Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[Sheryl Nome]

Anyone who reads their own thread on the farms is a retard

 

[MemeGrey]

Dick talking to his two fans while a kiwi tries to debunk him. (Colorized, 2020)

 

[George Cuckzunian]

Big words for a guy who sits in his mother's house and jerks off to loli and posts on a gay e-drama site all day.


You're not hurting Dick's feelings. HE'S LAUGHING AT YOU, exceptional individuals!

I told you not to read that in the spoiler tag. Can someone this. He violated my hug box safe space.

 

[Physics Ninja]

Big words for a guy who sits in his mother's house and jerks off to loli and posts on a gay e-drama site all day.


You're not hurting Dick's feelings. HE'S LAUGHING AT YOU, exceptional individuals!

Do you have to force Mint to wear a sack over her head or does she realize what she looks like and instead volunteers to do it?

 

[News Babe]

Do you have to force Mint to wear a sack over her head or does she realize what she looks like and instead volunteers to do it?

Don't be silly, she has sex with Dick while Riley watches and wishes he had a penis and could be like his internet daddy.

 

[Love Machine]

The accursed cycle is playing out.

Daddy beats mommy.
Then mommy beats the son.
Then the son takes the dog outside, and rapes it.

We all know who we are in the cycle.

 

[Garth]

Keep posting about your obvious envy of a more successful man. What have you done with your life besides make fun of other more successful people, in your gay little hugbox?

You're trying too hard.

 

[Unog]

You're trying too hard.

He can't stop now, Dax is about to blow a wad in his mouth. He doesn't want to disappoint his e-daddy, after all.

 

[Popper Whiting]

You're trying too hard.

They always do but it never fails to entertain.

 

[George Cuckzunian]

Wait a minute.... Didn't HAD say something about Dick lets Marie Valenzuela sleep with other people?

 

[Monster]

Still totally not upset about the thread. You tried your best Skyler

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[Yaniv’s Hairy Balls]

"everyone in my kiwifarms thread are alogs". Different wording, suspiciously familiar sentiment.

AND jilted exes (is he implying we’re his jokes exes or just sad little ppl in general?) sounds like someone is projecting..

I liked Gator's response. I wish there were more personally offended people in this thread. It'd be much funnier.

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[Garth]

The Galactic Irony of this statement

 

[OwO What's This?]

talking shit is done betwe‌en no more than a handful of people, Dick

this is getting inside of a dunk tank and egging on a crowd to take their best shot.

most people will miss.

some won't.

and you're doing it for free.

 

[Manhog]

This thread sucks ass Wow man he sure is a lolcow for. . . reading kiwifarms and making fun of an internet tough guy. . . trying to cancel an LSD trip. . . and having a gf with an avarage face

 

[Garth]

This thread sucks ass Wow man he sure is a lolcow for. . . reading kiwifarms and making fun of an internet tough guy. . . trying to cancel an LSD trip. . . and having a gf with an avarage face

What a wholly unique and original assessment.

 

[Popper Whiting]

This thread sucks ass Wow man he sure is a lolcow for. . . reading kiwifarms and making fun of an internet tough guy. . . trying to cancel an LSD trip. . . and having a gf with an avarage face

You left out the dubbing us Karen Farms before demanding to talk to our manager Jewsh.

 

[Manhog]

What a wholly unique and original assessment.

as unique and original as this thread is funny

 

[George Cuckzunian]

AND jilted exes (is he implying we’re his jokes exes or just sad little ppl in general?) sounds like someone is projecting..

Reminder that 11 months before this shit took off Dick sent his cappos to fuck with her creative Twitch streams

https://old.reddit.com/r/TheDickShow/comments/c0y7c6/wtf_happened_to_jlh/

And they Celebrated JLH's Medium article being taken down.

https://old.reddit.com/r/TheDickShow/comments/gekjuk/uh_oh/

Thank God some one archived this trashfire

 

[Unog]

This thread sucks ass Wow man he sure is a lolcow for. . . reading kiwifarms and making fun of an internet tough guy. . . trying to cancel an LSD trip. . . and having a gf with an avarage face

as unique and original as this thread is funny

I'm sorry your precious internet daddy is being made fun of, but: