Nikocado Avocado / Nicholas Perry - (Formerly) Fat Faggot who cries because he eats and eats because he cries.

[Big Ben]

You deserve to be in the military deciphering coded messages if you could figure out what either of those queens were saying during the video.

 

[Professor Iris]

Okay, is lolcows shooting pictures of their dicks some kind of trend or something?

I didn't think it was possible to projectile vomit so many times in one sitting.

 

[Fetid Queef]

I'm not watching that shitshow. That's either a Jackfruit or a Durian. Imagine the combined smells going on in that room...

It's a Durian which smells infinitely better than those two fags.

 

[A Duck Selling Lemonade]

 

[Big Ben]

lmao you can hear someone moving around in the background if you listen closely. Nick tell your man to stay still!

 

[A borscht-on]

Not even at the 10:00 mark yet and Nicholas has farted multiple times.

I'm surprised anything was audibly familiar as a fart. Given what we now unfortunately have visual evidence of, there should have just been sighing sounds coming from his asshole.

 

[raritycunt]

lmao you can hear someone moving around in the background if you listen closely. Nick tell your man to stay still!

Honestly Orlin is a very shit actor, whenever he yells or tries to be “bitchy” it just comes across as really fake and awkward.

 

[Dickocado Fagocado]

lmao you can hear someone moving around in the background if you listen closely. Nick tell your man to stay still!

Also someone pointed out in the comments @18:58 he's looking for somewhere to put his water bottle and is obviously asking Rodrigo to help but pulls himself up, however, not quickly enough.

 

[raritycunt]

Also someone pointed out in the comments @18:58 he's looking for somewhere to put his water bottle and is obviously asking Rodrigo to help but pulls himself up, however, not quickly enough.

Yeah and when he puts it down you can see someone move it out of frame.

 

[DavieJones714]

It's a Durian which smells infinitely better than those two fags.

Nik and Orlin probably consider the durian smell an aphrodisiac. Gets them thirsty for anal fun.

 

[YourMommasBackstory]

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More nightmare fuel for you all

His nipples are uneven.
Why’s left one so small?

 

[theshep]

Spoiler: LE SEX

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Not that anyone asked for it, but here's a longer version:

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[raritycunt]

Not that anyone asked for it, but here's a longer version:

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First of all that looks like prison rape, second of all....why is Orlin wearing his hat for sex??

 

[Fetid Queef]

Not that anyone asked for it, but here's a longer version:

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This gives me indigestion.

 

[Burger King]

why is Orlin wearing his hat for sex??

it’s a fag thing.. like Nick met this drug dealer off the street and brought him Back to the shack.

 

[JamusActimus]

I legit wanna puke when just by clicking on this thread.
I can somehow smell the grease and dick cheese coming from Niko's body.

 

[canadiancxnt]

Not that anyone asked for it, but here's a longer version:

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Humanity was a mistake.

 

[A borscht-on]

First of all that looks like prison rape, second of all....why is Orlin wearing his hat for sex??

It makes it seem as though Orlin is rough trade. @format916 is on the right track with this explanation.

ETA: When Nik was a little boy, just sawing away on the violin and getting good grades, I wonder if he ever thought he'd be gorging himself publicly on fast food and getting his asshole ripped up for cash.

 

[A Duck Selling Lemonade]

Not that anyone asked for it, but here's a longer version:

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That's not even remotely exciting or hot.

Who the fuck would sign up to see this?

 

[Professor Iris]

Okay, fuck that. Thank God spoilers exist, I do NOT want a glance of Nikocado's avocados.