DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Schrödinger's Kat]

Anybody else confused by a person who would more than $100 to have Phil not say your tipping name (or at least, not have any idea what it translates to) just so you can get "butt love" and "veiny dick" on screen?

You know, I'm starting to wonder. And maybe this has been discussed already, but is it possible that the reason Phil's Chapter 7 went through is because a large portion of his tips are charged back, and that was shown in his PayPal statements, making his net income low enough to qualify?

That would certainly help explain a lot, the bankruptcy outcome, the vest streak, the constant pissy mood. Of course Phil could never admit to it or risk even worse troll tipping.

 

[actually]

You know, I'm starting to wonder. And maybe this has been discussed already, but is it possible that the reason Phil's Chapter 7 went through is because a large portion of his tips are charged back, and that was shown in his PayPal statements, making his net income low enough to qualify?

That would certainly help explain a lot, the bankruptcy outcome, the vest streak, the constant pissy mood. Of course Phil could never admit to it or risk even worse troll tipping.

I would consider that, except that my estimates mostly matched what he reported for July to December 2019, and that was without me taking out the fees he gets charged.

 

[DarkSydeDefender]

Just like how he loves her homemade custom tuna casserole and loves listening to Tibetan throat singing with her.

That's how adult relationships work. Real adults lie to each other and pretend to like each other's interests. That's what love is all about.

That and cooking, cleaning, running errands, and stepping up to get a part time job if needed

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

Aside from being easy as hell, I'm pretty sure a big part of why he likes Animal Crossing is because Kat likes it. And being the cuck that he is, I don't think Phil would dare shit on a game which the horse spends a lot of time on and loves, especially when she's the one doing everything on the island, hence being HER island.

It'd be funny if we could somehow get Khet to enjoy a game that Phil once cried about and hated so he'll do a complete 180 with his opinion on it

 

[Full Race Replay]

Didn't Phil confirm that he did?
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"The accident" is one of the only things that comes to mind that Phil has not retconned, and he has always said that it actually happened. But I can't wait to see what Phil says when he does retcon it in a few years.

 

[Gramh]

"The accident" is one of the only things that comes to mind that Phil has not retconned, and he has always said that it actually happened. But I can't wait to see what Phil says when he does retcon it in a few years.

Well he did retcon it immediately following the thing, saying that he was just scratching his leg or banning people for mentioning it. Then he retconned his retcon because his original retcon failed and decided that it did happen and now he was going to make fun of himself for it. Then recently he retconned it further by saying he never said it didn't happen and always laughed about it.

 

[Pargon]

You're talking about a man who has solidly for 46 days going on 47 got his viewers to pay him $100 collectively (usually with a handful of small incremental tips and a few large tips) to wear a vest.

Not to be pedantic, but it's $200 per day, and I only emphasize that because I want everyone reading to understand the positively absurd weekly income this man is getting in the vain hope that at least one of his pigs will read this and finally insert the cylindrical peg in the similarly shaped hole and realize that no person who lives the way he does ought to still be crying poor.

 

[actually]

Not to be pedantic, but it's $200 per day, and I only emphasize that because I want everyone reading to understand the positively absurd weekly income this man is getting in the vain hope that at least one of his pigs will read this and finally insert the cylindrical peg in the similarly shaped hole and realize that no person who lives the way he does ought to still be crying poor.

$5800 in tips alone just this month. Approximately $5275.29 after fees and whatnot are taken (and assuming that all tips I didn't count are $1, which obviously undershoots by design).

 

[Gramh]

Not to be pedantic, but it's $200 per day, and I only emphasize that because I want everyone reading to understand the positively absurd weekly income this man is getting in the vain hope that at least one of his pigs will read this and finally insert the cylindrical peg in the similarly shaped hole and realize that no person who lives the way he does ought to still be crying poor.

Oh I recognize it's twice a day. The fact he had the balls after that little tard broke free from his wrangler and dropped $520 on him to turn around and have his hand out again later that day expecting at bare minimum $100 speaks volumes to his character and how little his paypigs can seem to grasp how this man should never ever be in financial trouble.

