Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Someone needs to tell him that 500,000 is not a lot of money these days. He thinks he can retire and live off it...if he has a wife and kids, that shit’s gonna disappear real fast. Raising even ONE child is expensive as fuck. Does he think a child is like a dog, just buy a bag of kibbles and some toys and call it done?

There’s endless vaccinations, checkups, diapers, clothes they grow out of in a few weeks, baby food, toys, SCHOOL, school supplies, this, that, shoes you JUST bought that are already too small, just neverending money sink. Kids are need machines, and they cost a lot of money to take care of.

The cost to raise ONE child to age 17, no college, is currently about 224,000 in the US (https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.thestreet.com/.amp/personal-finance/cost-to-raise-child-14814957).

That’s half of Lucas’ precious “half a million”, JUST going to raise the kid, not him or his wife. Maybe he thinks if he skips vaccinations and never takes the child to the doctor and makes them wear the same too-small clothes forever, it won’t cost that much. Nah mate, it will. And when you have your inheritance, the state will kick you off the dole. The government will not give you money to exist like it does now, not when you just got dropped a load of money from your dead family.

By the way, a second of googling reveals that IF Lucas inherits that money (which he will not, let’s be real), he will have to pay a hefty state inheritance tax on it. So that “half a million” is going to be significantly less than half a million when he finally gets it in his grotty little hands.

And finally, he says he will have this money “in 20 years.” So are you fathering a baby at 60 then, Lucas? Because until you get that imaginary inheritance, you don’t have the money to raise a child and support a family. You don’t have a pot to piss in, as my father would say.

Lucas is basically demanding that some poor young girl let him pump a bunch of children into her right now, then she will work a job while Lucas stays home rolling around on a dirty mattress and huffing his own farts while the children cry in the next room, raising them in total squalor and poverty until they’re college-aged, THEN he will get his inheritance and won’t even have to spend it on the kids. The state will pay a pittance to keep the children alive and attending the worst schools and wearing 3rd rate hand me down clothes their entire childhood.

Because Lucas demands a 18-24 year old wife, preferably 18-20. And SHE has to be the breadwinner in his mind. She ain’t gonna have some high finance job at the tender age of 20. She’s going to get what anyone under 24 is going to get...a shite job in retail or the restaurant industry. Not nearly enough to earn a living for a husband and child. Even a fresh-out-of-university woman isn’t going to earn much and let’s face it, Lucas wants her younger than that. His horniness for a VERY young woman means he is limiting what kind of jobs his wifey can get to support his enormous spotted arse.

Lucas doesn’t give a fuck about his potential kids or their lives or what misery they’ll be raised in. He just wants to pump out babies to prove he did something with his life, then retire on an inheritance he thinks he’ll get after the kids are grown and far away...all except for daddy’s 14 year old princess, which 60 year old Lucas will keep at home to molest and replace his 40 year old crone of a wife.

Luckily God exists and proves it by making sure none of these things will ever come to pass. Lucas will die filthy and ranting in a homeless shelter years from now, the way Nature intended.
 
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Someone needs to tell him that 500,000 is not a lot of money these days. He thinks he can retire and live off it...if he has a wife and kids, that shit’s gonna disappear real fast. Raising even ONE child is expensive as fuck. Does he think a child is like a dog, just buy a bag of kibbles and some toys and call it done?

There’s endless vaccinations, checkups, diapers, clothes they grow out of in a few weeks, baby food, toys, SCHOOL, school supplies, this, that, shoes you JUST bought that are already too small, just neverending money sink. Kids are need machines, and they cost a lot of money to take care of.

The cost to raise ONE child to age 17, no college, is currently about 224,000 in the US (https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.thestreet.com/.amp/personal-finance/cost-to-raise-child-14814957).

That’s half of Lucas’ precious “half a million”, JUST going to raise the kid, not him or his wife. Maybe he thinks if he skips vaccinations and never takes the child to the doctor and makes them wear the same too-small clothes forever, it won’t cost that much. Nah mate, it will. And when you have your inheritance, the state will kick you off the dole. The government will not give you money to exist like it does now, not when you just got dropped a load of money from your dead family.

By the way, a second of googling reveals that IF Lucas inherits that money (which he will not, let’s be real), he will have to pay a hefty state inheritance tax on it. So that “half a million” is going to be significantly less than half a million when he finally gets it in his grotty little hands.

And finally, he says he will have this money “in 20 years.” So are you fathering a baby at 60 then, Lucas? Because until you get that imaginary inheritance, you don’t have the money to raise a child and support a family. You don’t have a pot to piss in, as my father would say.

Lucas is basically demanding that some poor young girl let him pump a bunch of children into her right now, then she will work a job while Lucas stays home rolling around on a dirty mattress and huffing his own farts while the children cry in the next room, raising them in total squalor and poverty until they’re college-aged, THEN he will get his inheritance and won’t even have to spend it on the kids. The state will pay a pittance to keep the children alive and attending the worst schools and wearing 3rd rate hand me down clothes their entire childhood.

