Plagued Waifu culture - Cartoon fuckpillows and the men (and women) who love them

[AnOminous]

As far as I’m aware, it’s a founding principle and the go-to response to “What if someone else already claims my waifu?” Matter of fact, the whole reason our old friend captaingrovyle jumped over to r/waifusoulmates is because he disagreed with this.

But if someone hasn't, your waifu a shit.

 

[Dick Justice]

The year is 2032, and in the post-apocalyptic dateless hellscape the number 1 trade is in bootleg waifus imported from exotic Oriental lands. Lonely souls horde and when necessary trade this new currency for essentials like soy food, zyme, and vaseline while slaving 18 hours a day in the Selenium mines to pay their Chinese waifumasters; they originally worked for more waifus, but now they break their backs in terror of their Oriental Overlords releasing cuck and blacked drawings of their favorite waifu. Murder is common as the slaves frequently discover that someone else has the same waifu as them, or that someone made a photocopy before trading a waifu drawing. The camera does a slow pan over all this while the soundtrack seamlessly shifts from vocaloid cpop to Carpenter Brut.

I'd watch it.

 

[Kekyoin1488]

The year is 2032, and in the post-apocalyptic dateless hellscape the number 1 trade is in bootleg waifus imported from exotic Oriental lands. Lonely souls horde and when necessary trade this new currency for essentials like soy food, zyme, and vaseline while slaving 18 hours a day in the Selenium mines to pay their Chinese waifumasters; they originally worked for more waifus, but now they break their backs in terror of their Oriental Overlords releasing cuck and blacked drawings of their favorite waifu. Murder is common as the slaves frequently discover that someone else has the same waifu as them, or that someone made a photocopy before trading a waifu drawing. The camera does a slow pan over all this while the soundtrack seamlessly shifts from vocaloid cpop to Carpenter Brut.

I'd watch it.

Nah
A reality show about 40-50 years old waifuists trying to get laid,stop being a living failure and get a real relationship would more interesting

 

[Dick Justice]

Nah
A reality show about 40-50 years old waifuists trying to get laid,stop being a living failure and get a real relationship would more interesting

Too depressing, like all those episodes of "My X00 Lb. Life" where the subject is unable to turn life around and dies of organ failure.

 

[Myalko]

Some more of the Marnie guy:

Spoiler: I'm friends with tons of women guys, I swear! I just happen to prefer (probably) underage cartoon characters.

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Here is his youtube channel, which also links to his steam
and twitter.


Probably took him a good week to muster up the courage though.

I know this is late and everything, but this guy is in a Discord server I'm in and routinely gets mad when art is posted of Kasumi (the new girl in the re-release of Persona 5) with anyone but the game's main character. This is because he kins with the MC. It's absolutely ridiculous. Oh, and he has "kidfus", which I assume are like waifus but adopted children. One of these is Narancia from JoJo Part 5.

Oh, and he's now in a "polyamorous relationship" with Marnie and Kasumi.

EDIT: I should also add on that some time last year, he "married" a waifu on twitterm accompanied with some godawful artwork. However, this waifu hasn't been seen since. Really makes you wonder.

Spoiler: The Twitter Marriage

https://twitter.com/MushKinPuff/status/1139904530240458753

 

[BanyaHat]

As far as I’m aware, it’s a founding principle and the go-to response to “What if someone else already claims my waifu?” Matter of fact, the whole reason our old friend captaingrovyle jumped over to r/waifusoulmates is because he disagreed with this.

There are SO MANY users on r/waifuism who disagree with this though, even if they're not open about it.

We had that one Elsa waifuist have a mental breakdown and leave over seeing another Elsa waifuist.

Both Nycteris (who gets in trouble with mods for this) and Putrifax (who is now banned for harassing someone regarding this very issue) cannot STAND someone else liking Raiden or Thrax. It's why I have a bit of a special dislike for them both.

The only ones who don't sperg out about it are the Monika waifuists because she's from a series (DDLC) where canonically, literally, everyone has "their own" Monika.

 

[El Atrocidad]

I know this is late and everything, but this guy is in a Discord server I'm in and routinely gets mad when art is posted of Kasumi (the new girl in the re-release of Persona 5) with anyone but the game's main character. This is because he kins with the MC. It's absolutely ridiculous. Oh, and he has "kidfus", which I assume are like waifus but adopted children. One of these is Narancia from JoJo Part 5.

Oh, and he's now in a "polyamorous relationship" with Marnie and Kasumi.

EDIT: I should also add on that some time last year, he "married" a waifu on twitterm accompanied with some godawful artwork. However, this waifu hasn't been seen since. Really makes you wonder.

Spoiler: The Twitter Marriage

https://twitter.com/MushKinPuff/status/1139904530240458753

Jeez, that's sad. How badly does he freak out about this stuff? He seems like the type of person to say some pretty regrettable stuff when agitated.
Oh and fun fact: that girl he 'married' is canonically 14 years old.