 

[Paladin Derich]

The next thing will be the last hour of his evening stream repurposed as a post-stream stream.

 

[Pargon]

The next thing will be the last hour of his evening stream repurposed as a post-stream stream.

He has those already, even if they're intermittent for the moment. We lovingly refer to them as "boomer segments".

 

[Funko Pops NFT collector]

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I always find myself re-watching the TIHYDP of Mario Sunshine every now and then. The best part of watching Phil is that he gives you the motivation to replay one of your favorite games and give it the gameplay it deserves, like wrapping an abused dog in a warm blanket.

You reminded me of something,someone posted a video here of Phil playing mario sunshine and he wants to look around a wall in the game and he is moving is head from one side to the other as if he cloud look around the wall in the game by moving his head,its so fucking exceptional its hilarious,pls if the person that posted that can repost it so I save it for posterity I would appreciate it.

 

[TheTractor]

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$5800 in tips alone just this month. Approximately $5275.29 after fees and whatnot are taken (and assuming that all tips I didn't count are $1, which obviously undershoots by design).

So 800$ more than his monthly buisness fee basically. ''snort''

 

[tzgnilki]

You know, I'm starting to wonder. And maybe this has been discussed already, but is it possible that the reason Phil's Chapter 7 went through is because a large portion of his tips are charged back, and that was shown in his PayPal statements, making his net income low enough to qualify?

That would certainly help explain a lot, the bankruptcy outcome, the vest streak, the constant pissy mood. Of course Phil could never admit to it or risk even worse troll tipping.

he got away with chapter 7 because he claimed taxes as a monthly expense, plus $5,000 in business expenses, and $5,000 personal expenses

he lied just enough to come in under the threshold for the income to qualify for chapter 7

as we all know, he doesn't pay his taxes until he sets up a payment plan, and his business/perosnal expenses are nowhere near $10,000

 

[Gramh]

he got away with chapter 7 because he claimed taxes as a monthly expense, plus $5,000 in business expenses, and $5,000 personal expenses

he lied just enough to come in under the threshold for the income to qualify for chapter 7

as we all know, he doesn't pay his taxes until he sets up a payment plan, and his business/perosnal expenses are nowhere near $10,000

My favorite, outside of the inexplicable 5K+ business expenses, was the $600 grocery bill. A family of 5 barely puts that much food down a month, I don't know why Nancy didn't call that out knowing there was only 2 people on that bill.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

My favorite, outside of the inexplicable 5K+ business expenses, was the $600 grocery bill. A family of 5 barely puts that much food down a month, I don't know why Nancy didn't call that out knowing there was only 2 people on that bill.

Viewing past condo tours with a peek inside his refrigerator, he doesn't have an expensive taste in foods. $600/month seems unreasonable. But on the other hand, he showed he does stock his fridge with a lot of "mixers" for drinks. I would venture a guess that part of that $600/month on groceries includes his "liquid groceries" he buys at the liquor store.

Based on what I found last December, I estimate his home goes through at least two bottles of booze a week.

 

[DiabeticSP]

I'm surprised Kat lets him drink. Could be part of why he's always so surly, not enough booze to mask the trainwreck that is his life.

Plus remember on groceries Phil is constantly buying only The Best of prepackaged meals. Those chicken patties add up quick.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

Remember that no matter how much of an attitude he may have on stream, he's almost assuredly a huge pushover whenever it comes to his wife, and I'm sure she does everything she can to ignore his streamer side. Made easy because he locks himself in his tiny kingdom all day and never interacts with her or even his cat while he streams.

 

[Forbidden Math]

Reminder that the person under the strongest pignosis is Phil himself. He's convinced himself he's happy in his sham of a life and I'd almost feel bad for him but then I remember it's Phil.

 

[Prince Lotor]

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You reminded me of something,someone posted a video here of Phil playing mario sunshine and he wants to look around a wall in the game and he is moving is head from one side to the other as if he cloud look around the wall in the game by moving his head,its so fucking exceptional its hilarious,pls if the person that posted that can repost it so I save it for posterity I would appreciate it.

He does it here Timestamped @ 7m40s