Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[Psicopax]

I don't understand what this thread is about anymore. Dick is apparently butthurt and a lolcow because he's stalking this thread, screenshotting and throwing shade on Twitter but Farmers are also just stalking his Twitter and posting screencaps and responding on the Farms. I'd like to know more about his financial crimes and blackmailing NP2 employees but noooooooo we have to call eachother fags via proxy over and over again.

Well you see, Josh in his infinite wisdom locked the Simp-Conspiracy thread and sent everyone spread across aaaaall the different e-celeb threads. The info is scattered. So we are locked into this barely functional thread that is barely a thread at all if you look at the OP. We are here because Janny Josh decided to push it all into this shit thread, among all the other e-celebs involved's threads and now those very e-celebs are gonna give him a stern talking to for not Jannying enough.

So if you wanna find consistent info you can try to find the Simp-Conspiracy thread wherever that one might be now, or you can jump from thread to thread and try to pick up info and piece it all together like a little puzzle. Cause i'm not gonna do it.

 

[Sped Xing]

No, it's about beans.

 

[Psicopax]

No, it's about beans.

A half-j.e.w bean

 

[MemeGrey]

I don't understand what this thread is about anymore. Dick is apparently butthurt and a lolcow because he's stalking this thread, screenshotting and throwing shade on Twitter but Farmers are also just stalking his Twitter and posting screencaps and responding on the Farms. I'd like to know more about his financial crimes and blackmailing NP2 employees but noooooooo we have to call eachother fags via proxy over and over again.

This thread has a lot of the drama in if you are genuinely interested: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/the-dick-masterson-simp-conspiracy.69432/

Well you see, Josh in his infinite wisdom locked the Simp-Conspiracy thread and sent everyone spread across aaaaall the different e-celeb threads. The info is scattered. So we are locked into this barely functional thread that is barely a thread at all if you look at the OP. We are here because Janny Josh decided to push it all into this shit thread, among all the other e-celebs involved's threads and now those very e-celebs are gonna give him a stern talking to for not Jannying enough.

So if you wanna find consistent info you can try to find the Simp-Conspiracy thread wherever that one might be now, or you can jump from thread to thread and try to pick up info and piece it all together like a little puzzle. Cause i'm not gonna do it.

It literally took me one search for the word "Simp" to find, so acting like its deleted or obscured is gay. Null explains why he locked the thread too.

 

[Psicopax]

This thread has a lot of the drama in if you are genuinely interested: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/the-dick-masterson-simp-conspiracy.69432/



It literally took me one search for the word "Simp" to find, so acting like its deleted or obscured is gay. Null explains why he locked the thread too.

I said "wherever that one might be now" because it kept getting moved. As in wherever on the site. Last i saw it was in a specially made place called Internet Mansion i think. Obviously its not deleted.

 

[Toast Sandwich]

Also i just wanna note that the person both Ralph and Gator are listening to about this is a fucking sped.
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"Woz Lee DM'd Yo Momma Guy!"
No. Its a youtube comment.
Its his name, Time since the post was made, subscibers
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At least the first picture of Woz Lee is from a youtube comment. No idea what the right one is.

GG no RE

Woz Lee, Kraut, CRP, Mundane Matt, Maddox...

Without all the lingering ghosts from the past, what would these people even have left to talk about? They try but nothing else will ever be as good as the grudges they got to exploit when they were at their peak. The only time they ever get genuinely animated any more is when they're pulling out the old ouija board to communicate with the afterlife. It helps them forget the slog of trying and failing to create something as good as they had years ago. AH THE TABLE MOVED!

They can keep pretending that the people here are the desperate ones for enjoying this new development, but if anything the reason it's happening is because audiences got bored with their desperation. If they really wanted to avoid this then they could've done a better job of making fresh content.

 

[King Nigger The 3rd]

Last i saw it was in a specially made place called Internet Mansion i think. Obviously its not deleted.

Internet mansion was what Internet famous was renamed to.

 

[Psicopax]

Internet mansion was what Internet famous was renamed to.

