Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

I have never just seen anything like this. If I was homeless (God forbid), I would be focused on finding a place to live. There is nothing wrong with wanting a girlfriend, but priorities, man! Priorities! How out of touch with reality do you have to be to think a woman would want to date a ragman who lives on the streets and shelters?

Bernie Sanders supporter or not, I would realize no one would want to date a homeless guy. He has no idea how ridiculous his whole charade is. Being homeless and trying to get a girl to go to a fancy dinner with you while paying them $100 a date. It's lunacy, plain and simple. He has not shifted his focus at all since becoming a certified hobo. In fact, he has gotten more focused on finding "his girl".

And I am sure I am not alone in this. I have taken lots of women to dinner and paid for their meal and quite a few of them did not want to see me again. That is dating and life. No woman is overly impressed by a date at Red Robin. Lucas talks about these ideas like they are something special and not something every other guy does.

In his mind there is nothing wrong with him and it is all bigotry and other men keeping the baby zoom girls from him. Plus where are they at? Why won't they tell him? Or better yet, yeet him a bae. You are not his friend if you don't. This toboggan ride is really getting better now that he lost his flophouse room.
 

So here's my issue. He says "guys with credit cards feel entitled to girlfriends".

Lucas, it isn't ENTITLEMENT, you fucking mong. They are simply more attractive, or funnier, or more intelligent, or otherwise more appealing than YOU. You cannot be that stupid. You just can't. Unless you are COMPLETELY delusional, you have to see that women aren't idiots and can see you for the pathetic piece of shit you are. We aren't property, nor are we gifts to be handed to you on silver platters. You're disgusting and repulsive. The gene pool is better without your DNA in it.
 
So here's my issue. He says "guys with credit cards feel entitled to girlfriends".

Lucas, it isn't ENTITLEMENT, you fucking mong. They are simply more attractive, or funnier, or more intelligent, or otherwise more appealing than YOU. You cannot be that stupid. You just can't. Unless you are COMPLETELY delusional, you have to see that women aren't idiots and can see you for the pathetic piece of shit you are. We aren't property, nor are we gifts to be handed to you on silver platters. You're disgusting and repulsive. The gene pool is better without your DNA in it.

If he blames everyone and everything else, he doesn't have to admit to himself that he's lonely because he's repulsive. In my experience homeless people stick together in groups, I can only imagine he's rejected by other hobo's too.

Its definitely hardcore denial as a defense mechanism. "I dont have a girlfriend because no one will set me up" is definitely his mentality
 
I have never just seen anything like this. If I was homeless (God forbid), I would be focused on finding a place to live. There is nothing wrong with wanting a girlfriend, but priorities, man! Priorities! How out of touch with reality do you have to be to think a woman would want to date a ragman who lives on the streets and shelters?

Bernie Sanders supporter or not, I would realize no one would want to date a homeless guy. He has no idea how ridiculous his whole charade is. Being homeless and trying to get a girl to go to a fancy dinner with you while paying them $100 a date. It's lunacy, plain and simple. He has not shifted his focus at all since becoming a certified hobo. In fact, he has gotten more focused on finding "his girl".

And I am sure I am not alone in this. I have taken lots of women to dinner and paid for their meal and quite a few of them did not want to see me again. That is dating and life. No woman is overly impressed by a date at Red Robin. Lucas talks about these ideas like they are something special and not something every other guy does.

In his mind there is nothing wrong with him and it is all bigotry and other men keeping the baby zoom girls from him. Plus where are they at? Why won't they tell him? Or better yet, yeet him a bae. You are not his friend if you don't. This toboggan ride is really getting better now that he lost his flophouse room.

On that note I suspect at least part of his reasoning behind doubling down on trying to find a woman to the exclusion of all else (especially to the exclusion of getting a place to live) is that his twisted brain has reasoned that if he were to somehow get a woman, that she would logically have a place of her own which since she was now his girlfriend, would mean he would naturally move in with her and live there. So its killing two birds with one stone. Not that such an idea makes any sense whatsoever but it fits his twisted sense of reasoning quite well
 
On that note I suspect at least part of his reasoning behind doubling down on trying to find a woman to the exclusion of all else (especially to the exclusion of getting a place to live) is that his twisted brain has reasoned that if he were to somehow get a woman, that she would logically have a place of her own which since she was now his girlfriend, would mean he would naturally move in with her and live there. So its killing two birds with one stone. Not that such an idea makes any sense whatsoever but it fits his twisted sense of reasoning quite well

Without a doubt. This entire time he’s been searching for someone to mommy and take care of him.
 
