Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[Psicopax]

Some other musings I jotted during the two hours of heavy drinking and googling of Dax's old lady

>Marie's mom wrote about her trip to LA in greentext using meme tildes on fucking facebook in 2011. That's pretty wild
>Based Traddox honoring his girlfriend's mother
>I sure hope after this daddy dick thinks I'm one of the funny kiwi guys who does research and not one of the attention whores

Legit didn't pick up on the green text arrows first time i read it lmao

 

[kaizervonmaanen]

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https://archive.md/p8NGb

I thought this was interesting, the response to this question was deleted from drugs.com sometime after April 10th but was still indexed on google. I archived the cached page from google on the 12th, which is now also gone.

I know that a lot might think that this sounds like nonsense, because 80s girl has never used Hulagirl as a nick and the only connection to 80s girl that we know is the 86 in the name, but Dick admitted on Twitter that every girl born in the 80s is his girlfriend ( https://twitter.com/LABasedComedian/status/1263594696309276674 ). And assuming that the 86 refers to a birth date and isn't just a random number then we know that this person MIGHT be one of the 80s girls.

So anyone who took this post seriously probably thought that there was no connection at all. Well, proved you wrong there.

Ah yes a "hula girl" meaning she is Hulagirl86, who is a camwhore. And there is proof of both these things.... where exactly?

Best proof above

 

[Sped Xing]

How does any of that prove anything?

Here's what's missing:

Proof of the existence of a camwhore using "hulagirl86"

Proof that said camwhore was Valenzuela.

All I've seen proven so far is:

Valenzuela was born in the 80s, perhaps 1986 (is she REALLY only 34?!)

Momma V once referred to her daughter as "a hula girl."


I would further mention that, if "hulagirl" was some sort of pet name from her mother, using that as her camwhore title would be creepy and sad. Certainly that doesn't make it less believable, just creepy and sad.

 

[MemeGrey]

So I have a memory of Dick and Sean laughing at Maddox talking about his "nympho" girlfriend who if he looked away "her head would be in his junk" I think it was a clip from BPITU that Dick played on TDS. The reason I bring it up is because I'm pretty sure Dick jokes about it actually just being "some camwhore". I have been trying to find the episode but theres an ocean of shit to look through.

 

[Sped Xing]

They were speculating she wasn't actually a girlfriend of his, and he was just paypigging to some camwhore, thinking she was his girlfriend. Their attitude would make less than zero sense if it were 80s girl.

EDIT: If she were a camgirl people would assume she was a tranny. If I had a jaw like hers I wouldn't be incel.

 

[Killstream Kleanup Krew]

How does any of that prove anything?

Here's what's missing:

Proof of the existence of a camwhore using "hulagirl86"

Proof that said camwhore was Valenzuela.

I apologize if I missed it while reading through, but is there any reason this image in unreliable? Bad source? Doctored? I think people were saying that this guy doesn't type like Asterios, but I wouldn't be able to tell.

Congrats on 100 pages, Dax. I didn't think you were a cow when I started reading your thread a few weeks ago. You really are a Mad Cow. Just curious, are you more insecure about your suspected micropenis, or the fact that you seem to have a fetish for sloppy seconds?

(You can share this to Twitter to ask your fans for help.)

 

[KateHikes14]

I apologize if I missed it while reading through, but is there any reason this image in unreliable? Bad source? Doctored? I think people were saying that this guy doesn't type like Asterios, but I wouldn't be able to tell.

Congrats on 100 pages, Dax. I didn't think you were a cow when I started reading your thread a few weeks ago. You really are a Mad Cow. Just curious, are you more insecure about your suspected micropenis, or the fact that you seem to have a fetish for sloppy seconds?

(You can share this to Twitter to ask your fans for help.)

It's incredibly easy to fake for starters, even if it is true it's not proof that Maria Venezuela was a cam girl, it's proof that Asterios (unfunny faggot) said she was a cam girl. Anyone who takes asterios at his word is retarded.