Should have kept it like that, its fitting. Like an Autistic MTV Cribs

 

[Immortal Technique]

We've been bamboozled. We got roped into one of the oldest tricks in the book; the 'only pretending to be retarded' trick.

http://archive.fo/RSqGA

 

[Shakka Ahmose]

We've been bamboozled. We got roped into one of the oldest tricks in the book; the 'only pretending to be exceptional' trick.
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[Toast Sandwich]

We've been bamboozled. We got roped into one of the oldest tricks in the book; the 'only pretending to be exceptional' trick.
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Who's got the old clip of Ralph talking to Josh, smearing residents on the farms and then saying it's the ones who aren't laughing at him that are the smart ones?

The deja vu is incredible. Is Dax now as drunk as Ralph was when he said that?

 

[George Cuckzunian]

We've been bamboozled. We got roped into one of the oldest tricks in the book; the 'only pretending to be exceptional' trick.
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I was only opening up $9,000 lines of credit for women, crying durring sex, and fighting with my lawyer for trying to hit on JLH while my girlfriend recorded me and secretly sending the audio out.... IRONICALLY!

 

[Toast Sandwich]

I was only opening up $9,000 lines of credit for women, crying durring sex, and fighting with my lawyer for trying to hit on JLH while my girlfriend recorded me and secretly sending the audio out.... IRONICALLY!

He really thinks MABTW is his "The Art of the Deal". Personally I'm looking forward to the revised 2020 edition, with a dedicated chapter on how to string along a tired mid-thirties divorcee with the promise of plane tickets and a pair of wings.

 

[Tookie]

The deja vu is incredible. Is Dax now as drunk as Ralph was when he said that?

Probably.

 

[Leominster]

Dick stole a joke from a self-described libertarian trap lmao. Pathetic.

The Libertarian Trap on Twitter

“@LABasedComedian @TheRalphRetort Ouch...having my joke stolen that fast. https://t.co/cR7E2NM2K9”

twitter.com

The Libertarian Trap on Twitter: "Ouch...having my joke stolen that f…

archived 24 May 2020 04:20:12 UTC

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[soy_king]

I don't remember if the time was mentioned, but wasn't Jewsh supposed to be on the Killstream today, or was that some other day?

 

[George Cuckzunian]

Dick stole a joke from a self-described libertarian trap lmao. Pathetic.

The Libertarian Trap on Twitter

“@LABasedComedian @TheRalphRetort Ouch...having my joke stolen that fast. https://t.co/cR7E2NM2K9”

twitter.com

http://archive.md/k6mVf

oh that's nothing Dick steals material all the time. He had an entire episode revolving around "if you are so smart than why aren't you rich". Adam Carola has a whole chapter in "Not Taco Bell Material" that whole thing was stolen from.
The Reddit thought Dick was just a dumb ass because Dick fucked up telling someone funniers joke.

https://old.reddit.com/r/TheDickShow/comments/es6y7y/cognitive_dissonance/

Intelligence and wealth

Dick is a prick for this false coupling. I don't listen to this show to find out I am broke and a fucking retard :( I have exposed myself here and...

old.reddit.com

Also bonus funny snark from the Reddit before Dick had the mods turn it into his personal hugbox

BIT IDEA: Dick pays fans to entertain themselves!

Hear me out. Dick has this crazy popular show because of his personality, and his humor, and his view of the world, what if, instead of Dick...

old.reddit.com

 

[big ups liquid richard]

We've been bamboozled. We got roped into one of the oldest tricks in the book; the 'only pretending to be exceptional' trick.
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Some of his tweets lately were very much in the style of Donald Trump. I think that was intentional. Those are the fucking around tweets. The rest, I'm not so sure.

 

[George Cuckzunian]

Some of his tweets lately were very much in the style of Donald Trump. I think that was intentional. Those are the fucking around tweets. The rest, I'm not so sure.

He should give it another try but remember to add that part where Trump is funny...

Spoiler: Don't read this Dick-heads, it will upset you.

Actually Dick has been very funny with this, just not in the way he thinks he is.

 

[Toast Sandwich]

Found it. It's even closer to how Dax is acting now than I even remembered. Are you popping xannies too Dax?

wHy Do YoU cArE?