On that note I suspect at least part of his reasoning behind doubling down on trying to find a woman to the exclusion of all else (especially to the exclusion of getting a place to live) is that his twisted brain has reasoned that if he were to somehow get a woman, that she would logically have a place of her own which since she was now his girlfriend, would mean he would naturally move in with her and live there. So its killing two birds with one stone. Not that such an idea makes any sense whatsoever but it fits his twisted sense of reasoning quite well

I honestly just kind of think he has the highschool mentality of "if I dont have a girlfriend I'm not cool". I feel like he's more so trying to prove to himself that he can get a girl, more than him wanting an actual human connection. I don't think he has the foresight or human ability to understand he needs shelter to survive, he just wants to have sex to prove hes a cool dude.
 
I happened to watch this without my ear buds connected and my daughter (9-years-old) heard it and peaked over my shoulder. Her answer: "Gee, I don't know... maybe because women think you're gross?"

A 9-year-old gets it. Lucas, it isn't the women. It isn't the men hoarding the women. It is you. YOU are the issue.
I hope that your poor little baby is not traumatized by seeing this excuse for a human being. Still, you have a smart daughter. She summarized Lucas better, than many people are able to. Be proud of her :P.


Not much new today.
More bitching about credit cards, Bernie Sanders, offering to pay people for dates, somehow acting like Bernie Sanders knows him personally and is on his side, he's starting to sound like a boring broken record at this point.

I like how he lists off reasons why younger women are great and his only redeeming aspect he brings to the table is that "some studies" suggest he'd give your kids stronger DNA, then he goes back to bitching about how you can't support Bernie Sanders if you don't hook up with him at the homeless shelter.
I don't know about this studies and who made it but biology suggest otherwise. Younger parents, healtier kids. While it is not as much an issue nowadays, as it was let's say hundred years ago, women is best suited to give birth at the age of about 20-25, there is no denial of that. Still, even if what Lucas say it's true, genes provides by both parents should also be strong. Sorry Lucas but your gene pool is not even average so your kid wouldn't benefit from you.
 
Come on, you Baes!
Who the fuck would:

1. Arrange this flight to his city

2. Take off time from work/school/responsibilities

3. Pack an overnight bag

4. Drive self to airport and pay parking fees OR pay an Uber to get there

5. Locate correct terminal, check in at desk kiosk, stand in line through TSA screening, wait an hour at the gate, wait another 30 minutes while coach fills and gets seated and flight attendants review safety instructions

6. Spend a tedious 1 to who-knows-how-many hours in coach on a stuffy airplane, breathing the same air as strangers in close quarters DURING CORONAVIRUS

7. Land at airport near Lucas, locate ground travel, acquire taxi or Uber to get to whatever street corner Lucas is waiting on and then listen to a drooling pyscho gibber about babies and fisting during dinner and fend off his attempts to arrange for sex behind a building because he can’t do it at the shelter

8. Then the next day take ANOTHER Uber or taxi BACK to the airport, find terminal, check in, TSA screening, gate, board, fly back home coach, deplane, find taxi or Uber, pay for ride home or pick up car from long-term parking and pay fees, drive home, unpack overnight bag

9. Spend at least 80 dollars just in travel to and from the airport at home and to and from the airport in Spokane

ALL FOR A FUCKING MEAL.


Meanwhile Lucas is too lazy to approach women himself and demands other people “yeet” him “baes.”
 
