Orbiter Ashton Joel Parks / People's Populist Press / PPP - Ethan Ralph and Nicholas J Fuentes' professional a-log, fat, churchless, starfish exhibitionist and abortionist, has a diet of potato chips and allegedly killed a cat, he is FATTTTT. 🕯️🐱🕯️

[Bryan Dunn]

NOOOOO ITS NOT TRUUUUU! JEWSH UR SUPPOSE TO SWEEP SHIT UP FOR MEH! I-ILL MAKE FUN OF YOU ON PODCAST! ITS NOT TRUUUU ITS NOT! @Perspicacity IS PPP! GUNT GUARD MEEEEEEE

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

If you run the Klompschoen linguistic fingerprinting algorithm of @Perspicacity posts it shows he's not PPP.

 

[The best and greatest]

Idk i assumed most kiwis knew jim wouldn't care even if it wasn't a friend. Its chuckle worthy and to be joked about here and there but not really content material for a video. I don't know why PPP is so obsessed with wanting jim to call dax a simp or shit on ralph. It just seems like metokur isnt pozloading my neghole because ppp is doing just fine on his own.

Tbf someone less autistic would have probably realized that friends tend not to rat on each other unless they get really fucking pissed off. Everyone already knows everyone else's skeletons. They just act like they don't as mutual, symbiotic courtesy. Metokur already knew Dick was a Simp, but was never going to bust on Dick because Dick never gave him a reason to.

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

Tbf someone less autistic would have probably realized that friends tend not to rat on each other unless they get really fucking pissed off. Everyone already knows everyone else's skeletons. They just act like they don't as mutual, symbiotic courtesy. Metokur already knew Dick was a Simp, but was never going to bust on Dick because Dick never gave him a reason to.

Yeah, but ranting about an X Files style conspiracy and then seeing the people you're tormenting go crazy over it is funny.

 

[AnOminous]

I know I'm late to this, but to clarify: I have no reason to believe @Perspicacity is PPP and everything I can see indicates it's not him.

I'd assumed Ralph was just sperging again.

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

I'd assumed Ralph was just sperging again.

Let's summon @theralph and get him in here so he can make his case. I implore my learned friends not to badger the accused but he may be subject to cross-examination.

 

[Perspicacity]

Idk i assumed most kiwis knew jim wouldn't care even if it wasn't a friend. Its chuckle worthy and to be joked about here and there but not really content material for a video. I don't know why PPP is so obsessed with wanting jim to call dax a simp or shit on ralph. It just seems like metokur isnt pozloading my neghole because ppp is doing just fine on his own.

You assume that it was about PPP caring at all.

Some timestamp highlights but by no means the only examples, the copes levels are insanely high throughout.
00:45:31 Masterson's reaction to PPP winning
00:48.00 Ralph reaction to being called an alcoholic
01:05:50 Cope
01:15:30 Ralph can't taking being called a fat alcoholic
01:29:00 Gunt Gang tense up when Metokur says flaggers are faggots
01:47:00 Gunt rages over being called indirectly a flaggot
01:49:40 Gunt Gang is incredibly upset that Metokur announced PPP won, they continue until they reach full meltdown after this. Hard cope until they end the show.
01:54:10 PPP stream ends and the real meltdown begins.

 

[The best and greatest]

Yeah, but ranting about an X Files style conspiracy and then seeing the people you're tormenting go crazy over it is funny.

It almost makes him endearing.

 

[Rausch]

Watching PPP go from wrestling promos to educated preaching to expletive-ridden bar room fighting talk to critiques of the flaws built in to the e-celeb economy to highly autistic numerology and exposing conspiracies and collusion has been the most entertaining thing I've seen during this fucking lockdown, except Better Call Saul and finally getting round to Tiger King. But when you compare the budgets, you have to conclude that the guy is a natural entertainer and his insane autistic bastard streak doesn't necessarily count against him in this regard. It's like Alex Jones; it was always hard to know what was real and what was kayfabe with him and he probably doesn't think about it himself but at the end of the day it was entertaining and still more accurate than CNN so people bought his merch.

