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!?!?!?!?!?!? Self-spunk swallowing???!?!?!?!?!?!?????? EWWW!!!!!!!!!!Chris made two sex tapes and swallowing his spunk. There are way more ways Yaniv can degrade and humiliate himself.
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!?!?!?!?!?!? Self-spunk swallowing???!?!?!?!?!?!?????? EWWW!!!!!!!!!!Chris made two sex tapes and swallowing his spunk. There are way more ways Yaniv can degrade and humiliate himself.
!‽‽‽‽‽? Self-spunk swallowing??‽‽‽‽‽‽?????? EWWW!!!!!!!!!!
Oh good! So we know he has erections.
He claims it's defunct but then again he claims so many things.In all fairness, speaking as an adult heterosexual woman who has, in fact, seen circumcised (as well as intact) penises before: I'm genuinely not sure how erect this ... erm ... thing is.
So sorry for the potential TMI but: it looks sort of ... floppy ... for a proper erection. And sort of ... structured ... for flaccid state.
Does he have erectile dysfunction?
Also: I'm going to get drunk now, having seen THE THING and then somehow thought it was a good idea to describe it in words ... bleurgh!
Didn't he also claim he had two sets of fully functioning genitalia, though?
Then again: as you correctly observe, what on earth HASN'T he claimed at this point?
Also, having seen THE PICTURE, my memory and cognitive functions may or may not be affected by minor PTSD, so what the fuck do I even knkw anymore?!
He claims it's defunct but then again he claims so many things.
Can we trick Yaniv into doing it? Like pretending we are a 10 year old or something and lure him in with tampon speak as a trap then just suggest it to him..Chris made two sex tapes and swallowing his spunk. There are way more ways Yaniv can degrade and humiliate himself.
They crave attention, and since doing stupid attention whoring shit outside during a pandemic is a recipe for really pissed off cops and an unsympathetic public.What Covid-19 did to lolcows getting urge to show their dick online?
Does he have erectile dysfunction?
Also: I'm going to get drunk now, having seen THE THING and then somehow thought it was a good idea to describe it in words ... bleurgh!
It was such a close shot I instinctively backed away from the screen.People in this thread talking about Nikocado Avocado and curiosity got the better of me.
Yaniv's egg dick is bad enough but I was not prepared for the eye of Sauro coin-slot busted asshole. I regret my life decision.
Ah yes that's how female clit looks like!Okay but please please don't blame me that this is the worst thing you've ever seen in your life!
Don't look at this unless you are okay with potentially going blind.
Here is what I beleive to be Jonathan's tiny penis:
Can he make himself pregnant if has both sets of genitalia? I don’t believe him
I've owned Hot Wheels that're bigger than this.. Thing.Okay but please please don't blame me that this is the worst thing you've ever seen in your life!
Don't look at this unless you are okay with potentially going blind.
Here is what I beleive to be Jonathan's tiny penis:
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