Who the fuck would:

1. Arrange this flight to his city

2. Take off time from work/school/responsibilities

3. Pack an overnight bag

4. Drive self to airport and pay parking fees OR pay an Uber to get there

5. Locate correct terminal, check in at desk kiosk, stand in line through TSA screening, wait an hour at the gate, wait another 30 minutes while coach fills and gets seated and flight attendants review safety instructions

6. Spend a tedious 1 to who-knows-how-many hours in coach on a stuffy airplane, breathing the same air as strangers in close quarters DURING CORONAVIRUS

7. Land at airport near Lucas, locate ground travel, acquire taxi or Uber to get to whatever street corner Lucas is waiting on and then listen to a drooling pyscho gibber about babies and fisting during dinner and fend off his attempts to arrange for sex behind a building because he can’t do it at the shelter

8. Then the next day take ANOTHER Uber or taxi BACK to the airport, find terminal, check in, TSA screening, gate, board, fly back home coach, deplane, find taxi or Uber, pay for ride home or pick up car from long-term parking and pay fees, drive home, unpack overnight bag

9. Spend at least 80 dollars just in travel to and from the airport at home and to and from the airport in Spokane

ALL FOR A FUCKING MEAL.


Meanwhile Lucas is too lazy to approach women himself and demands other people “yeet” him “baes.”

Come on now, I mean it is sushi.com and churchills we're talking about here. Its totally haute hobo cuisine after all
 
I think in our fascination with Lucas and his antics, trying to find reason or logic to his actions, we have to remember, in the end, he is fucking crazy. He should be institutionalized, forced to medicate and locked away. There is no fixing him and he is incapable of fixing himself. The fact he is out on the streets is terrifying. He is a ticking time bomb. I hate to imagine how many more Lucas’s there are out there in our cities. Maybe it’s the fact I just woke up but it really hit me just how insane he is.
 
I think in our fascination with Lucas and his antics, trying to find reason or logic to his actions, we have to remember, in the end, he is fucking crazy. He should be institutionalized, forced to medicate and locked away. There is no fixing him and he is incapable of fixing himself. The fact he is out on the streets is terrifying. He is a ticking time bomb. I hate to imagine how many more Lucas’s there are out there in our cities. Maybe it’s the fact I just woke up but it really hit me just how insane he is.
Could not agree more with this. It absolutely infuriates me that he is not taken as a serious threat by local Police and his handlers. And while I understand we all have bodily autonomy, I also don’t think it is unfair or wrong to force a known bipolar, schizophrenic with a rap sheet for domestic violence and stalking to take his psych meds in order to keep his freedom.
 
Who the fuck would:

1. Arrange this flight to his city

2. Take off time from work/school/responsibilities

3. Pack an overnight bag

4. Drive self to airport and pay parking fees OR pay an Uber to get there

5. Locate correct terminal, check in at desk kiosk, stand in line through TSA screening, wait an hour at the gate, wait another 30 minutes while coach fills and gets seated and flight attendants review safety instructions

6. Spend a tedious 1 to who-knows-how-many hours in coach on a stuffy airplane, breathing the same air as strangers in close quarters DURING CORONAVIRUS

7. Land at airport near Lucas, locate ground travel, acquire taxi or Uber to get to whatever street corner Lucas is waiting on and then listen to a drooling pyscho gibber about babies and fisting during dinner and fend off his attempts to arrange for sex behind a building because he can’t do it at the shelter

8. Then the next day take ANOTHER Uber or taxi BACK to the airport, find terminal, check in, TSA screening, gate, board, fly back home coach, deplane, find taxi or Uber, pay for ride home or pick up car from long-term parking and pay fees, drive home, unpack overnight bag

9. Spend at least 80 dollars just in travel to and from the airport at home and to and from the airport in Spokane

ALL FOR A FUCKING MEAL.


Meanwhile Lucas is too lazy to approach women himself and demands other people “yeet” him “baes.”

Um excuse me but I think you are forgetting that he has magic sperm.
 
I honestly just kind of think he has the highschool mentality of "if I dont have a girlfriend I'm not cool". I feel like he's more so trying to prove to himself that he can get a girl, more than him wanting an actual human connection. I don't think he has the foresight or human ability to understand he needs shelter to survive, he just wants to have sex to prove hes a cool dude.
This is common among incels, and a mindset I can understand. Lucas had a girlfriend, though. And tells us repeatedly he had many before her. Lucas is more than your usual socially retarded incel. There's some power he wants to inflict on young girls.

