Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[MemeGrey]

Digibro becomming a troon

This is the second time I've read this, is this for real?

 

[George Cuckzunian]

>the Kik account proves that Marie is linked to that screen name
>proves

I'd love an explaination for the Kik account with the profile picture that isn't reverse image searchable and obviously a selfie.

Dude, it's a single picture of a woman that looks like her. I've got no idea if it is actually her or not.
Wiped accounts? No idea. Maybe Hulagirl86 was the account podawful cammed under so he knew everything was wiped. Or it's just some other thot that went dark, who knows.
And of course dick doesn't want people talking about this. If it's true then obviously he doesn't want people knowing, if it's not true then he also doesn't want people lying or propagating a rumour that his partner, an elementary teacher, was a camwhore.

Wiped accounts over 10 years old? A drugs.com account talking about taking drugs matched up with leaks of her mental disorders? Did podawful fund a time machine?
Dick had no problem with the Rumors of the JLH thrupple getting talked about despite denying and refusing to talk about it. Also if Dick knew this was all bullshit wouldn't it make more sense to admit this is a handle she uses and they are trying to smear her with it rather than hide it from being shared in his safe spaces or vaguely threatening Joosh to clean it up?

> if I found a full on archive video with Marie Valenzuela stating her full name, social security number, date of birth, holding up two forms of ID, and doing exactly what has been mentioned in other leaks
Yeah but you don't have that. You have a profile picture of a woman that may or may not be her, and that's basically the only evidence after what feels like 3000 years of people like jessie bringing this shit up.

I get that Jessie is the source of the rumor, but Jesse isn't the reason I dug in to her. Dick denying that Marie Valenzuela had any ties to that screen name is what made me dig.

Which is more likely, a marketing SEO guy helped his oversharing gf her easily searchable past, got over confident about how alpha chad he was and claimed she had nothing to do with that screen name and forgot about her Kik account or Podawful went back in time, started a bunch of fake accounts under that name, and then deleted them so years in the future with info relavent and coresponding to Marie's leaked medical history so he could make up rumors about cam whoring? If you read my older posts you can see I am skeptical only saying the scrubbed account stuff was strange but not proof of anything. I am still out on the Cam Whoring accusation, but it seems clear this screen name is tied to Marie and Dax really wants to hide that.

 

[Obviously Alex Jones]

Everything around HulaGirl86. I am aware that there is not yet any proof of camwhoring, and there may not be. However Dick is the one who tried to say Marie had zero ties to the HulaGirl86 name. The Kik account proves that Marie is linked to that screen name. There are TONS of wiped accounts with that name, the wiped accounts seem to line up with leaks that Marie is mentally ill. Dick seems to get upset when it's mentioned, to the point where he asks his mods to all mentions of it, strange for someone who says its all fake and gay. Dick and his fan boys have talked in the reddit about suing for Revenge Porn then say "if he has pics release them."

Then again the way Dick heads have been acting at this point I'm sure if I found a full on archive video with Marie Valenzuela stating her full name, social security number, date of birth, holding up two forms of ID, and doing exactly what has been mentioned in other leaks they'd grab a broom and say that it is all photoshopped and Maddox/JLH/Asterios/Cameron Clarke/Andrew Simpson (Hazencruz)/Jess (male or female)/etc. plotted this and then do 3 shows on the Ralph Retort talking about how this was all fake and talking about how this could be faked.

Keep me updated, I gave up on that whole path to finding her as a cam whore, but if there is actual proof, this changes the tides.

 

[George Cuckzunian]

Keep me updated, I gave up on that whole path to finding her as a cam whore, but if there is actual proof, this changes the tides.

someone sent me something. It links to a dead myfreecams user account that has been scrubbed as much as it could but the name isn't the EXACT same so I don't feel comfortable saying it's her at all. My burden of proof for the cam whoring will be either:
-I find an archive of footage
-I find an old username that is exactly what Jesse claimed, HulaGirl86

I was skeptical at first, but seeing how bad Dax has so much stuff, and knowing that Maddox actively friends Camwhores and tries to date them (His gf Mental Jess broke up with him cause he started dating 'Cat Girl' who we later learned was a cam whore from the Warofthefanboys v. Asterios drama) . I wouldn't be surprised if Marie cam whoring is how Maddox and Marie met.

 

[ddlloo]

I'd love an explaination for the Kik account with the profile picture that isn't reverse image searchable and obviously a selfie.


Wiped accounts over 10 years old? A drugs.com account talking about taking drugs matched up with leaks of her mental disorders? Did podawful fund a time machine?
Dick had no problem with the Rumors of the JLH thrupple getting talked about despite denying and refusing to talk about it. Also if Dick knew this was all bullshit wouldn't it make more sense to admit this is a handle she uses and they are trying to smear her with it rather than hide it from being shared in his safe spaces or vaguely threatening Joosh to clean it up?


