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Yep, totally not alike. The computer says so, beep boop.
Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.
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Yep, totally not alike. The computer says so, beep boop.
I miss TBPITU, Dick needs to take his own advice.
Maddox: What?! (chuckles) That's not...what are you even talkin' about? That's not a win. Um...and besides, all I ever do is win. We have a couple of comments on the board...which uh, you know, your favorite, Dick. 'Cause they're usually -
Dick: (interjects) No, I hate comments.
Maddox: Yeah, I know.
Dick: I don't read them.
Maddox: I know. 'Cause they're usually, they're...'cause they're usually saying -
Dick: (interjects) No, let me tell you why I don't read comments.
Maddox: Sure.
Dick: Because if you read the comment?
Maddox: Uh-huh.
Dick: They win. Like, all they wanted to do was waste your time by writing garbage. So if you read it, they wasted your time and they win. If you don't read the comment, then YOU win!
Maddox: Okay. Let me read you this comment, and you tell me whether it's a waste of time or not.
Dick: Okay. YES.
Dick: (interjects) No, I hate comments.
Maddox: Yeah, I know.
Dick: I don't read them.
Maddox: I know. 'Cause they're usually, they're...'cause they're usually saying -
Dick: (interjects) No, let me tell you why I don't read comments.
Maddox: Sure.
Dick: Because if you read the comment?
Maddox: Uh-huh.
Dick: They win. Like, all they wanted to do was waste your time by writing garbage. So if you read it, they wasted your time and they win. If you don't read the comment, then YOU win!
Maddox: Okay. Let me read you this comment, and you tell me whether it's a waste of time or not.
Dick: Okay. YES.
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ooh ooh dick do me next, which fan do you think I am, I've been around since early Biggest Problem
Some people are just weird in photos, they look like different people in each one and never quite look like they do in person. I don't know how that happens, it's weird, but I guess Marie's one of those people.
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When Biggest Problem started the majority of listeners were indeed the Maddox fanbase. Maddox would almost always have his week's problem recieve the highest votes and the listeners would always bash Dick, "Go Fuck Yourself Dick" was not originally a term of endearment as it became on TDS.
Dick was a much happier person playing the villian and now that he's had several years of near uncontested asskissing he's having a hard time to cope with being disliked again.
And over what, some forum posters mocking a bad headshot photo of your girlfriend? Saying the show is shitty now. For godsakes Dax you're making a mountain out of a molehill.
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Was hard to line everything up at the same time because of the perspective/rotation and the different expression, but even the teeth match here.
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Or it's not the same person.
So much for my "he's not a lolcow yet". Holy fuck what an embarrassment he's becoming.
Dick you need to stop. You're humiliating yourself.
Also I'm fairly certain the "Ben" that she's dating is Benpai from the drunken peasants, not a "jilted superfan".
Turns out Dax is the one who got lost in the sauce after all.
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Nah, it can't be the same person. The robot said so!
On a funny side note, I tried plugging those two photos in, and the facial recognition software gives me this error:
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I can't believe Marie isn't Marie anymore!
As a side, I don't think this computer knows what a woman looks like, or what a 26 year old looks like for that matter
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I was referring to posting results from that website as if they mean anything.
Seriously gonna tell me this:
is two different people? Yeah, the free facial recognition website seems about as accurate as the free iq test websites.
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That Josh appearance on the dick show is very strange to me. While Josh as a whole is very oblivious and/or unaffected by slights, unless you know how to push his buttons, it still does mean others can see it. I think godwinson's prediction on it being a dressing down has mostly held true. While I dont really give any credence to anything Ralph would say, Its more so Dick organizing it that rubs me the wrong way. I dont believe that he is as absent minded on his guests as he would like others to believe. That is most likely a shield of "pretending to be retarded" to avoid wider criticism.
I fully believe he knew what he was doing setting up the guests in order to have an entertaining show. While usually thats what you should be doing, it seems strange to be doing this with your internet "friends". It came off as setting up a Vick-esque dog fight between the slobber mutt and an overweight geneticly defunct bulldog. Null obviously doesnt care or thought too much into it. But I think that should come off as a dry bite from a rattlesnake.
I fully believe he knew what he was doing setting up the guests in order to have an entertaining show. While usually thats what you should be doing, it seems strange to be doing this with your internet "friends". It came off as setting up a Vick-esque dog fight between the slobber mutt and an overweight geneticly defunct bulldog. Null obviously doesnt care or thought too much into it. But I think that should come off as a dry bite from a rattlesnake.
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I was referring to posting results from that website as if they mean anything.
Seriously gonna tell me this:
is two different people? Yeah, the free facial recognition website seems about as accurate as the free iq test websites.
I think they look different enough that they could just be 2 similarly aged Latina women, I went on the first facial recognition website I found to see if maybe it was me, I posted my results and you all sperged, Cameron added more pictures so I did it again with the same results.
I'm sorry this shitty thing isn't agreeing with you lol but until @George Cuckzunian or anybody else posts her email from the restraining order, I'm not ruling the possibility you're wrong out. Sorry
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Oh, I get it. They all look alike to you.
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Its the same person stop lying to yourself.
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The fucking Chin remains the same in the GIF lmao I understand defending your internet idol but sometimes if it looks like a duck quacks like a duck its a fucking duck. This isn't even defamatory its just pointing out the fact this person is indeed this person. She has an very nice chin btw it would make Jay Leno proud.
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I was referring to posting results from that website as if they mean anything.
Seriously gonna tell me this:
is two different people? Yeah, the free facial recognition website seems about as accurate as the free iq test websites.
Tbh i think these look like two different people, and that you guys are being a bit exceptional by going through that method as a way to get egg on the snakes face. If it turns out they are indeed the same, ill admit that I must just be a racist. However, those are obviously 2 different ladies.
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That is a disingenuous statement its not obvious at all. What are the odds that people zeroing in on doxes find an unrelated person who looks to a T the same as the individual they are looking for? That is lottery ticket odds.