I think in our fascination with Lucas and his antics, trying to find reason or logic to his actions, we have to remember, in the end, he is fucking crazy. He should be institutionalized, forced to medicate and locked away. There is no fixing him and he is incapable of fixing himself. The fact he is out on the streets is terrifying. He is a ticking time bomb. I hate to imagine how many more Lucas’s there are out there in our cities. Maybe it’s the fact I just woke up but it really hit me just how insane he is.
Sad reality is that in the US at least, there's a lot worse people than Lucas on the streets. Legit insane schizophrenics and bipolars that can't control themselves at all and will attack others. The mental health system is a travesty with how many people are disposed of like garbage with no care, or "care" that makes these people worse.
 
I usually only lurk, but I felt Lucas' facebook post tirade from yesterday needs to be archived.

Luke 12:15 is a specific warning against putting a love of possessions (earthly wealth, material wealth, not necessarily money) above your fellows and before God. Luke 12 was when Jesus had gathered a bunch of people and was ministering to them in the tradition of parables and "aesops". there is nothing here that has anything to do with cars (unless someone has like 20 of them or something and that car enthusiasm somehow takes precedence over living a pious life) or credit cards (a tool used to evaluate credit worthiness, or your consistent ability to repay debts).

Lucas' draws on "this is why i'm atheist" for this passage is nonsensical, as it's advice for living life in a pious way, it doesn't speak about any of His works or various articles of faith. i guess because at first sniff it says to be on guard against greed and he sees hypocrisy in Christians because many have a vehicle or a credit card and these are artifacts of greed (somehow)? did he not read the rest of the sentence? it distinctly says that life is not measured by the possessions you have. that right there is the essence of the parable: don't sacrifice yourself (principles, beliefs, et c) in favor of material wealth, because material wealth has no value against your soul.

John 13:34 is where Jesus predicts that after his death (this is before the Last Supper) that Peter would deny being a follower of Jesus out of fear or something. Jesus basically reminds them that their lives should reflect His teachings and by living a pious life in emulation of Jesus, then new people will know of Christ even without having heard of Him or been taught anything about Him. it means to lead by example and in this, Christ will never die, but be eternally alive in word and deed.

this is not erotic or romantic love, but the platonic love that dear friends and family have for each other, and in that, Jesus' memory and teachings are preserved in example and people will know that they are disciples of Christ.

the only possible way that this could be interpreted by Lucas as an atheist argument, is again his skewed perspective of hypocrisy where Christians are apparently not giving Lucas everything he demands and so do not "love" him. Christ never asked his disciples to love others by giving into their wishes - he told them to love each other and their fellows to illustrate a living example of Christ so that others can know Christ through their word and deed. this means to live a pious life, one where the greedy who does not seek to improve himself (as made in God's image) would burden others unjustly.

Proverbs 21:25-26
"The desire of the sluggard puts him to death, For his hands refuse to work; All day long he is craving, While the righteous gives and does not hold back."

or since he seems to like quoting the Gospels rather than the other books:

John 6:26-27
"Labor not for the meat which perisheth, but for that meat which endureth unto everlasting life, which the Son of man shall give unto you: for him hath God the Father sealed."

We aren't property, nor are we gifts to be handed to you on silver platters.
Lucas, like many fake feminists and (unfortunately) many otherwise mediocre men feel entitled to women in whole or in part. because they don't see women as people - they are objects and vending machines. look at how he phrases everything related to a possible relationship or what he desires to share with someone - it's almost always in terms of possession or a demand of obsequiousness. saying he just wants a nubile mother figure to fertilize i think misses that aspect. it's a critical part, in my opinion, of what tickles an alarm bell when trying to interpret Lucas' ramblings.

...if he were to somehow get a woman, that she would logically have a place of her own which since she was now his girlfriend, would mean he would naturally move in with her and live there.
i'm not sure about Washington, but i would imagine there aren't too many 18-24 year olds today that have their own place that isn't a dormitory or some sort of roommate situation (barring single motherhood as there are group homes and shelters that can set up apartments in short order for women with small children, a benefit that men aren't welcome to). WA can be an expensive place and with unemployment fairly high right now, on top of student loan debt, or being tied to a minimum wage job, it would be fairly difficult to be completely independent and have even just an efficiency apartment for a typical early 20 something.

no doubt Lucas would also expect the prospective girlfriend to literally baby him as well: cook, clean, earn money, purchase gifts, et c. Lucas has shown no meaningful ability or interest in maintaining to contributing to a household. if i recall correctly, he wasn't doing anything to assist Suzanne, either.

offering to sometimes provide a meal or something from welfare benefits is a pretty miserable contribution compared to fixed living expenses and the need to maintain income for sundries and consumables. maybe he expects the girlfriend to also be a welfare recipient? women tend to want to marry "upwards" so that's probably a tall ask.
 