 

[Kulee Baba]

It's incredibly easy to fake for starters, even if it is true it's not proof that Maria Venezuela was a cam girl, it's proof that Asterios (unfunny faggot) said she was a cam girl. Anyone who takes asterios at his word is exceptional.

Let's also just use Occam's Razor; Oxmad The Cowboy has nudey photos of Marie because they were sexual partners. If the chick is down to have these threesomes with Dick's it's just common sense that she was down to do it when she was with Maddox, I mean hell this was already confirmed because Dick alluded that Maddox wanted to have a Polyamory harem. Also Asterios saying that they were porn quality makes sense because Maddox has access to high quality cameras he has been a professional Youtuber for years, a failing one but still professional.

At this point this thread's new groundbreaking evidence is stuff already on the TDS Reddit long ago. If you want to hate Dick because he can say hacky shit well go ahead, But crying about how he's abusing poor liddle 80s girl who could have left him long ago is just straight up simping.

 

[Killstream Kleanup Krew]

It's incredibly easy to fake for starters, even if it is true it's not proof that Maria Venezuela was a cam girl, it's proof that Asterios (unfunny faggot) said she was a cam girl. Anyone who takes asterios at his word is exceptional.

Agreed, I can't stand him or Mumkey.
He (unfunny faggot) claims she cammed under "hulagirl86," so we have more than just "was a cam whore." We have "was a cam whore under the name hulagirl86."

Can anyone contact Asterios and ask him if the screenshot is real? The blue bed part makes it feel like bait to me, but I figured it couldn't hurt to ask.

 

[fuzakeru na]

Around the 2:12:00 mark on this week's show, a caller called in pointing out how that kickboxer from a couple of weeks ago's advice was shitty and just attracts broken girls. Dick mocked the caller, implying he's some kind of puritanical holier-than-thou type.

Man, I don't think anyone liked that kickboxer guy but Dick. Nothing he said could realistically hold up unless he just happens to only find girls that don't know Google exists. He wasn't the worst guest ever, but I'll probably just skip any future episodes he's on.

that guy is Andrew Tate. They are wanna-be famous losers who were kickboxers in rigged shitty fights in the UK and "around the world" that looked like they were run at the back of a pub (look the fights up on youtube) and now they live in Romania because its dirt poor and drive around shitty cars flexing on all the poor gypsys and thinking they are rich and famous.
They sell ebooks and shit to losers for huge amounts of money. Basically just running scams on morons. He was also in Celebrity Big Brother UK, but he was removed from the house because the producers didnt wanna risk it he was acting a bit fucked up and they thought he might try to kill someone. He is full of shit, claims his nigger father was a world champion chess grand master CIA spy. But yet his mother lived in the UK in a housing estate broke as fuck raising two half-niglets all alone forever and ever. Claims they got rich from operating web cam studios where they take 99% of the money and pay the girls 1% and sell the guide on how to do it for only $1000. It's all bullshit.

Back to the topic of Dax. His girlfriend is fucking ugly. Jesus christ.

 

[Never Scored]

that guy is Andrew Tate. They are wanna-be famous losers who were kickboxers in rigged shitty fights in the UK and "around the world" that looked like they were run at the back of a pub (look the fights up on youtube) and now they live in Romania because its dirt poor and drive around shitty cars flexing on all the poor gypsys and thinking they are rich and famous.
They sell ebooks and shit to losers for huge amounts of money. Basically just running scams on morons. He was also in Celebrity Big Brother UK, but he was removed from the house because the producers didnt wanna risk it he was acting a bit fucked up and they thought he might try to kill someone. He is full of shit, claims his nigga father was a world champion chess grand master CIA spy. But yet his mother lived in the UK in a housing estate broke as fuck raising two half-niglets all alone forever and ever. Claims they got rich from operating web cam studios where they take 99% of the money and pay the girls 1% and sell the guide on how to do it for only $1000. It's all bullshit.

