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He does. Strap me to the roof rack.
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Ewww he still does? As Gross as Chris Is I thought that he no longer suffered from :briefs: That was about10 years ago, I thought he’d genuinely developed Past such nasty and embarrassing behaviour and no longer needed to wear adult diapers anymore. Even today Is that still an issue for him ?😨
 
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thegooddoctor said:
Ewww he still does? As Gross as Chris Is I thought that he no longer suffered from :briefs: That was about10 years ago, I thought he’d genuinely developed Past such nasty and embarrassing behaviour and no longer needed to wear adult diapers anymore. Even today Is that still an issue for him ?😨
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The only kind of progression or development Chris has experienced over the last decade or so has been his gradual retreat further into autistic nutcase territory. This man believes in a dimensional merge where all OCs are real, he thinks he is a woman, and he believes he is married to cartoon characters he created himself 20 years ago among a plethora of other batshit crazy stuff. If you think he doesn't shit his pants anymore I really have to question your judgement.
 
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thegooddoctor said:
Ewww he still does? As Gross as Chris Is I thought that he no longer suffered from :briefs: That was about10 years ago, I thought he’d genuinely developed Past such nasty and embarrassing behaviour and no longer needed to wear adult diapers anymore. Even today Is that still an issue for him ?😨
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You are severely mistaken my friend. If chris "developed" then this forum wouldn't exist. I've said this before and I'll say it again, chris was doomed the minute he was conceived. His parents, his autism, and unrestricted internet access made chris into the person he is. He can't developed because he was destined to be the way he is.
 
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You are severely mistaken my friend. If chris "developed" then this forum wouldn't exist. I've said this before and I'll say it again, chris was doomed the minute he was conceived. His parents, his autism, and unrestricted internet access made chris into the person he is. He can't developed because he was destined to be the way he is.
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Chris is getting stronger.
 
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What if, instead of being mean and evil to Christine Weston Chandler, we all gave her encouraging words and supported her financially so she doesn't have to worry? What if Kiwi Farms was about admiration of LOVE and BEAUTY?

What if we, just this once, let love win and dominate our minds and therefore embraced Christine Weston Chandler as our own, a child of the internet, the delicate soul that she is. We will protect you, Christine. We love you. You're safe. I will be your wall, your rock, your womb.

Let her love enter you. Let it take control. Let Aphrodite RUIN YOUR MIND WITH SOULCRUSHING ECSTASY.

We have the power within us all to love so completely. You have a choice. What if?
 
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What if Chris chan could get the girl of his dreams the catch is he must fight Slaweel Ryam Billy Mays Clyde cash and liquid Chris TO THE DEATH. Would he win?

Also what if Chris chan was an attractive female. Like 13/10 hawt would you go for a one night stand? What if by doing so you won 10 million dollars?
 
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Replicant Sasquatch said:
but we're trapped in here with him?
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I always assumed this to be the case...
Spawn said:
Also what if Chris chan was an attractive female. Like 13/10 hawt would you go for a one night stand? What if by doing so you won 10 million dollars?
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If Chris was an extremely attractive True and Honest female he just wouldn't be Chis. By now she'd probably be the hot but dumb and maybe somewhat childish trophy/pet wife of some rich asshole. Or maybe a high end hooker working under the name of Stephanie Bustcakes :tomgirl:.
And sure I would, no reward needed, considering that such a creature would no longer be CWC.
 
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Spawn said:
What if Chris chan could get the girl of his dreams the catch is he must fight Slaweel Ryam Billy Mays Clyde cash and liquid Chris TO THE DEATH. Would he win?

Also what if Chris chan was an attractive female. Like 13/10 hawt would you go for a one night stand? What if by doing so you won 10 million dollars?
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For that much money, yes I would strap on a dong and engage in this depraved act, with a healthy glob of Vicks under my nose like they do working in the morgue. I'd probably also spend a week vomiting, but you know, for total financial security... yeah I'd be a whore for a night. We are of course assuming that even if he looked good he would still be fucking autistic and have all his retarded habits in place, right?
 
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Super Colon Blow said:
For that much money, yes I would strap on a dong and engage in this depraved act, with a healthy glob of Vicks under my nose like they do working in the morgue. I'd probably also spend a week vomiting, but you know, for total financial security... yeah I'd be a whore for a night. We are of course assuming that even if he looked good he would still be fucking autistic and have all his exceptional habits in place, right?
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Tism yes but bob intervened and she doesn't crap her self generally ok hygene and a somewhat messy house but not horrible. She does refer to you as sonichu during sex though and you must call her rosechu. If you can tolerate some train wreck screaming zapp me harder daddy than your a stronger man than I because I'd cut my dick off first.
 
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What if Daniel Dey Lewis played Chris in a movie called Last of the Cherokians?
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He'd do his usual method acting to get into character: listen to every single Chris video ever to get the accent and diction right, live exclusively off McDonalds and pizza, make his own Sonichu medallions and comics, scream and rant at "da trolls", insist on being addressed as ChrisshinWessonChanler of Ruckersville Virginia, and probably bust out his very own version of the fapcup.
 
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Tism yes but bob intervened and she doesn't crap her self generally ok hygene and a somewhat messy house but not horrible. She does refer to you as sonichu during sex though and you must call her rosechu. If you can tolerate some train wreck screaming zapp me harder daddy than your a stronger man than I because I'd cut my dick off first.
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Yeah, I'd throw the strap on in the trash, douche 50 times and shower for a week, but I'd be rolling in cash so fuck it.
 
Well seeing as my last one went so well here is another. Chris Chan vs Russel Greer in a fight to the death and the winner must face dsp. Who would win?
 
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