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What if someone in an actual position of authority or law enforcement gave a shit about Christian getting trolled on the internet?
 
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What if someone in an actual position of authority or law enforcement gave a shit about Christian getting trolled on the internet?
Realistically, things have mellowed out in comparison to the old days. At least in what we're seeing and hearing about.

I mean, what are they going to do? Throw a fit because there's a site that exists solely to chronicle and discuss every aspect of his life?
It's like a tabloid, but for spergs.
 
What if Chris actually KEPT his job at Wendy's and worked hard enough to be able to move out of the hoard and pay for car notes/insurance in addition to the regular bills.

The way I picture it...he would probably still be on his monthly tugboat, but combining that with the money he would be making from holding a regular job even if its fast food or Walmart, Chris could do like...whatever he wanted...in theory. Of course he would still be burning most all that income on vidya gamez, legos, animu, etc and all the money in the world wouldn't help him win Megan's heart, but hey...he could at least mass debate in peace right?

As for Sonichu, the quality would still be shit, but maybe just MAYBE Chris could have spent some time and money on a tablet and photoshop making Sonichu the best it could be in his own mind.
 
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e would probably still be on his monthly tugboat, but combining that with the money he would be making from holding a regular job even if its fast food or Walmart,

Not sure what the case is in Virginia but in my state if you work over a certain number of hours a week (like 15 or so) you usually lose the tugboat or it's severely cut back.
 
Not sure what the case is in Virginia but in my state if you work over a certain number of hours a week (like 15 or so) you usually lose the tugboat or it's severely cut back.
The type of tugboat Chris gets can take a lot of part time work before it's cut back, and even then, it gets reduced proportionally to how much you make over the limit. After a certain point, Chris loses $1 for every $2 he earns over the limit.
 
What if Chris became a medical tourist and got a sex-change in another country? I think the most shocking part would be him traveling somewhere.

Realistically, things have mellowed out in comparison to the old days. At least in what we're seeing and hearing about.

I mean, what are they going to do? Throw a fit because there's a site that exists solely to chronicle and discuss every aspect of his life?
It's like a tabloid, but for spergs.

Not quite like a tabloid; those are known for bending the truth about things.
 
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What if Chris starred in '50 Shades of Grey'?
"Chris held me down on his cum-stained air mattress and bound my limbs together, hog-timing me tight. He bent down and whispered in my ear, 'You're going to be my boyfriend-free girl, and we'll zap to the extreme all night long, sweetbolt.'"

I'm so sorry for this post...
 
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What if Chris became a medical tourist and got a sex-change in another country? I think the most shocking part would be him traveling somewhere.
They probably wouldn't let him on the plane to begin with as his hair was already considered a biohazard when he sent it to Mexico.

What if Bob and Barb were 20 years younger when they had Chris, and Bob served during Vietnam rather than in WWII?
 
What if Chris actively posted on the Farms
 
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