I had never heard of Andrew Tate until the Dick interview and I knew it was at least 50% bullshit based on the interview. If you couldn't, you may legitimately be autistic. Mersh is at least semi full of shit too. You can hear it in the way they answer questions. It's not natural like it's a lived experience. It's stilted and stiff like it was written down. Tate's hesitation to name his favourite supercar that he owns really stands out as an example.

Back 15 years ago the default position when anyone said stuff like this online was they were full of shit. I don't know how or why that changed.

Anyway, I listen to the Dick Show because I want to hear people who thought getting their dick sucked was losing their virginity and Chris the Kiwi meltdowns, not people who want to present themselves as chads online live out their masturbatory fantasies through a podcast.

 

[Toast Sandwich]

But crying about how he's abusing poor liddle 80s girl who could have left him long ago is just straight up simping.

Or—hear me out—all of that is done in jest because it's a fun way to get at him. A shocking possibility, I know.

 

[fuzakeru na]

I had never heard of Andrew Tate until the Dick interview and I knew it was at least 50% bullshit based on the interview. If you couldn't, you may legitimately be autistic. Mersh is at least semi full of shit too. You can hear it in the way they answer questions. It's not natural like it's a lived experience. It's stilted and stiff like it was written down. Tate's hesitation to name his favourite supercar that he owns really stands out as an example.

Back 15 years ago the default position when anyone said stuff like this online was they were full of shit. I don't know how or why that changed.

Anyway, I listen to the Dick Show because I want to hear people who thought getting their dick sucked was losing their virginity and Chris the Kiwi meltdowns, not people who want to present themselves as chads online live out their masturbatory fantasies through a podcast.

I hate to even link to it, they do own a bunch of expensive cars but spend all of their time shilling ebooks for retarded pricing.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCr3nFiz2y-9FafmeXMNpV8Q <--- thats their channel if you can sit through that nonsense, it used to be ok if you believed any of it but now it's just a hardcore "join my exclusive club lets make millions, im a millionaire, you're broke boys, BUY ME EBOOK PDF FOR ONLY 10,000 DOLLARS ONLY 10 LEFT" plenty of losers to keep the money flowing I guess

 

[porsalin5]

I hate to even link to it, they do own a bunch of expensive cars but spend all of their time shilling ebooks for exceptional pricing.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCr3nFiz2y-9FafmeXMNpV8Q <--- thats their channel if you can sit through that nonsense, it used to be ok if you believed any of it but now it's just a hardcore "join my exclusive club lets make millions, im a millionaire, you're broke boys, BUY ME EBOOK PDF FOR ONLY 10,000 DOLLARS ONLY 10 LEFT" plenty of losers to keep the money flowing I guess

I'm pretty sure he rents those cars to look cooler and richer than he actually is.

 

[Kulee Baba]

Or—hear me out—all of that is done in jest because it's a fun way to get at him. A shocking possibility, I know.

Well maybe I'm the retard because I keep falling for concern trolling.

 

[Sped Xing]

If you want to hate Dick because he can say hacky shit well go ahead, But crying about how he's abusing poor liddle 80s girl who could have left him long ago is just straight up simping.

Who here is white knighting for 80s girl? Is it "simping" to say "you have zero compelling evidence for your claims; come back with something better?" Nothing remotely persuasive about the hulagirl camwhoring allegations has crossed my desk.

And the fact she put up with being cucked proves what a not-catch she is. I'm not defending or attacking her. I want things I can laugh at without a frontal lobotomy.

Back 15 years ago the default position when anyone said stuff like this online was they were full of shit. I don't know how or why that changed.

Seriously. "Is there a reason to doubt Jesse PS?" What planet is this?

 

[Never Scored]

I hate to even link to it, they do own a bunch of expensive cars but spend all of their time shilling ebooks for exceptional pricing.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCr3nFiz2y-9FafmeXMNpV8Q <--- thats their channel if you can sit through that nonsense, it used to be ok if you believed any of it but now it's just a hardcore "join my exclusive club lets make millions, im a millionaire, you're broke boys, BUY ME EBOOK PDF FOR ONLY 10,000 DOLLARS ONLY 10 LEFT" plenty of losers to keep the money flowing I guess

Naw, I still call bullshit. If your business is based on selling retards on the idea that they can be fabulously wealthy by following your plan, there are lots of way to make it seem like you own a bunch of supercars online without actually owning them.

