TurboSwine
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I once caught a whale thiiiiisssssss big.
DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion
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My name is Phil and I'm a motherfucking faggot/
I look like a piglet and I'm hung like a maggot/
I sit on my ass and play games all day/
I need all your money in a major way/
My taxes are due and I'm broke, no lies/
I spent all my cash on some wrasslin' guys/
Need everyone's help, to save my 'pen/
So come watch the stream and make a do-nat-ion/
Saving Piglet Phillip
(What? Wha wha wha Whaat?!)
Saving Piglet Phillip
(Come ahn!)
Saving Piglet Phillip
(I pressed the buhhehn!)
Saving Piglet Phillip
(I COULDN'T EVEN BLAHK)
I'm the best vidyagamer in my own lil world/
Got me a cat and a horse that I pretend is a girl/
My fans really like me cuz I'm re-tar-ded like them/
They fund me in the hope I jack my dick on cam-e-ra again/
Saving Piglet Phillip
(I TOLD YOU TO BUY THE TOY)
Saving Piglet Phillip
(My parents are just fucking stupid)
Saving Piglet Phillip
(I never failed the mission)
Saving Piglet Phillip
(I'm a professional gamer)
Now its time for my little rap to end/
I've got missions to fail and tips to go beg/
My career is almost over and it won't last long/
But that's okay cuz I DID NOTHING WRONG./
(outro)
Croppered
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Phil is my motivation to improve my life. Though creating isn't my full-time job and it's something I do in my spare time, there's a small part of me that just thinks "if Phil can do it to the degree of his monetary success, I shouldn't be giving up as easily as I am."
I know that Phil's version of success is nothing to strive for, but the fact that he keeps finding ways to survive at least is motivating. I want to try to do it the "right way."
I know that Phil's version of success is nothing to strive for, but the fact that he keeps finding ways to survive at least is motivating. I want to try to do it the "right way."
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When in his entire miserable roachly life has he ever torn anyone a new asshole? Literally all Phil ever does when he encounters assholes online (read: anyone not a whale) is counter with howlingly awful out-of-date insults, call them a 'kid' if applicable, and rush to block/ban them. Just spam this for the dreaded pigroach combo. He must consider this tactic some 'MASSIVE OWNAGE!!!' each time.
'The sweaty wrestler cock up my ass was THIIIIIS BIG!'
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Agreed. I just came over to the forums to check if someone pointed out the obvious. And it was pointed out! Wauw!
There was only one instance when Phil drilled someone a new asshole, when this one recent faggot copyright claimed videos on Phil's behalf and piggy used factual truth to kick him into oblivion.
In literally every other instance he jumps on a moving hate train to safely profit of drama, often ending up speaking about himself (meeeee reeee).
When has Phil ever brought something new to the table? All he delivers is half knowledge he repeats and repeats till it sticks, ending up in unnecessary meaningless mockery for his own entertainment (I think of ProJared who got cross referenced in his playthroughs for no reason).
Or jealousy takes control of his brain. Or he just throws insults after he successfully ran away like a chicken. Or he just says "No, debunked!" when confronted with allegations, throws up a bunch of lies and contradictions and sends the culprit to banworld.
PHIL, nobody is afraid of your verbal attacks, you fight like a cow and you can't argue for shit, missing ability for basic logic included. You don't aim for the truth which is based in reality, you aim to convince the least resistent wheelchairs in your cultish group to believe your bullshit.
I dare you Phil. Come to the farms, face the kiwis. You won't, because you know you're full of shit. We're a collective of individually thinking brains and gathered tons of information on you, including all the contradictions you shout. But here is the clicker, Phil: The truth has nothing to hide. Come on, make us look really dumb.
You won't. In fact you wouldn't even pass the first hurdle, getting validated by a mod as the real DSP. You can talk really big in a safe brainwashed environment, how you do big boy stuff. Really cute.
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You expect too much, unfortunately, any sign of change scares him. That includes coming into the pit of detractors.