I have never just seen anything like this. If I was homeless (God forbid), I would be focused on finding a place to live. There is nothing wrong with wanting a girlfriend, but priorities, man! Priorities! How out of touch with reality do you have to be to think a woman would want to date a ragman who lives on the streets and shelters?
Sad reality is that in the US at least, there's a lot worse people than Lucas on the streets. Legit insane schizophrenics and bipolars that can't control themselves at all and will attack others. The mental health system is a travesty with how many people are disposed of like garbage with no care, or "care" that makes these people worse.
When it comes to the "homeless problem," there's always the mention of those that "don't want help." Usually this category would cover serious drug addicts and literal pants-on-head crazy people, Lucas just seems perfectly content being a homeless failure, lack of zoomer bae notwithstanding. "The shelter (run by idiot hypocrite republican Christians) will put a roof over my head and adequate sustenance into my bottomless gut, so like... what's the problem? Fucking classist." While I guess it's apparent that Lucas does somewhat fall into the category @darkwingosonichugorl mentions, I guess the fact that he's not literally walking around barefoot with a collander on his head and a needle hanging out of his arm makes us forget that to his "credit" he is just his own brand of that crazy (his evidenced auditory hallucinations being another indicator of such).
Who the fuck would:

1. Arrange this flight to his city

2. Take off time from work/school/responsibilities

3. Pack an overnight bag

4. Drive self to airport and pay parking fees OR pay an Uber to get there

5. Locate correct terminal, check in at desk kiosk, stand in line through TSA screening, wait an hour at the gate, wait another 30 minutes while coach fills and gets seated and flight attendants review safety instructions

6. Spend a tedious 1 to who-knows-how-many hours in coach on a stuffy airplane, breathing the same air as strangers in close quarters DURING CORONAVIRUS

7. Land at airport near Lucas, locate ground travel, acquire taxi or Uber to get to whatever street corner Lucas is waiting on and then listen to a drooling pyscho gibber about babies and fisting during dinner and fend off his attempts to arrange for sex behind a building because he can’t do it at the shelter

8. Then the next day take ANOTHER Uber or taxi BACK to the airport, find terminal, check in, TSA screening, gate, board, fly back home coach, deplane, find taxi or Uber, pay for ride home or pick up car from long-term parking and pay fees, drive home, unpack overnight bag

9. Spend at least 80 dollars just in travel to and from the airport at home and to and from the airport in Spokane

ALL FOR A FUCKING MEAL.


Meanwhile Lucas is too lazy to approach women himself and demands other people “yeet” him “baes.”
Ah, but he'll also fork over $100 per date. Checkmate, greedmonger!
Um excuse me but I think you are forgetting that he has magic sperm.
It's like Bae and the Magic Spermstalk. She can climb his tower of telomeres to get the goose that lays the golden cheesy cukes.
Lucas' draws on "this is why i'm atheist" for this passage is nonsensical,
His oft repeated logic is totally ass-backwards nonsensical. "You say you believe in god, but you don't act like he says you should, therefore I don't believe in god."
no doubt Lucas would also expect the prospective girlfriend to literally baby him as well: cook, clean, earn money, purchase gifts, et c. Lucas has shown no meaningful ability or interest in maintaining to contributing to a household. if i recall correctly, he wasn't doing anything to assist Suzanne, either.
In the past he has indicated that he basically wants to be a house husband. Considering the perpetual hair-grease stain he had on his fartbox wall, that he pissed in his sink, and that he thinks that raising a kid is only barely a step above taking care of a pet dog or cat, I have a feeling it wouldn't work out well. Not to mention the maelstrom that would likely ensue when zoomerbae gets home from a long day of work, doesn't feel like putting out, and is less than impressed with a chicken carbonara that somehow has Sprite as a key ingredient.
 
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He posted a video on Instagram an hour ago of him literally screaming at his phone repeatedly about greedy men. He has completely lost his mind. It is honestly only a matter of time until he is locked up again and then we'll have no entertainment untl he is released back into the public.

For the love of telomeres someone please share!
 
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