Containment What If?

Apocalypso said:
What if Chris was a sumo wrestler?
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Chris' limbs are all atrophied and scrawny so he wouldn't do too hot. Sumo wrestlers usually have some serious muscles along with their bulk.

What if Chris met with a faith healer to try to get his atismu cured?
 
Marvin said:
It'd go a little something like this.
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I remember seeing that when it first aired, and hoping that Eric would say, "Just kidding." :lol:

Chris would probably do some variation of
Mimms said:
Chris yells at him, 'I'm going to smack your effing face down!' and TJ stands up like he's going to beat his ass. Chris shrinks back and and says 'I mean your face-down monster...'
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Apocalypso said:
What if Chris was bald?
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He almost is. Look at where is hairline is. I'm just curious about how long it will take for Chris to notice that he's going bald.

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What if Chris was not so much annoyed by weens as he is Disappointed with them. Feeling he's come to expect only the best in trolling (with the exception of BlueSpike) in his internet career. Starting to wonder if his years spent perfecting the art of lolcow are even worth it.
 
MrJakeTerror said:
What if Chris was not so much annoyed by weens as he is Disappointed with them. Feeling he's come to expect only the best in trolling (with the exception of BlueSpike) in his internet career.
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33 and Single White Translesbian...
...Seeking a CUTE SINGLE ♀FEMALE♀ TROLL
*18-21 years of age *does _not_ already have a lolcow* Single

If any WHITE KNIGHTS read this huge sign...
MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS!
Have a nice day ☺

What if Chris was a piece of poo? No, seriously-

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What if tomorrow Chris had an epiphany like he never had before about how he needs to improve his life?
 
Mick92 said:
What if tomorrow Chris had an epiphany like he never had before about how he needs to improve his life?
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He'd post about it on Facebook and wait for people to pat him on the back for being mature, then he'd pretty much put in the bare minimum before he got tired and gave up, making excuses like he always does. This would put him maybe 2-3 steps beyond what he'd done before and the forums would speculate about how long it would take for Chris to screw himself over again. I imagine that the most interesting bit about this would be that Chris would assume that this epiphany would entitle him to stay out of jail and get out of any recent troubles.

In other words, it'd be the same as normal only instead of him saying that GodJesus gave him a dream and a name, now it'd be a dream, a name, and an epiphany. The only things keeping him from achieving these goals is everyone else.
 
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