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What is Chris traveled around the globe, a la Matt Harding, spreading cheer and joy to the world through his tard-dancing?

 
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Apocalypso said:
What is Chris traveled around the globe, a la Matt Harding, spreading cheer and joy to the world through his tard-dancing?

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First of all that guy is a total fag

Second it'd be hilarious if Christian traveled the world humiliating himself for all the world to laugh.
 
What if Chris and Pixyteri got together? After spending an hour browsing through her lolcow thread, I'm convinced she's the perfect match for Chris.
 
But Pixyteri still lives with her parents (correct me if I'm wrong here). She's had a number of menial jobs despite holding a degree and can't keep them, blows all her money on cheap weeaboo shit, etc etc. Sounds a lot like Chris if you ask me.
 
That Guy said:
But Pixyteri still lives with her parents (correct me if I'm wrong here). She's had a number of menial jobs despite holding a degree and can't keep them, blows all her money on cheap weeaboo shit, etc etc. Sounds a lot like Chris if you ask me.
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They're both losers, sure.

But personality-wise, they're pretty different. Chris can't really deal with people on an adult level. Pixyteri can, she's just a dumbass. She's had multiple sexual partners, for example.
 
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That Guy said:
But Pixyteri still lives with her parents (correct me if I'm wrong here). She's had a number of menial jobs despite holding a degree and can't keep them, blows all her money on cheap weeaboo shit, etc etc. Sounds a lot like Chris if you ask me.
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Christian would probably like Pixyteri a lot more than she would like him. He's a lot more desperate than she is, plus he's way too old for her :lol:. Pixyteri doesn't have a problem getting laid, she just has a problem keeping guys from running from her in fear of how crazy she is. Maybe she'd appreciate how that'd all go over his head, but he's not a teenage japanese boy, which is what she really wants. I think it comes down to, that even if they did hit it off she'd run off with the next guy that comes along everytime. As desperate as they both are, bottom line she's smarter and less desperate than him.

Although it would be hilarious to watch them drive each other crazy. They are both so dramatic there's no way they wouldn't blow up at each other over trivial juvenile shit.

Alas.... :heart-empty:
 
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Apocalypso said:
What if Chris was a urban legend, whereas if one person uttered his name three times in front a mirror, he'd appear?
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"Julaaayyy! Julaaayyy! Julaaayyy!"

That Guy said:
What if Chris and Pixyteri got together? After spending an hour browsing through her lolcow thread, I'm convinced she's the perfect match for Chris.
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But would her have sex with him?

What if someone made an A Christmas Carol-esque story in which an spirit teaches Chris abut his current situation and the onsequences of his behaviour by showing him the truth about his past, present and potential future?
 
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Mick92 said:
What if someone made an A Christmas Carol-esque story in which an spirit teaches Chris abut his current situation and the onsequences of his behaviour by showing him the truth about his past, present and potential future?
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It would end with Chris not listening and calling all the ghosts dang dirty trolls
 
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AnOminous said:
What if Chris were as fast as Sonic?
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His legs would snap like twigs after the first couple dozen strides. That sedentary lifestyle and the poor diet means that Chris' muscles and bone structure are shit and wouldn't hold up to the kind of stress that fast running does to your body.
 
What if Chris was addicted to Meccano / Erector instead of Lego?
 
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