.
He doesn't even have to leave the LA area. If he moved to El Sereno he would have less traffic on his commute and have a much bigger house. And its the exact same distance from everywhere as where he lives now.The main reason he lives where he does now is because its "safe" and his guests despite their tough posturing dont want to drive to some gang infested area to hang out. Even though El Sereno is as "scary" as The Bronx is now, the reputation is what gets people to stay away.
Dick is more of a little bitch than the average fresh off the boat tiny chinese woman.
 
Cross-posting this comment I made because it's hilarious how much Dick spent on his house.
He doesn't even have to leave the LA area. If he moved to El Sereno he would have less traffic on his commute and have a much bigger house. And its the exact same distance from everywhere as where he lives now.The main reason he lives where he does now is because its "safe" and his guests despite their tough posturing dont want to drive to some gang infested area to hang out. Even though El Sereno is as "scary" as The Bronx is now, the reputation is what gets people to stay away.
Dick is more of a little bitch than the average fresh off the boat tiny chinese woman.

Hey, that wasn't me. It was Leominster. I take no position on whether you're better off borrowing an extra $500K to live in LA. For some people who have careers in the movie industry it might well make financial sense. For people whose Hollywood career peaked at a Pizza Hut commercial and who could podcast from anywhere it probably does not though - they could get an actual mansion for less money and not have to live in the shithole that is LA.
 
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