I get that Jessie is the source of the rumor, but Jesse isn't the reason I dug in to her. Dick denying that Marie Valenzuela had any ties to that screen name is what made me dig.

Which is more likely, a marketing SEO guy helped his oversharing gf her easily searchable past, got over confident about how alpha chad he was and claimed she had nothing to do with that screen name and forgot about her Kik account or Podawful went back in time, started a bunch of fake accounts under that name, and then deleted them so years in the future with info relavent and coresponding to Marie's leaked medical history so he could make up rumors about cam whoring? If you read my older posts you can see I am skeptical only saying the scrubbed account stuff was strange but not proof of anything. I am still out on the Cam Whoring accusation, but it seems clear this screen name is tied to Marie and Dax really wants to hide that.

Ok, here's an explanation. There was once a thot that went by hulagirl86. She camwhored. She regretted it or covered it up for whatever reason and DFE. She looked similiar to 80's girl.
Or a lesser explanation just for the kik shit. There was once a thot that looked like 80's girl and had a kik account for 2 days, but deleted it because she didn't get enough likes.

And I'm not saying that Jessie faked all this shit. I'm just saying that the closest thing to proof of any of the story is a single image of a woman that may or may not be her, and then a bunch of other incredibly circumstantial shit revolving around deleted accounts. Like I've said before, it could be her. It might be her. We might get real evidence it's her and that she engaged in triple penetration with dogs on camera. But right now I really don't think there is anything that reaches the level of 'proof'.

As to Dax trying to 'hide it', like I said it makes sense under both circumstances. She was a camwhore then it's fucking embarrasing for him and potentially fucks with her work so he rages against it and moderates it out of his reddit. She wasn't a camwhore and then it's infuriating to him that people are 'lying and implying' and trying to fuck with the him via lies about her, so he tries to quash it all.

 

[ddlloo]

Given that the yomomma guy clearly has some cognitive issues I wonder if dick is just trying to troll him into disowning and shitting on maddox. Which would be hilarious.

 

[fuzakeru na]

So once dax loses the Patreon paypig money he's just a fat balding greasy Mexican middle aged and childless living in a shit house and stuck with a two outta ten woman with a face full of craters. Is this the American dream?

 

[Disheveled Human]

So once dax loses the Patreon paypig money he's just a fat balding greasy Mexican middle aged and childless living in a shit house and stuck with a two outta ten woman with a face full of craters. Is this the American dream?

Come on his current girlfriend has a chin you can rest your balls on while she preforms fellatio that shit is an advanced play.

 

[George Cuckzunian]

Ok, here's an explanation. There was once a thot that went by hulagirl86. She camwhored. She regretted it or covered it up for whatever reason and DFE. She looked similiar to 80's girl.

I'm gonna press X to doubt on that one. At this point even if someone finds the actual pics it's the Shaggy "It wasn't me" defense.

Or a lesser explanation just for the kik shit. There was once a thot that looked like 80's girl and had a kik account for 2 days, but deleted it because she didn't get enough likes.

Did she also start a Drugs.com account that talks about taking taking drugs for mental disorders similar to what came out in leaks that Marie Valenzuela has? This mysterious missing twin also happens to be a fan of hula, something that Dick has publicly talked about on his show? Wow, this mystery doppleganger who no one can find any info about sure seems to be very similar to Dick's GF.

As to Dax trying to 'hide it', like I said it makes sense under both circumstances.

I agree, and I also initially said someone wiping their history online is not unusual. What is weird is the denial to absurd lengths. If it wasn't true, tell Maddox to sign a document agreeing you will not sue for revenge porn laws only to watch him fumble and claim some dumb high road crap. Then mock him for the High Road being spreading lies about an ex.

He could of saved a lot of headaches by saying "Yeah, that is a screen name she used for a long time. Now they wanna pretend shes a cam whore? Yeah of course I wiped her web history, have you seen the psycho A-logs I'm dealing with? If anyone has proof bring it forward, and we'll know if your lying by the account creation date"

If true.... well I think what we are seeing is the behavior of what Dick does when shit he doesn't want out there is true. I feel like the goal post keeps moving on this. First it's "she never was HulaGirl86", then it's "okay a HulaGirl86 who looks like her has an account but its not her", the "Okay, she MIGHT be HulaGirl86, but that doesn't mean she's a cam whore". Reality is not a negotiation.