Because Lucas demands a 18-24 year old wife, preferably 18-20. And SHE has to be the breadwinner in his mind. She ain’t gonna have some high finance job at the tender age of 20. She’s going to get what anyone under 24 is going to get...a shite job in retail or the restaurant industry. Not nearly enough to earn a living for a husband and child. Even a fresh-out-of-university woman isn’t going to earn much and let’s face it, Lucas wants her younger than that. His horniness for a VERY young woman means he is limiting what kind of jobs his wifey can get to support his enormous spotted arse.

Lucas doesn’t give a fuck about his potential kids or their lives or what misery they’ll be raised in. He just wants to pump out babies to prove he did something with his life, then retire on an inheritance he thinks he’ll get after the kids are grown and far away...all except for daddy’s 14 year old princess, which 60 year old Lucas will keep at home to molest and replace his 40 year old crone of a wife.

Luckily God exists and proves it by making sure none of these things will ever come to pass. Lucas will die filthy and ranting in a homeless shelter years from now, the way Nature intended.

the worst part isn’t even the baby stuff, it’s when they get older and figure out about things like sneaker brands and AirPods that they get really expensive. Lucas can’t even buy shoes for himself.
Also, a football star? Really? This is what he thinks women care about. “I was on the football team in high school” is not an endorsement. If someone feels the need to tell me that I just assume their list of brag-worthy accomplishments ends there.
 
The way he goes on about "progesterone" got me thinking, in his demented insane mind he probably thinks having sex with a young teen will cure his insanity, diabetes and everything else wrong with him.

That is exactly what he thinks. He has brought it up several times over the years that he thinks having sex with younger women will 'cure his aching bones and old skin' as he put it

He is legitimately starting to make me wonder if he watched the strain and got ideas from the whole vampire blood curing liver problems and twisted it around in his head to young girls will do the same for him....Plus he probably saw the whole 6 foot tongue thing and got 'ideas'
 
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More of that infamous Wern hypocrisy today. Remember, when it comes to scoring Gen Z poonaner, Lucas definitely doesn’t have bipolar. But when it comes to getting a job and forfeiting that government check, he’s got it.

He hates all those Gen Z whores who go with the guys with money, and don’t show up at the HOC at 6pm to profess love for Pucas. But....he loves to tell the Gen Zers about the small fortune he stands to inherit in 20 years. Fucking fucktard.
The problem is that with his current living condition and his fast deteriorating health, he is not going to survive following 20 years. Besides, didn't his parents already disinherit him?
 
Mmm...mmm...mmmm. What’s wrong with the Gen Z ladies? Who wouldn’t want to wake up to this face every day?
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It's impressive how quickly he can go from complaining about greed to bragging that he's going to inherit half a million dollars. Really only took a couple sentences.
The amount also bounced around from 250k to 500k to a cool mil today, if I were being skeptical I might think it was all bollocks.

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Second BJ simulated blowjob of the day on an interestingly titled video:
 
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His unbelievable hypocrisy, and how it can occur in a matter of seconds is probably what I consider the most interesting facet of Wernology.
It would be mildly funny if Lucas was purposely doing it to mock how his beloved Gen Z zoomers are, pretending to care about Bernie Sanders, socialism, helping the needy, etc...

But, he's just trying to say every possible thing to get laid.
 
He was ranting about how hot college chicks claim to hate misogyny while they have three big black dicks in their mouths. He is absolutely obsessed with black men and their penises.
As long as the dicks are there consensually, I don’t see how that’s misogyny.

Lucas is obsessed with black dick because a) he believes the “all black men have huge dicks” myth, b) he is scared of black men and c) he is ashamed of his teeny teeny peeny.

So it follows that all his worst nightmares involve Lucas being chased in terror by gigantic black dicks.
 
He was ranting about how hot college chicks claim to hate misogyny while they have three big black dicks in their mouths. He is absolutely obsessed with black men and their penises.
He's been talking about, or rapping about, big black dicks a lot lately. Novel for him. In the past he's been concerned about the active dicks of flatbills and graybeards.

"...the agephobia fucking sucks
But you don't fucking care because you want to suck big black dick
But at least you're not racist
But you're sexist because you need that thing
Everytime I see you you're with another guy."

Lucas Werner, "Let me tell you about the potential of my balls and my DNA."

Interesting to see his male anxiety developing in real time.

ETA: "Big, black dick" is the opposite of Lucas: small, white, useless. Guess he's saying the Baes keep choosing the dicks diametrically opposed to his own.
 
More mooing about how he has a rich dad. A girl asked why his dad won't help him since he is homeless. "I don't beg.". Yes, you do, Lucas. You beg people to send you Grub Hub and Door Dash and give money to your Patreon account. You beg Gen Z women to date you because you have such strong DNA.
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