If you could travel back in time and kill one person, who would it be and why? - Change history the kiwi way!

[AMHOLIO]

The first mammal to evolve on the planet.
Mammals were a mistake.

Finally, the first confirmed lizardman on the farms. Can we join the illuminati through you or has our incel and trans killing form not reached that level of power yet?

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either him, or robespierre

I feel but to be fair this meme is also right

 

[PrussiansMarchingOn1819]

Oliver Cromwell
Sultan Mehmet II
Tariq ibn-Ziyad,

 

[Chicken Picnic]

Emily Brontë so I never would have had to have my life tainted by the attrocity that is wuthering heights

 

[No. 7 cat]

Woodrow Wilson.
More Teddy Roosevelt, Yurope doesnt have a legitimate reason to despise muricans, Jim Crow laws don't happen and world politics would be less polarized.

Muhammad ibn Saud.
Founder of the ruling dynasty in Saudi Arabia, which helped salafis rise. Granted them rising is more due to the Sykes-Picot agreements, but they existing was always a treath.

Joseph Mengele
I know is too easy but OP just said not Hitler or Stalin.

Hosni Mubarak
This pigdog just makes me sick. Corrupt deviant and disgusting.

Dunno about Mubarak. He seems an interchangeable dictator, with a job of keeping the little people quiet or riled up against something imaginary, and the loot flowing towards the powers that be. I would opt for Nasser. Inspiring and personally brave he might have been, but his socialist economic policies meant genuine economic growth in Egypt really lagged behind population growth. Socialism is never good. Temporary economic development from house building and importing steel mills just cannot be sustained.

 

[Witthel]

Muhammad

Mainly because I'm curious about how history would've played out if Islam never reared its ugly ass head.

 

[Woke Blue Muttlema]

Dunno about Mubarak. He seems an interchangeable dictator, with a job of keeping the little people quiet or riled up against something imaginary, and the loot flowing towards the powers that be. I would opt for Nasser. Inspiring and personally brave he might have been, but his socialist economic policies meant genuine economic growth in Egypt really lagged behind population growth. Socialism is never good. Temporary economic development from house building and importing steel mills just cannot be sustained.

I agree with your stance absolutely, Mubarak pisses me off a tad more personally for his "punishment".

 

[1Tonka_Truck]

John Wilkes Booth Before he got Lincoln

I support this only because John Wilkes Booth was a couple years slow.

Osama bin Laden back in the 80's. If that doesn't work, as many CIA spooks as it takes to keep them from supporting Al-Qaeda against the ruskies.

 

[Pomniman]

I'd kill Ernest Hemingway before he started writing because his influence is a cancer on literature.

 

[No. 7 cat]

I support this only because John Wilkes Booth was a couple years slow.

Osama bin Laden back in the 80's. If that doesn't work, as many CIA spooks as it takes to keep them from supporting Al-Qaeda against the ruskies.

Jefferson Davis was horrified at the assassination, not just because he would be blamed, which he was for a time, but it would mean a harsher Reconstruction for the post bellum South. A milder Reconstruction might've meant a far less toxic postwar atmosphere.

 

[A Welsh Cake]

Margaret Thatcher so I can learn where her phylactery is.

 

[Kamov Ka-52]

Woodrow Wilson. For many, many reasons.

 

[PenguinSuitAlice]

Ricimer immediately before he killed Majorian. Would Rome still stand if the Last Strong Emperor had not been unjustly murdered by that villainous magister militum?

 

[Wendy Wheelchair]

Muhammad

Mainly because I'm curious about how history would've played out if Islam never reared its ugly ass head.

This is the one I think about often. Islam lead to the conquering and unification of a large swath of land that was full of just wandering faggots. It then went on to destroy a Christian Egypt that was the center of a lot intellectualism. Islam is what ultimately lead to the fall of the Roman empire with the sacking of Constantinople. Islam set Europe back centuries with its constant raids and what it did in Iberia.

I think the next target would be Mao post WW2 victory. Get it so that Chiang Kai-Shek wins and sets up something akin to what South Korea and Japan had under US supervision.

 

[Skully]

Lol I'd straight up murder the first human being to walk this planet just to see what happens

 

[User names must be unique]

Klemens von Metternich.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Emily Brontë so I never would have had to have my life tainted by the attrocity that is wuthering heights

But then how would Kate Bush kick off her career?

Anyway, I'll say John Money, Woodrow Wilson, and I'll throw in one Richard von Coudenhove-Kalergi

 

[Forgetful Gynn]

Keynes.

When Time magazine included Keynes among its Most Important People of the Century in 1999, it stated that "his radical idea that governments should spend money they don't have may have saved capitalism."

 

[soy_king]

Mohammed. Islam is arguably the most cancerous and regressive religion ever conceived of, behind even Marxism.

 

[King Buzzo]

Sima Yi, just to see how far the Three (or Four if you want to count Yan) Kingdoms would go to restore the Han or set their own dynasty. Also, Sima Yi must of had the greatest luck with the odds of his intense rival, Zhuge Liang, passing during Shu's northern campaigns, the internal weathering of the Cao Wei kingdom for him and his family to usurp, and the cakewalk conquest of Wu afterwards.

 

[LordofTendons]

Henri Le Roux, inventor of salted caramel.

I fucking hate salted caramel. I only like it plain. The problem with salted caramel is that the idiot adding the salt typically adds too goddamn much. This results in a ruined sugar high and makes the caramel useless. Because of this French asshole, people all over the place think that they MUST add salt to the caramel no matter what and I never get plain caramel. This fucker has ruined my enjoyment of sweets and snuffed out one of my thousand points of light. May his dogs all die and his sewers all overflow.