 

[Niggernerd]

You assume that it was about PPP caring at all.

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Some timestamp highlights but by no means the only examples, the copes levels are insanely high throughout.
00:45:31 Masterson's reaction to PPP winning
00:48.00 Ralph reaction to being called an alcoholic
01:05:50 Cope
01:15:30 Ralph can't taking being called a fat alcoholic
01:29:00 Gunt Gang tense up when Metokur says flaggers are faggots
01:47:00 Gunt rages over being called indirectly a flaggot
01:49:40 Gunt Gang is incredibly upset that Metokur announced PPP won, they continue until they reach full meltdown after this. Hard cope until they end the show.
01:54:10 PPP stream ends and the meltdown begins.

I only assume he's an a-log sped a-logging a fat faggot and still butt blasted over getting kicked out of his congregation by said faggot.

 

[PakiLover]

You assume that it was about PPP caring at all.

View attachment 1310123

Some timestamp highlights but by no means the only examples, the copes levels are insanely high throughout.
00:45:31 Masterson's reaction to PPP winning
00:48.00 Ralph reaction to being called an alcoholic
01:05:50 Cope
01:15:30 Ralph can't taking being called a fat alcoholic
01:29:00 Gunt Gang tense up when Metokur says flaggers are faggots
01:47:00 Gunt rages over being called indirectly a flaggot
01:49:40 Gunt Gang is incredibly upset that Metokur announced PPP won, they continue until they reach full meltdown after this. Hard cope until they end the show.
01:54:10 PPP stream ends and the real meltdown begins.

They’re melting down because they know that someone honest is exposing them as nothing more than ebegging grifters who patch on to selective audiences(like the alt right).

 

[Unog]

They’re melting down because they know that someone honest is exposing them as nothing more than ebegging grifters who patch on to selective audiences(like the alt right). are a bunch of hilariously thin-skinned faggots being mocked by someone who is somehow even more pathetic than they are.

FTFY

 

[tantric_depressive]

Let's summon @theralph and get him in here so he can make his case. I implore my learned friends not to badger the accused but he may be subject to cross-examination.

I agree with @theralph , about everything, and think he should come back itt so I can show him support and help him present his proofs

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

I agree with @theralph , about everything, and think he should come back itt so I can show him support and help him present his proofs

There you are @theralph. You've got a defense council.

 

[b0o0pinsn0o0tz]

Please grace us with your glorious gunt @theralph

 

[an kamel]

could a gentle anon point me towards the old clip of @theralph sperging when he said that "WE CAN HOLLER OVER EACHOTHER ALL DAY ARHHHRWAHRHAH"? I think that is my favourite moment in the entirety of IBS and was, for me, a pretty exceptional experience.

 

[Table Country]

could a gentle anon point me towards the old clip of @theralph sperging when he said that "WE CAN HOLLER OVER EACHOTHER ALL DAY ARHHHRWAHRHAH"? I think that is my favourite moment in the entirety of IBS and was, for me, a pretty exceptional experience.

I'm still partial to Andy's award-winning Sargon of Akkad interview.

 

[The Beer Padawan]

I know I'm late to this, but to clarify: I have no reason to believe @Perspicacity is PPP and everything I can see indicates it's not him.

Look, its easy to figure out if @Perspicacity really is PPP.
Just bait him hard enough and if his response to you is:

Spoiler

- autistically repeating what you just said 5 times
- screaming "<username> NOOOOO!" trying to recreate Ralph's boulder catchphrase

then you've got him dead to rights.

 

[Perspicacity]

could a gentle anon point me towards the old clip of @theralph sperging when he said that "WE CAN HOLLER OVER EACHOTHER ALL DAY ARHHHRWAHRHAH"? I think that is my favourite moment in the entirety of IBS and was, for me, a pretty exceptional experience.

Wish granted.

Time stamp 4:54

 

[Perspicacity]

I'm late on this one. New Cooking with Surfer live.