 

[porsalin5]

Dax's high school friend Koren seems cooler and funnier than Dax. He should start a podcast.

http://krazykoren.com/?home

 

[Simulacrum]

So once dax loses the Patreon paypig money he's just a fat balding greasy Mexican middle aged and childless living in a shit house and stuck with a two outta ten woman with a face full of craters. Is this the American dream?

As long as booze, drugs and porn is available, everything will be alright.

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

So once dax loses the Patreon paypig money he's just a fat balding greasy Mexican middle aged and childless living in a shit house and stuck with a two outta ten woman with a face full of craters. Is this the American dream?

It's better than ending up on Liveleak get your head chainsawed off by Los Zetas in Mexico, but worse than ending up as a Harvey Weinstein type casting couching his way through Hollywood I guess.

 

[AnOminous]

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Given that the yomomma guy clearly has some cognitive issues I wonder if dick is just trying to troll him into disowning and shitting on maddox. Which would be hilarious.

He has something this pathetic and hilarious to mock and instead he's getting buttmad and babbling about lolsuits?

 

[Unog]

This thread's reminding me of the early days when Ralph's thread started to come around to him being a lolcow.

The obvious fans coming in, giving the thread topic an unreasonable amount of leeway, a ridiculous amount of favorable doubt, saying shit like "well he's always done this" to excuse the cowish behavior and antics, the whole thing.

It's what cements to me that he's only going to get worse, just as Ralph did. The parallels between when Ralph's thread "turned on him" (fucking lol) and Dax's current fall from grace are remarkable, though it seems he's going through the motions much faster than Ralph did.

I just hope that in time, even the people who don't want to see Dax for the cow he is learn to laugh at the fact that he's been bragging for years about "stealing" (also known as getting sloppy seconds) this:

from this:

as well as all the other cowish shit, like going for a cry-fuck after getting in an argument. Or constantly bragging about being a childless alcoholic druggie at 40. Or bragging about getting a crack shack for a million dollars. Or browsing his thread getting super assblasted that there's even a single place on the internet where his faggot mods and hugbox patrol can't shout down, flag, dox, ban, or otherwise remove people who mock his post-op Jim Carrey fuckin' ass.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

He has something this pathetic and hilarious to mock and instead he's getting buttmad and babbling about lolsuits?

Maddax threatening lolsuits of his own is the point of no return for him. He has so little self-awareness that he is going against the thing that supposedly set him apart from Maddox. There’s nowhere to go from here but down at this point.

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

Maddax threatening lolsuits of his own is the point of no return for him. He has so little self-awareness that he is going against the thing that supposedly set him apart from Maddox. There’s nowhere to go from here but down at this point.

I think him asking to speak to our manager is the end for him.

 

[Unog]

I think him asking to speak to our manager is the end for him.

I wouldn't really call it "the end", so much as the beginning of him cowing out. All the pent-up autism is finally flowing free and so far it's good entertainment.

 

[George Cuckzunian]

This thread's reminding me of the early days when Ralph's thread started to come around to him being a lolcow.

The obvious fans coming in, giving the thread topic an unreasonable amount of leeway, a ridiculous amount of favorable doubt, saying shit like "well he's always done this" to excuse the cowish behavior and antics, the whole thing.

RIP @The Potato Masher who was 100% not the show booker Riley. Keep popping those Xannies and falling asleep during the show. Thank you for offering everyone here a chance to come on The Dick Show, something no one but Riley or Dick could offer, then deleting your account after only a few minutes of getting made fun of and called out. You truly are the King of the Virgin contest.

Reference for people not caught up to when "not Riley" came into the thread to talk shit and accidentally outed himself

Why would Dick want anyone from the thread on his show?
Why would any of us want to pay money to enter his approved hugbox?
How are you gonna get anyone on the sho....
Wait, is this the booker Riley? Is this you trying to white knight for Dick? You typing is very similar to the butthurt moderator from the live show raid. Nice new account there. You should get verified if it's you.

Spoiler: Totally wasn't me guys and you can't prove it is and even if you can prove it I'm just an epic troll and its just a prank bro

 

[Disheveled Human]

While many of the posts dick displays to his twitter fandom are clearly autistic, he cherry picks the worst of the worst. Not giving the actually decent shitposts a good shake in order to buff up his image and make the farms look weak, shit is sad when you need to do that. If he had any balls he would post the reactions that stung the most and laughed at himself a bit to shake it off, but instead the ego gets in the way and you need to argue with children level escapades when the whole situation to begin with was a non-issue.

 

[KateHikes14]

I just want some lulz tho, his chick is sad looking and his house is embarrassing tier sure, but I can't wait to hear him complain to our manager or try to justify why his thread is any different than any of the other threads.