We got few things wrong probably, but majority of crap is just exposure of facts. So he has no option but to play into his narrative of detruuhcturs being shitheads, so he can't respond, since he did nothing wrong and all of this is just a insane morons trying to cancel him.
Self-awareness in the bottom 0 values, pussy ass thin skin and pignosis, what did u expect, something that could be counted as a respectful behaviour?
I've always wondered what would happen if the DSP subforum got turned to members only. And fresh members couldn't see the sub forum.
There's a few possibilities.
1) DSP already has an account and would continue to know everything the farms posted.
2) Phil has a First Encounter Autism Recon team of paypigs that relays everything back to him.
3) Phil thinks the farms has shut down...again...
There's a few possibilities.
1) DSP already has an account and would continue to know everything the farms posted.
2) Phil has a First Encounter Autism Recon team of paypigs that relays everything back to him.
3) Phil thinks the farms has shut down...again...
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hundredthousand
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I've got to think that Phil has some of his cuck minions monitoring this place and reporting things to him. I doubt Phil does the research himself but rather gets fed the news from his homo fans like papavera, colden colts, etc.
It's confirmed now that Phil has a secret discord for his mods so that's probably where they report to Daddy Phil and jerk him off.
PieceofShet
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2am gin tweets
Oh by the way guys... those dmleaks where he asked people to do it... doesnt exist!
DEBUNKED!
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lol
Oh by the way guys... those dmleaks where he asked people to do it... doesnt exist!
DEBUNKED!
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lol
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tzgnilki
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phil trying to prep his wheelchair symbols for the upcoming july tax saga,
he'll probably raise another $20,000 under the guise of "taxes", and disappear for a week to go on a "well deserved" honeymoon
he'll probably raise another $20,000 under the guise of "taxes", and disappear for a week to go on a "well deserved" honeymoon
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Don't be silly. He doesn't do any research, Google does once he sets the parameters
And he also fails to realize all he had to do was contact youtube to show they were fraudulent. And how would someone else's strike claims end up on dePhail's account?
hundredthousand
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I feel like it's getting to a point now where he doesn't even need a story to beg for money. His viewers just gave him over $10,000 to put on a vest, after all.
He could probably just now say "Give me money for WWE Champions!" and his whales wouldn't skip a beat in giving him thousands.
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I mean, he's aware of the farms, so I'm sure he knows that Chris-chan literally begged for money for toys and succeeded against all odds, I can't imagine the thought hasn't crossed his mind.
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KingjadVCMP
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Anyone remember the former twitch mod who showed video evidence of DSP talking about getting others to flag detractor videos? I can't mind the name, was something like jay-something maybe.
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Isnt getting YT to notice false claims really hard to do even when you have direct contact with them? Doesnt that make a proclamation of legal faggotry on another platform even more worthless?
Like Sterling went on about how YT would smite claims against him and he still gets them too, doesnt he?
You have wait it out or actuslly sic your lawyer on them, was always my impression.
Like Sterling went on about how YT would smite claims against him and he still gets them too, doesnt he?
You have wait it out or actuslly sic your lawyer on them, was always my impression.
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That would imply that Kat wants a honeymoon with Phil which I would count as dubious if she is still around at all.
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The core problem with his argument is that somehow, someone created, let's say, Dorksy dePhail account to imitate him and flagged the 'detractor' videos. Those notifications would be on Dorksy dePhail's account, not Darksy's
Comma
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@neger psykolog was given access to a mod's account and posted screenshots. Can't find the video at the moment, but I remember him making one because people wanted 100% proof the screenshots weren't faked.
(https://kiwifarms.net/threads/darksydephil-theycallmedsp-phil-burnell.975/post-3125271)
(https://kiwifarms.net/threads/darksydephil-theycallmedsp-phil-burnell.975/post-3125178)
And:
(https://kiwifarms.net/threads/darksydephil-theycallmedsp-phil-burnell.975/post-3125271)
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