My dad has a big shiny new Ram 3500 with all the chrome. I could borrow it and post a bunch of videos on youtube of me driving it around and say it's mine, but that doesn't make it mine.

I'd believe, you know, maybe he's making a healthy six figure income selling books to morons.

If your default position is believing any of this shit you are fucking dumb. This is someone trying to sell you a lifestyle he doesn't actually have to sell you shit. It's literally the same thing they do in Mr. Clean commercials when they show the product cutting through an impossible amount of grease and grime in one swipe.

Social media is cancer and people who try to turn themselves into a brand social media need to be taken behind the woodshed and shot.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

Back in the peak of MTV rap videos, everything was rented: the mansion, the bling, the cars, the yachts, etc. They were all charged against the advance the label gave when the rapper signed to the label. You can rent that shit easily enough. Pay a few hundred bucks to borrow a supercar for an hour and pretend to be a millionaire. Maddax’s paypigs are dumb enough to believe it.

 

[George Cuckzunian]

I know that a lot might think that this sounds like nonsense, because 80s girl has never used Hulagirl as a nick and the only connection to 80s girl that we know is the 86 in the name, but Dick admitted on Twitter that every girl born in the 80s is his girlfriend ( https://twitter.com/LABasedComedian/status/1263594696309276674 ). And assuming that the 86 refers to a birth date and isn't just a random number then we know that this person MIGHT be one of the 80s girls.

Yeah, that's not correct. Your link is dumb, Dick specifically gives all people in his life nick names. Korean passanger, 80's girl, Mr. Velvet. etc.
We're still getting to the bottom of the Hulagirl stuff. Dick didn't give her a nick name involving Hula anything, however Dick has gone to Hula with her and talked about it on the show. What we know about the Hulagirl stuff.
>Dax Herrera gets very upset when Marie Valenzuela is said to have EVER had that nick name
>Dax Herrera doesn't pull one of his "put up or shut up" bets to prove it
>The TDS fanbase pretty much has supported trying to use revenge porn laws to beat Maddox at all costs cause they've turned into A-logs
>There are a lot of old accounts that have been totally scrubbed. Not just scrubbed from the sites, google caches and such have been scrubbed.
>The problem is Jesse can't stop being a faggot who either makes shit up, or tries to attention whore and make things all about him.
>But Dax Herrera is full of shit too and is proud of it

Jesse let me give you some advice. You finally have peoples attention. If you wanna not fuck this up do the following
>Videos should either be funny stuff (cope show was good, but intro ran long) or stick with JUST FACTS. Don't make it all about you. No one cares about you
>If you have to promote your dogshit show stick to a water mark on the funny videos. Maybe an end of video bumper for your show.
>Stop caring if your "content" like short skits gets reuploaded somewhere else. Free promotion for you. Reuploaded paywall stuff is a different story and you seem not to care about being called gay for it.
>Try and minimize how much YOU inject YOU into this.
Jesse you have fucked up EVERYTHING you have ever done with this. The only part you did right was have Dick and his internet fwends over react to you on TRR. You clearly have some goods, but just act like a normal person for 5 minutes so people don't write off what you say as gay attention whoring.

 

[Toast Sandwich]

Seriously. "Is there a reason to doubt Jesse PS?" What planet is this?

I won't begrudge anybody going by a stronger standard. That's a good general practice. Still there is some value in playing fast and loose with the possibilities that haven't been completely ruled out yet. It gets people's noggins joggin', and that's a good thing.

Not to mention at this point we have a responsibility to keep our friend Dax entertained. He'd be bored if all he could see here was a dry, dreary inspection of the facts. He gets enough of the dry and dreary from being with Marie.