Ethan Klein / h3h3Productions - Opportunistic, two-faced e-celeb sperg with a penchant for hypocrisy and an Oedipus complex; sold out to Susan Wojcicki, the incompetent CEO of YouTube

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Table Country said:
"I'm not baiting you pussy, now allow me to bait you."
I'll address your argument when I can take you seriously, otherwise I'd just be wasting my time.
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You'll address my arguments never because you scared, you pulled with "trolling" bitch move out of your ass, long after you got your shit pushed in. If you didn't address my arguments then, then you won't ever.
 
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leberman17 said:
You'll address my arguments never because you scared, you pulled with "trolling" bitch move out of your ass, long after you got your shit pushed in. If you didn't address my arguments then, then you won't ever.
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The difference between you and the regulars here is that you actually give a shit because you're in a parasocial relationship with an e-celeb who's developed a cult of personality by preying upon spastics like you who are so socially maladjusted that you seek "community" in the shadow of an uncaring narcissist, because there you find other like-minded societal rejects who can pretend that you're part of something that means fucking anything over the internet. Thus if the e-celeb's career is over that den of brain-fucked mutants you belong to no longer has a "home" on the web.

The regulars here laugh at people like you because the Farms is the equivalent of ye olde freakshows where you could pay a nickel to see a bearded lady and a midget. You're essentially turning up to a freakshow at a three-ring circus to defend the bearded lady from the people who paid to gawk at and mock her. It's turbo fucking embarrassing to the extent that if I were to ever find out that a relative of mine behaved this way I'd commit seppuku to preserve my honor.
 
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Unog said:
The difference between you and the regulars here is that you actually give a shit because you're in a parasocial relationship with an e-celeb who's developed a cult of personality by preying upon spastics like you who are so socially maladjusted that you seek "community" in the shadow of an uncaring narcissist, because there you find other like-minded societal rejects who can pretend that you're part of something that means fucking anything over the internet. Thus if the e-celeb's career is over that den of brain-fucked mutants you belong to no longer has a "home" on the web.

The regulars here laugh at people like you because the Farms is the equivalent of ye olde freakshows where you could pay a nickel to see a bearded lady and a midget. You're essentially turning up to a freakshow at a three-ring circus to defend the bearded lady from the people who paid to gawk at and mock her. It's turbo fucking embarrassing to the extent that if I were to ever find out that a relative of mine behaved this way I'd commit seppuku to preserve my honor.
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funny coming from a sycophant
 
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leberman17 said:
funny coming from a sycophant
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You seriously need to take a few deep breaths before pressing "post reply", every single post you're doing just reeks of impotent rage.
 
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You seriously need to take a few deep breaths before pressing "post reply", every single post you're doing just reeks of impotent rage.
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It's not worth it. And if you think it is, again, I urge you to relocate to the big black thread.
Nevermind he was threadbanned. Have fun.
 
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In case anybody missed it, Ethan Klein lost his two-week old but incredibly lucrative Old Spice partnership because of all of this Keemstar drama. Some people spammed their social media DMs letting them know about Ethan's history with the hard-R.

I know that G-Fuel was a pretty big brand for Keemstar but they're an online-only brand known to be deeply associated with YouTube and internet personalities in general, I would doubt that they were paying him huge numbers. Old Spice on the other hand was a rare instance of a widely-known household name brand stepping in to sponsor somebody in new media. If that ended up working out for Ethan it easily could have opened the door to an entirely new world of lucrative sponsorship deals for him, now they've all seen how quickly Old Spice pulled out. This hurts Ethan a LOT more than losing G-Fuel hurt Keemstar.

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“Update: it looks like @OldSpice is looking into the disgusting display of racism by @h3h3productions and might just pull their sponsorship @KEEMSTAR”
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“Update update: @OldSpice has terminated their partnership with @h3h3productions @KEEMSTAR”
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Rhysuu said:
In case anybody missed it, Ethan Klein lost his two-week old but incredibly lucrative Old Spice partnership because of all of this Keemstar drama. Some people spammed their social media DMs letting them know about Ethan's history with the hard-R.

I know that G-Fuel was a pretty big brand for Keemstar but they're an online-only brand known to be deeply associated with YouTube and internet personalities in general, I would doubt that they were paying him huge numbers. Old Spice on the other hand was a rare instance of a widely-known household name brand stepping in to sponsor somebody in new media. If that ended up working out for Ethan it easily could have opened the door to an entirely new world of lucrative sponsorship deals for him, now they've all seen how quickly Old Spice pulled out. This hurts Ethan a LOT more than losing G-Fuel hurt Keemstar.

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“Update: it looks like @OldSpice is looking into the disgusting display of racism by @h3h3productions and might just pull their sponsorship @KEEMSTAR”
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“Update update: @OldSpice has terminated their partnership with @h3h3productions @KEEMSTAR”
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Ouch, well Ethan had to see this coming, right?
 
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That's irrelevant, my satisfaction comes from ruing echo chambers and circle jerks, having you all sperg out unable to respond rationally is already a good time. And while you may be struggling to think of a single sentence you really shouldn't project your own disabilities on me, this is very low effort and easy time killer while I shit. >_
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leberman17 said:
I'm not baiting? my arguments stand on there own and your inability to address then just goes to show that you have no substance behind your own opinions.
But sure pretend i'm just trolling so you can have an out to running away when someone disagrees with you, pooooosey lmao
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You'll address my arguments never because you scared, you pulled with "trolling" bitch move out of your ass, long after you got your shit pushed in. If you didn't address my arguments then, then you won't ever.
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Who let their retarded little brother post here?
 
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Rhysuu said:
In case anybody missed it, Ethan Klein lost his two-week old but incredibly lucrative Old Spice partnership because of all of this Keemstar drama. Some people spammed their social media DMs letting them know about Ethan's history with the hard-R.

I know that G-Fuel was a pretty big brand for Keemstar but they're an online-only brand known to be deeply associated with YouTube and internet personalities in general, I would doubt that they were paying him huge numbers. Old Spice on the other hand was a rare instance of a widely-known household name brand stepping in to sponsor somebody in new media. If that ended up working out for Ethan it easily could have opened the door to an entirely new world of lucrative sponsorship deals for him, now they've all seen how quickly Old Spice pulled out. This hurts Ethan a LOT more than losing G-Fuel hurt Keemstar.

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“Update: it looks like @OldSpice is looking into the disgusting display of racism by @h3h3productions and might just pull their sponsorship @KEEMSTAR”
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“Update update: @OldSpice has terminated their partnership with @h3h3productions @KEEMSTAR”
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Unog said:
The difference between you and the regulars here is that you actually give a shit because you're in a parasocial relationship with an e-celeb who's developed a cult of personality by preying upon spastics like you who are so socially maladjusted that you seek "community" in the shadow of an uncaring narcissist, because there you find other like-minded societal rejects who can pretend that you're part of something that means fucking anything over the internet. Thus if the e-celeb's career is over that den of brain-fucked mutants you belong to no longer has a "home" on the web.

The regulars here laugh at people like you because the Farms is the equivalent of ye olde freakshows where you could pay a nickel to see a bearded lady and a midget. You're essentially turning up to a freakshow at a three-ring circus to defend the bearded lady from the people who paid to gawk at and mock her. It's turbo fucking embarrassing to the extent that if I were to ever find out that a relative of mine behaved this way I'd commit seppuku to preserve my honor.
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I have to ask: How does one become so intricate in shitstomping tards? Can I learn this power?
 
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