Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

WonderWino said:
The only other possibility i'm seeing here is that the school has some kind of specific policy for 'special' students like lucas where they get the college version of a participation trophy and automatically get put on honor roll and the like as a self esteem thing to motivate them and lucas (unsurprisingly) didn't realize it and had no idea he was being pandered to and patronized
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It must be some "Everyone is a winner!" participation trophy in liberal la-la land because Lucas' explanation of how he made honor roll while being a part-time student and not even finishing his classes makes no sense.
 
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He's expecting far too much.
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Did he get banned from YouTube or did all the dislikes on his videos hurt his feelers? I noticed he has not posted any videos on his two pages in days.
 
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Not much new today.
More bitching about credit cards, Bernie Sanders, offering to pay people for dates, somehow acting like Bernie Sanders knows him personally and is on his side, he's starting to sound like a boring broken record at this point.

I like how he lists off reasons why younger women are great and his only redeeming aspect he brings to the table is that "some studies" suggest he'd give your kids stronger DNA, then he goes back to bitching about how you can't support Bernie Sanders if you don't hook up with him at the homeless shelter.
 
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klickitat said:

Not much new today.
More bitching about credit cards, Bernie Sanders, offering to pay people for dates, somehow acting like Bernie Sanders knows him personally and is on his side, he's starting to sound like a boring broken record at this point.

I like how he lists off reasons why younger women are great and his only redeeming aspect he brings to the table is that "some studies" suggest he'd give your kids stronger DNA, then he goes back to bitching about how you can't support Bernie Sanders if you don't hook up with him at the homeless shelter.
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Does Lucas think Bernie doesn’t drive or have a single credit card? I thought I read that Sanders has multiple houses. Regardless, having a credit card has nothing do to with wealth... the case could be made that’s it’s the opposite, rich people don’t actually NEED a credit card.
 
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Does Lucas think Bernie doesn’t drive or have a single credit card? I thought I read that Sanders has multiple houses. Regardless, having a credit card has nothing do to with wealth... the case could be made that’s it’s the opposite, rich people don’t actually NEED a credit card.
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Most people have credit cards simply because of the way the system is engineered- I know one person who’s in her 30s and has never had a credit card and she is running into more and more issues as she gets older because when it comes to things like renting an apartment she basically doesn’t exist on paper since she’s never had a credit card or a loan. Sucks too cuz you’d think not owing anyone any money would be a good thing and not a detriment.
 
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Free the Pedos said:
Am I reading too much into it by being creeped out by the fact that he says “could be my kid”, like he’s fantasizing about this poor girl being his daughter, rather than something a bit more ambiguous like “could be the same age as my theoretical kid”?
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Not a reach at all. Lucas has posted pedophile-incest things before.
He's a narcissist, the next best thing to loving himself would be loving someone he helped create.
 
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For some reason I find it absolutely fascinating how this is what he picked to focus on? It doesn’t bother him not having a house or an income or not being deemed responsible enough to have his own money. But god forbid he doesn’t have a girlfriend.
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Isn't it amusing?

His Love Quest is his one cause. It is what he does, what he worries about, what torments him: a spectacular, decades long history of romantic failure and rejection. He has 99 problems, and only cares about the bitch one.

He's like a cartoon character in this respect, always producing the same gags.
He had been lonely and single for 99.9% of his life.

As for why he focusses on it, I offer two complimentary theories.

One, it's the issue that speaks most directly to his self esteem and his sense of himself as a failure. Since the age of 6, girls have spurned him, boys have laughed at him. His inceldom may represent his general failure to build a life worth living, or praising. If he gets the bae, the rest will right itself, he reasons. Parents won't be ashamed (he'll give them grandkids!), women will praise him, men will envy him. Plus, he'll have someone to boss around and take care of him (and anally torture).

Lucas will finally be vindicated, and his 40 years won't be in vain.

Second, with so many problems, how does one tackle any of them? He must be overwhelmed and lost in the face of all the shortcomings he has to deal with. Virtually all everything about his life is a disaster. Physical health, education, finances, mental health, living arrangements, relationships, everything is fucked. It's just too much to tackle, so he focusses on the discrete challenge of the Love Quest.
 
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