Anyway, since you mentioned him, I decided to give his reddit a quick glance. Apparently he's made a character from ducktales of all things his kidfu too, on top of declaring some random anime chick to be the literal incarnation of his real life mother. What an honor!

Spoiler: Reddit spergery

Another part I like about Trevor's blogposts is that he acts like people give a shit about them, when in reality they get literally zero comments from others.

 

[Myalko]

Jeez, that's sad. How badly does he freak out about this stuff? He seems like the type of person to say some pretty regrettable stuff when agitated.
Oh and fun fact: that girl he 'married' is canonically 14 years old.

Anyway, since you mentioned him, I decided to give his reddit a quick glance. Apparently he's made a character from ducktales of all things his kidfu too, on top of declaring some random anime chick to be the literal incarnation of his real life mother. What an honor!

Spoiler: Reddit spergery

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Another part I like about Trevor's blogposts is that he acts like people give a shit about them, when in reality they get literally zero comments from others.

Jeez, that's sad. How badly does he freak out about this stuff? He seems like the type of person to say some pretty regrettable stuff when agitated.

It's less anger and more like what seems (to me at least) like the beginnings of a fake anxiety attack so people will stop posting. Very childish stuff.

Spoiler: might be grasping at straws, but...

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Also, here's some more recent spergery about his "girlfriend" Marnie.

Spoiler: Marnie sperging

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Anyways thanks for showing some other stuff of his. I really wasn't aware just how deep the rabbithole goes on this guy.

EDIT: I forgot to include these two pics I took from my phone. It's just some more autism about his polyamorous relationship.

Spoiler: Polyamory

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[Thith]

Reminder this is what this retard who thinks he’s Joker looks like.

 

[Souji Tendou]

Reminder this is what this exceptional individual who thinks he’s Joker looks like.

Speaking of mushkin, seems his brother is in this shit aswell. Kidfu without a wife huh.

 

[Lemon Bread]

Someone mentioned Mush's ex-waifu in a recent post, so I feel like this is appropriate to bring up.

Homura took the kids.

I wonder how bullied you have to be in school to reach this level of advanced RP. There's no way he isn't aware of how pathetic he looks to anyone who isn't in such deep shit.

 

[Peppa Pig]

they'd rather be living with their mother than me

Ah, the old "the dog went away to live on a nice farm and chase sheep" excuse.

We always focus on the obviously crazy people here, but I've noticed there are a few that lie low and seem relatively "normal" and don't do any of the creepy roleplay shit. It makes me wonder how many waifuists in these groups secretly despise the exceptional people like Mush, Blake, Nycteris, etc and only fake being friendly because the mods will ban them if they say anything.

 

[delusional croixx]

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[queerape]

Someone mentioned Mush's ex-waifu in a recent post, so I feel like this is appropriate to bring up.

Homura took the kids.
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I wonder how bullied you have to be in school to reach this level of advanced RP. There's no way he isn't aware of how pathetic he looks to anyone who isn't in such deep shit.

Ah, to have fake problems. Must be very hard.

 

[WinchesterPremium]

Ah, the old "the dog went away to live on a nice farm and chase sheep" excuse.

We always focus on the obviously crazy people here, but I've noticed there are a few that lie low and seem relatively "normal" and don't do any of the creepy roleplay shit. It makes me wonder how many waifuists in these groups secretly despise the exceptional people like Mush, Blake, Nycteris, etc and only fake being friendly because the mods will ban them if they say anything.

Wouldn't...that just be enjoying looking at pictures of cute girls and wanting to talk about cute girls? Take out the role-play and you just have normal weebs.

 

[Peppa Pig]

Wouldn't...that just be enjoying looking at pictures of cute girls and wanting to talk about cute girls? Take out the role-play and you just have normal weebs.

By roleplay, I mean them writing their long bullshit stories and acting like it's something that really happened.
Removing the roleplay doesn't remove their urge to fuck pillows.

 

[Overcast]

I still find the idea of Homura having Banjo and Kazooie as kids to be so stupid it’s hilarious.

 

[Pina Colada]

I still find the idea of Homura having Banjo and Kazooie as kids to be so stupid it’s hilarious.

Right? It reads like a Pooh's Adventures fanfic.

 

[Overcast]

Right? It reads like a Pooh's Adventures fanfic.

Homura: Angsting over Madoka again

Banjo: busts open door Look Ma! I got a jiggy!

 

[Kekyoin1488]

I still find the idea of Homura having Banjo and Kazooie as kids to be so stupid it’s hilarious.

I mean a guy who thinks he is in a relationship with a 14 yo girl from a videogame decided to """"adopt"""" as childs: an another 14 years old dyke and an antropomorphic bear from a videogame...
weird is just too little