Careercow Andrew Dobson (aka Tom Preston)

[tepid]

Nah, his beer belly's just jiggling.

Step through the GIF, it's a specific mouth position where the stomach is 1px too high. Rest of the mouth positions are correct.

If it were intentional then the mouth would be animated separately from the belly. But they're not it's a sequence of entire bear frames.

 

[Ruin]

Someone needs to inform him that no matter how many much money he blows on expensive upgrades Skyrim will always run like shit on a Mac.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

Now he's inflating men.

Spoiler

http://tompreston.deviantart.com/art/SYAC-Suck-It-Up-440674429


mkay technically not inflating but vacuum-sealing but it looks like a creepy deja-vu...

 

[Wulfgar Von Heltzer]

Just an FYI, his two newest donators are ED posters, who I believe are planning to drop their donations by the end of the month (2 dollars each I think), so they won't be charged and he doesn't get jack shit from them.

So unless somebody else donates 2 dollars by May, he won't have reached his first milestone this month.

 

[wheat pasta]

Good thing he told us what art it was 'referencing', I would never ever ever in a million years have guessed why that lame punchline is supposed to be funny.
Also, STAY STRAIGHT!!!

 

[Dumb Frogposter]

Just an FYI, his two newest donators are ED posters, who I believe are planning to drop their donations by the end of the month (2 dollars each I think), so they won't be charged and he doesn't get jack shit from them.

So unless somebody else donates 2 dollars by May, he won't have reached his first milestone this month.

So much for that wallpaper

 

[skeletonfucker]

Now he's inflating men.

Spoiler

http://tompreston.deviantart.com/art/SYAC-Suck-It-Up-440674429


mkay technically not inflating but vacuum-sealing but it looks like a creepy deja-vu...

Look at those unrealistic standards for men!!

 

[Chan the Wizard]

I can't believe Dobby would actually draw a vacuum cleaner. There is so much troll artwork with it that I find it hard to believe he really didn't see what that would open him up to.

 

[Philosophy Zombie]

we can see from his tweets today Dobson exhibits all the qualities an aspiring successful animator should have

initiative and determination

talent

willingness to accept criticism

and most of all, no self-pity

edit: featured post, wowzers

 

[Bugaboo]

Literal hell, eh?
Why don't you tell that to survivors of the holocaust, abuse and other terrible things

 

[AnOminous]

we can see from his tweets today Dobson exhibits all the qualities an aspiring successful animator should have

willingness to accept criticism

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So basically "I suck and I don't care, waaah, it's tough being me."

No wonder he doesn't have a job.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

Nookie Bear is the only lolcow who currently makes me feel rather A-Loggy. He's such a pathetic whiny fussing and griping little man, who's at the same time super smug and self-important.

(mkay there are also the loveshys and that one Neo-Nazi who intends to snort balloons up his nose and they are far worse than Nookie Bear, but I wouldn't classify those as lolcows in a stricter sense, they are more like horrorcows.)

 

[Philosophy Zombie]

Literal hell, eh?
Why don't you tell that to survivors of the holocaust, abuse and other terrible things

But people on the internet said mean things to him! That's literally a civil rights violation! It's almost as bad as when Brianna was forced to suffer the tragedy of writing death threats to herself.

I imagine Dobson would really resonate with this gif.

Spoiler

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Nookie Bear is the only lolcow who currently makes me feel rather A-Loggy. He's such a pathetic whiny fussing and griping little man, who's at the same time super smug and self-important.

Man gets my inner art critic going, and I suck at drawing almost as much as he does.

It's sad really, he brings out the worst in us and yet, he's the only one out there egging himself on at this point. I'd almost feel sorry for him if not for the inane things he goes on saying and doing.

 

[John Titor]

If only he put that much effort into...everything else.

 

[Dr. Meme]

People are making me draw comics just because they are paying me for said comics. Sometimes I feel life is kicking me in the balls.

 

[Johnny Bravo]

In his Patreon video in one of Dobears frames the stomach is misaligned.

BFA in Animation my ass!

I've seen better work from the animation class I took my freshman year of high school.

 

[AnOminous]

I've seen better work from the animation class I took my freshman year of high school.

I would like it if someone would make a Flash game where you could beat the shit out of that bear.

 

[Adamska]

I've seen better work from the animation class I took my freshman year of high school.

You go on Newgrounds (and yes people it is still alive, you can literally google dat), and you have an okay shot at finding something on the portal that was more well done than anything Dobbo has spewed out of his sobbing facehole.

 

[IanBrannanSOMETHING]

The most troubling thing about the Patreon video is how Nookie Bear alternates between having four fingers and five fingers several times.

Even if the rest of the animation isn't up to scratch, at least keep that ONE THING consistent!