Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

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It's incredibly easy to fake for starters, even if it is true it's not proof that Maria Venezuela was a cam girl, it's proof that Asterios (unfunny faggot) said she was a cam girl. Anyone who takes asterios at his word is exceptional.

Or Asterios didn't even say that. Also Dick kind of jumped on that really quick like it was somehow a win for him so I'd have to say without some actual evidence it might just be bullshit. Either Asterios was wrong or that wasn't even Asterios.
 
Or Asterios didn't even say that. Also Dick kind of jumped on that really quick like it was somehow a win for him so I'd have to say without some actual evidence it might just be bullshit. Either Asterios was wrong or that wasn't even Asterios.

Stop before you disappoint all of Dicks Twitter followers again!
 
Or Asterios didn't even say that. Also Dick kind of jumped on that really quick like it was somehow a win for him so I'd have to say without some actual evidence it might just be bullshit. Either Asterios was wrong or that wasn't even Asterios.

Seeing how all of the people involved in this are overflowing with bile for each other, especially that PodAwful guy and he has already shown how he tries to gayop shit to get people to bite on their re;tarded revenge plot against Dick. I see how this can be another one of those gayops. But then again. Who knows at this point. I'm not buying stock in it before we find anything actually backing the "HulaGirl" is a cam whore theory. Him seething about it is pretty funny tho.
 
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Yeah, that's not correct. Your link is dumb, Dick specifically gives all people in his life nick names. Korean passanger, 80's girl, Mr. Velvet. etc.

That has kind of a cult leader vibe to it.

It's interesting to see the cope that he seeks/receives has morphed into a sort of motherly guilt trip: "I expect better from @AnOminous", or "Kiwi farms is kinda turning into reset era". It's akin to, "Honey, I'm not mad. I'm disappointed." See Dax, the problem is we don't care what you think of the Farms. We want you to join us here rather than lament from your gilded cage. Perhaps we should compete to see who can get screencapped next.

Yeah, well, that may have been slightly unfair but shit on every side is getting flagged. Third-party shit-stirrers? Maybe. He's certainly made a bunch of noises about how unhappy he is about the thread and how he knows Null. Why? Why is that relevant? What meaning is that supposed to convey?
 
That has kind of a cult leader vibe to it.



Yeah, well, that may have been slightly unfair but shit on every side is getting flagged. Third-party shit-stirrers? Maybe. He's certainly made a bunch of noises about how unhappy he is about the thread and how he knows Null. Why? Why is that relevant? What meaning is that supposed to convey?
It's most likely some of Dick's retarded fans, not Dick himself.
 
Yeah, I don't get why comparing us to the most trustworthy mainstream news outlet available (his own words) would be an insult?

It's like some kind of weird Freudian slip.

A lot of bullshit gets posted here, but it generally gets corrected fairly quickly, even if there are some weird ones (like Barb having a reverse mortgage on the house) that keep popping up over and over again. Every thread seems to have at least one "no that didn't happen" thing that people keep saying anyway.
 
A lot of bullshit gets posted here, but it generally gets corrected fairly quickly, even if there are some weird ones (like Barb having a reverse mortgage on the house) that keep popping up over and over again. Every thread seems to have at least one "no that didn't happen" thing that people keep saying anyway.

Grim reminder that a fair whack of people still don't believe that Jim's dox was legit because of how fucking hard PTP fucked up the drop with their autistic games.

I still remember just how furious Null was in chat when that went down.
 
Hey janny, in your blind rage you fucked up the last screenshot in my post about Marie's mom. Fix it.

Edit: Fixed it myself, I'm sure you have plenty of sweeping to do elsewhere
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He really should just go ahead and sign up here. It's a perfect format, Dax. We know you can't think on your feet. You'll have ample time to proofread and edit those hot one liners. You can even upload clips of your silly and totally random Family Guy voices to own us. The possibilities are endless! Or you can just keep showing how not mad you are via screencaps and having your handmaids on Twitter tell you that they still think you're cool.
 
Null mentioned Dick's sperging briefly on stream
Janny Joosh is right: the 'rona's turning everyone exceptional. I don't know how much of this is true, but I heard LA's due for another three months of lockdown. If so, this thread will guaranteed provide me with quality entertainment through the Summer.
 
Found an old archive of Dax's myspace page. Apparently he dressed up like Ace Ventura for his birthday.
//www.myspace.com/daxer
great find! Myspace and Friendster really fucked the internet archaeologists by not at least giving the data and pages to some website.

the amount of gen-x and millenials who's lolcow and autism moments are perfectly gone because of that is huge. same with the comment sections wiped from tons of articles.

Dax is 100% the sort of vain faggot that would have gone all out on his page. Also were people still doing Ace Ventura shit that late into the 90s? its sort of sad. imagine still dressing up like borat now.
 
Found an old archive of Dax's myspace page. Apparently he dressed up like Ace Ventura for his birthday.
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http://www.myspace.com/daxer

It was pretty good actually. He had the mannerisms of the character down too. Also Ace Ventura wasn't exactly ancient, it came out in 1994.

Acting as an antisemite isn't cool anymore? :(

Well, according to Sacha Baron-Cohen, it wasn't anti-Semitic for him to sing "Throw the Jew Down the Well" but if you thought it was funny you're anti-Semitic.
 
Also were people still doing Ace Ventura shit that late into the 90s? its sort of sad. imagine still dressing up like borat now.
It was pretty good actually. He had the mannerisms of the character down too. Also Ace Ventura wasn't exactly ancient, it came out in 1994.

I'll give one to Dax on this, before the internet really took off cultural icons/cornerstones/landmarks (whatever else you want to call them) didn't go through the blisteringly fast cycles in the public consciousness that they do nowadays. It wouldn't have been/wasn't considered "old" until a bit into the early 2000's.
 
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